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Female Performer Chat: Weighty Matters
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/13/22 @ 1:34am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,264

Harumph!!! Hossenfeathers!!!

I've seen much. Been much afield. My eye is keen. My barrows crammed with the largess of wise old age.

Harumph!!! Hossenfeathers!!!

You are too young a sapling to be mewling!

Harmuph!!!! Hossenfeathers!!!

Git thee gone knave and mark the low betides! The clock am gestern something something dark side!!!

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/13/22 @ 1:36am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,264


Mark the fleer! It augers in from out of the sun!!! Bandits!!! Bandits!!!!

Turn yer guns up and aft if they can gimble so fast!

I am peptic and foul besides!
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/13/22 @ 1:40am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,264

What is the best ship? The most valuable ship? Frieeeeeeend ship????? Stuff and nonsense!!! Makes me laugh!!!!

You drew ire when you went after Pepe! That skunk was part of the firmament! Now, you know it is war!

I am burning all those bridges! The horse nation is coming in horde for the dingo babies!!! That is, those that were left in sech a vulnerable state that made off with they were!!! And nothing more the twain!!!
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/13/22 @ 1:44am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,264

Don't waggle your crooked bony fingers in my face, maggot! This mutt is apt to snap at sausage!!

:mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad

I only emoticon red now! So you and that little d0g had better march to the other side of the steppe. Steppe off, maaaaaaaaan!

:mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad :mad

Not gonna give you the satisfaction of that dedicated thread for it. ooooo oooo oooooo feel that tease!!!
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Created by: sirlickslot69

9/13/22 @ 5:23am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Southeastern USA
Posts: 646

Me thinks dudley is off his med's... Somebody call the asylum .. Tell them to check under his tongue before they leave... :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
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Created by: dan_in_florida

9/14/22 @ 1:40am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501

Me thinks dudley is off his med's... Somebody call the asylum .. Tell them to check under his tongue before they leave... :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh


They might have difficulty finding his tongue, as he tends to keep it firmly in cheek... :thumbsup
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/14/22 @ 2:07am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,264


*ahem*

*strum stra strummie strummie strummie strum strum strum*

Sigh no more ladies...
Sigh no more...
Men were deceivers ever.
One foot in sea and one on shore.
To one thing constant neeeeeeever.

So sigh not so...
But let them go.
And be ye blythe and bonny.
Converting all...
Your sounds of woe...
Into hey... nonny.... nonny.

Sing no more ditties...
Sing no more.
Of dumps so dull and heavy
The fraud of men ...
was ever so...
since summer was first leafy.

So sigh no so but let them go.
And be you blythe and bonny
Converting all ... your sounds of wooooooooe
Into heeyyyyyyyy nonnnny nooooonnnnnnny!
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MAD_ASSISTANT
Created by: mad_assistant

9/17/22 @ 8:38am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Posts: 67

Me thinks dudley is off his med's... Somebody call the asylum .. Tell them to check under his tongue before they leave... :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh


I’m thinking he might be on the wrong meds because it looks like there not working 😂😂
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IamAngus
Created by: iamangus

9/17/22 @ 10:18am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Posts: 3,911

Do we fear he is a danger to himself, or others? :orglaugh
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InternationalManOfMystery
Created by: internationalmanofmystery

9/17/22 @ 11:06am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Posts: 4

Why does all the nonsense end up under female performers chat forums? Between Dudley and Derek half these threads can be discarded.
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Created by: sirlickslot69

9/17/22 @ 1:14pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Southeastern USA
Posts: 646

Why does all the nonsense end up under female performers chat forums? Between Dudley and Derek half these threads can be discarded.

Maybe if the administrators would delete his posts a few times he’ll stop ✋

:mad :😡🤨
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Created by: sirlickslot69

9/17/22 @ 4:00pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Southeastern USA
Posts: 646

Why does all the nonsense end up under female performers chat forums? Between Dudley and Derek half these threads can be discarded.


BTW it's not much worse than "Gladiolous93" starting 0ver 30 rambling posts in Russian and Ukrainian forum...


:( :orglaugh
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MAD_ASSISTANT
Created by: mad_assistant

9/17/22 @ 6:35pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Posts: 67

Do we fear he is a danger to himself, or others? :orglaugh


Danger to others I don’t think he would realise he’s a danger to himself Meds or no meds 🤔🤔🤔
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/18/22 @ 3:09am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,264

We the staff at Do Ride Industries want you to know that we really value your feedback.

Normally we take the time to respond to each input individually. But we have all just returned from a corporate morale building helicopter skiing expedition to a place where it is Spring. Nothing builds morale better than shushing through uncut snow wearing just a light sweater and soaking up those rays on your own carefully staked out b0wl.

But we did lose Lars. Last seen atta_cking Crow Heart's Coulaire . But all you can ask for in this hard life is a great death.

I tell you we are all buzzing from above timberline euphoria. And chafed balls from snow bunny ambushes. So we have to relax a number of our ethics as we adjust back to the workaday world.

Nobody does you better than you. We always say. You just keep experiencing and relating to the experiences.

And we'll keep the gray cell lubricant flowing. More than that is for Fate to say!



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Created by: dartagnan_jr

9/25/22 @ 10:46am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: UK
Posts: 162

I don't really wanna sound like and as**ole, but what has this to do with "Female Performer Chat"?? and why is it here??
:offtopic :offtopic :offtopic
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CapnLongDong
Created by: capnlongdong

9/25/22 @ 10:52am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

We the staff at Do Ride Industries want you to know that we really value your feedback.

Normally we take the time to respond to each input individually. But we have all just returned from a corporate morale building helicopter skiing expedition to a place where it is Spring. Nothing builds morale better than shushing through uncut snow wearing just a light sweater and soaking up those rays on your own carefully staked out b0wl.

But we did lose Lars. Last seen atta_cking Crow Heart's Coulaire . But all you can ask for in this hard life is a great death.

I tell you we are all buzzing from above timberline euphoria. And chafed balls from snow bunny ambushes. So we have to relax a number of our ethics as we adjust back to the workaday world.

Nobody does you better than you. We always say. You just keep experiencing and relating to the experiences.

And we'll keep the gray cell lubricant flowing. More than that is for Fate to say!






Somebody call the Sanatorium and tell tehm Dudley needs help... long term help...


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Created by: dartagnan_jr

9/25/22 @ 10:54am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: UK
Posts: 162



Somebody call the Sanatorium and tell tehm Dudley needs help... long term help...




Great suggestion Cap'n


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