Oooohhh....I'm sooo busted!! Are the Forum cops going to cum and take my perv licence away now?

Can't a guy's Id and alter-ego have a little external dialogue once in a while? And what do you expect, truth and honesty? Truth and honesty in a chat forum for an adult site is like the "No-Peeing" section of the public swimming pool - there ain't any!! And anyways, as Jack Nicholson said in "A Few Good Men", "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" But since this is a forum, and it doesn't cost me anything to expound, here it is:
Truth 1: I am of the age where the mere sight of a woman does not make me priapetic and therefore I require more then just a silicon chest and a skimpy outfit;
Truth 2: I have fount that Quintina can be funny, silly, intelligent in her chat. She has great personality along with totally killer eyes;
Truth 3: In addition, given half-a-chance, she will give you a slow, sensually, erotic, noisy, and completely climactic private chat that you will have a VERY happy ending;
Truth 4: After the private, she's even more fun to chat with...she is usually very happy, open, and chatty with everyone in her chat room (along with usually not too well reclothed ;)
Now I know my tastes are not the same as everyone's and that's fine, but if you want to have a qualified discussion about Quintina, then go get yourself a 15-minute private with Quintina (not a 2-minute quick-yank special). Then you'll be qualified to enter into the conversation. Otherwise, you're just wasting keyboard life...
Also, keep in mind, what you get in a private is what you put into it. So, treat her (or most models) like a lady, and she'll treat you right. Treat her like meat and you'll get meat.
P.S. And for the forum "Sherlocks", I didn't submit all of the forum entries...circumstantial evidence to the contrary...
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