Ahem...
*pulls out a trumpet, begins royal announcement*
"HIS most Gracious and Spectacular junior Majesty Prince Lil' Amicu the XVIIth, Emperor and Sovereign of 'That' Booty, Lord Protector of the Nubblies, Defender of the Scrote, Lord High Admiral of Gyrating, Sheriff of the Squirrely Forest, Fifth Earl of Punani, Duke of Deez Nuts, Overseer of the Playpen, Royal Trapper in Chief of the Beaver, Stormer of the Pink Castle, Conquestador de Ginny, the third Marquis de Love Grease, Commander-In-Chief of the Spitfire Spelunkers 3rd Division Swift Swimmers Brigade..."
If only I knew where to pin all the ribbons and put on his little felted crown..
Why, don't you call yours the same??
Oh and I nearly forgot, I'm contractually required to throw rose petals at him while masturbating.
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