6/22/17 @ 10:07pm
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*sniff* ... *sniff*...
*sniiiiiiiiiiiffff*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUH GUHGUHGUHGUH
BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUH MUH... MUH.... *snort*
EYAAHHHHHHHHHH BWAAAAAAA BWAAAA
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*sniff* ... *sniff*...
*sniiiiiiiiiiiffff*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUH GUHGUHGUHGUH
BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUH MUH... MUH.... *snort*
EYAAHHHHHHHHHH BWAAAAAAA BWAAAA
grab a tissue mate!! JJJAAAAAHEEEZUZ!
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6/22/17 @ 11:14pm
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grab a tissue mate!! JJJAAAAAHEEEZUZ!
I... guh uh I...
I don't have any tissues! WOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She EEE EEE EEEEEE BWAAAAAAAAA She GEEE OH GAWD HAAA AAAAAAAAA
She took them all! BWAAAA AAAAA She took them all and everything! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEH HEEEH HEEEEEH
*Snort*
Fffff ooooo ahhhh ahhhh FFFilthy th GA GA GA WAAAAAH Filthy thieving bitch!
*sob*
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I... guh uh I...
I don't have any tissues! WOOOOOOO OOOO OOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She EEE EEE EEEEEE BWAAAAAAAAA She GEEE OH GAWD HAAA AAAAAAAAA
She took them all! BWAAAA AAAAA She took them all and everything! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEH HEEEH HEEEEEH
*Snort*
Fffff ooooo ahhhh ahhhh FFFilthy th GA GA GA WAAAAAH Filthy thieving bitch!
*sob*
... poor bugger ... use ur sleeve then ...
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6/23/17 @ 5:06am
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6/23/17 @ 5:12am
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6/23/17 @ 11:15am
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No: Fu! What has happened? I've never seen you like this!
Fu: Muhhh Threw my AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH HUNH ah ah Threw my mother in law in the snake pit. WEEEEEEEEEEEEH EHHHH
No: Good heavens! The snakes got her! How horrible! You were mad and just lost control. It happens my friend. It happens.
Fu: Yaaaa You don't underAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN OMG WAAAAAAHHH Nobody understands!
No: No?
Fu: Freddy. FRREEE EEEEEH EEEEEH EEEEEEEHDEEEEEE! My favorite adDUH DUH DUH der. My fah aHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH adder
No: What about Freddy. You can tell me.
Fu: *sob* He's gone. GOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKK WAAAAAAAAAH GONE GONE GONE.
No: No!
Fu: Yes! *sob* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Freddy bit her and got bl00d poisoning! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!
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6/23/17 @ 5:54pm
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j
lol yes... and you ain't lived until you've heard "Temptation" sung by the Muppet Glee Club.
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6/23/17 @ 6:33pm
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*sniff* Frog guitar dissonance alone *sob* WUH WUH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I don't even need to see the ga ga GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LLLLL FFFFF AAA AH AH disturbing in Shining kind of way stuff.
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6/23/17 @ 7:37pm
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6/23/17 @ 8:00pm
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All he ever wanted *sob* Ahhhhhhhh haaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
All he ever asked was to ggggaaa GA GA GAAAAAA go hundreds of times to soak in hot cleansing waters. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHH AHHHH
Serving his consti IIIIII III IIIIIIIIIIII constituency. And be EEE EEE EEEEEEH paid for it.
And you all AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHH You all got sooooo eeeeeEEEEE EEE EEEEEEE emotional about it. *sniff*
There is no compass AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BRUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH compassion in this heartless world!
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6/25/17 @ 6:32pm
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Eet eeez ze burneen sahnds of ze Emptay Quartaire...
Ah hav jahnned ze Leegjohn to fairget. Hair... hair burneen, sooltray ahs... hair floween hair...
Eet eez mahls, mahls not ze keelomeetairs, to ze Fairt Ler Boof... Ze ahnemee has been tahkeen oos wahn by wanh.
Ahnd not jeez wanhn baht also Rehnay, ahnd also Moorees. Wahn by Wahn as they struggail aht ze back of ze colum. Zair tongue hangeeng from zair mouths, zair ahys coated weeth ze bloween sahn of ze peeteeless desairt.
Eef we had mair watair awhr teer they would cahm... and floow down awhr faces.
But as eet ees we can only ze drah crah... teers of sahnd:
Ler pfffffffft.... Ler pfffffffffffft... Oh mon dieu Ler pfffffffft.
Annd eet geetz een ahwr moostashes and mahks us to sneezeh:
Ler pfffffffffft Le chew.... Ler prfffffffffft Le chew
Ahnd these mahks ze eveel colornel to laff ahnd by surprahs zo he heecuups:
Ler pffffttttt Ler pfffffft Le chew Ze heeeecup ze heeeeeecup Ler pffffttt Le chew
Eet eez zo far to ze fairt... Le pffft ler pfffft le chew ze heecup
Ahnd zair goes anonthair Wahn...
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7/7/17 @ 1:14am
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Th... *sob* Th.. *snort*
That anger thread sq... waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa squashed this thre eeh ehh ehhhd.
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7/7/17 @ 1:16am
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* strum strum strum boing boing strum *
WAAAAA WAAAA WAAAAAH WAAAH WACKA WACKA
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7/8/17 @ 8:34pm
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Meanwhile in Basingstoke... Basingstoke Westphalia...
*DAAAAAAAA DA DA DDDDAAAAA DAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
* TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP *
KOLONEL KURTZ: FIRE!!!!*flick flick CRACK CRACK *
SAPPER MORELY: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! No FA FA FA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!! AIIIIIR AIIIIIR AIIIIIIIIIIII HIIIIII HIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA
KURTZ: RETURN TO LINES!!!!
* TROMP TROMP TROMP *
TROOPERS: *singing in time* ANYTHING GOES IN.... ANYTHING GOES OUT...
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7/11/17 @ 3:41am
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A father of four was swept out to sea and nearly drowned this afternoon. His rescuer, a brave pediatrician, is even now doing mouth to mouth and pressing the last bits of water out of him. And it's success! The nearly drowned man is breathing!
*SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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