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Female Performer Chat: Bad News In The Cards - Romania's Beleaguered Witches

Created by: Camy Angel

2/15/11 @ 7:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Interessant .. tu as du talent !!

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Created by: carousel

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Created by: J Brown

5/3/11 @ 2:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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(aside) see what i mean?

(to Bete) How nice of you to place yourself so fully under my control...

He hits a button and curtains fall away revealing a very well stocked room of pleasures/horrors. But she has no time to take it all in because a gag and a blindfold are immediately applied by smoothly, swiftly moving robotic hands. She is secured by a large number of soft, silky yet oh so strong straps. Robotic hands move over her placing electrodes, applying oils aromatic, connecting her to the arrayed supercomputers and video devices.

Unseen to them both, the news that Bete has been captured quickly propagates to the facility staff. They immediately put in place the electronic and negotiated procedures necessary to pull maximum power from the grid. Lights in neighboring cities go out.

An automated pleasure / pain program kicks off and she begins to writhe slowly and groan.

"You have nothing to fear. This machine merely catalogs your sexual preferences and stimulates you a little. If you are a good witch I will send Crooks to be with you and participate in your stimulii. I will not do anything that I know you do not crave."

Blasts of electricity course through her. Machine induced fantasies enter her feverish mind. Crooks' voice soothes her. Simulated? Who can say?

Mounds of information are collected. Intelligence information goes into one pile. Sexual preference data goes into another.

"Your lovers will find this information most useful." Ride said quietly.

She arched up as sensual spot cataloging procedures kicked in.

"Since you are providing me so much information" said Ride cooly "I will give you a bit of an origins story. I think you may be able to relate to it."

She of course did not answer for her mind and senses were quite occupied.

"I was married once you know. Many thought I was quite lucky to have her. She was smart, beautiful, and honest. In those days I was called Dudley_Do_RIGHT"

"But we had the misfortune to go to a party one day together, one of those couple's things. I was a well-trained hubby. Very courteous and smooth with these near strangers. Things would have been quite all right except..."

Here Ride paused and fiddled with some settings that made Bete "suffer" even more.

"Except the host and hostess owned a cat. A black devil. Eyes as green as mine. I have often thought we might somehow be reflections of each other..."

Crooks came in and went immediately to Bete. She had been trained in the apparatus and was enjoying it all very much.

But Ride was like that ancient mariner from the poem, his eyes were distant, a little spooky.

"That cat would go through the crowd of party-goeers, remember this is one of those parties where people play games like Parchesi, Pictionary, Balderdash, or Clue. They sit on the floor. Take off their shoes. Get comfortable."

"He would go through that crowd clawing and biting. Leaving tattered clothing, bloody ankles, bite marks. The people of course were horrified but trained to be so polite. The hostess simply laughed and said 'Don't mind him. He had a rough childhood. He can be quite an angel sometimes'. And she let the rampaging feline continue. After all, she was not being mauled."

Other women had snuck into the control room and were enjoying giving Bete the limit of what she could stand.

"So nobody did anything. They were not equipped. I remember that my wife dug her elbow into my ribs quite hard when I put back on my boots and enjoyed seeing that horrible beast taste leather when he tried for me again."

Ride sighed. But also smiled. Eyes both remorseful and merry at once.

"But I did something. I knew him for what he was. I rose up. I did my ritualistic crane technique intro with great ceremony knowing that my ritual would be returned by the cat in his style. I was completely correct. The little bastard was a master of deception and he did his tiger style intro in such a way that nobody but me saw him do it."

"A great fight ensued. Do not pity him. He was very well trained. He used his strengths very well to cover his weaknesses. I spent much of the early stages protecting my eyes from him. So fast, so hard to hit."

"But eventually I got the upper hand. The house was wrecked of course. But I had him dead to rights. He was a no-good, murdering son-of-a-bitch so I gave him the standard final choice. In my fluid Cantonese I offered him his life if he converted to Good. But the proud beast simply spat and uttered in equally fluid Mandarin one of the worst insults ever crafted by man or cat."

"So I administered the death blow in a very final, yet painless manner."

"Obviously this destroyed my marriage and cost me all my friends. But I of course knew the terrible creature could no longer harm mankind."

"It was shortly after this incident that I took the new name, Dudley Do RIDE and made the alliances that would guide my future path."

"So woman, you will remember well two things this day. My nature. And that a man made the machine that you obviously enjoy so much."

At which point the mountie disappeared and let the women lose themselves in each other.

i think that's a human cat he's talking about and I'm getting a sense of melancholy guilt and boredom at having to live with it. have you something to confess to... properly...?

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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/3/11 @ 6:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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i think that's a human cat he's talking about and I'm getting a sense of melancholy guilt and boredom at having to live with it. have you something to confess to... properly...?

ye gods.. i think it's YOU who seems bored.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

5/4/11 @ 1:00am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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i think that's a human cat he's talking about and I'm getting a sense of melancholy guilt and boredom at having to live with it. have you something to confess to... properly...?

`The cat is no more...

He is demised...

He sings with the choir invisible.

He has snuffed it and kicked the bucket...

He has shuffled off this mortal coil...

He's got no pulse...

He doesn't so much as twitch at catnip...

He's batted at his last ball of yarn...

He's incapable of embezzlement...

He's sleeping with the fishes of the deep...

He's scratching posts with Arnot...

He's paid his last taxes...

He's taking his dirt nap...

His paws are in cement...

He's passed on... Deceased... Lost to the ages... Ensconsed within his crypt...

He's a shade now... A houlie...

Bell replaced with a chain...

His eyes are gone, his fur departed...

He's a museum piece...

He's uttered his last oath...

He's cursed his last curse...

He's fouled his last litter...

He's scarfed his last tuna...

Nevermore... Forevermore... The last great journey... Pussy's great last trip.

And all in all (long pause) I am liking it.

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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/4/11 @ 3:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*cuddles up and loves this shite*

ohhhh my Mountie boy,
you make me smile with joy;
my favorite toy.

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Created by: suggs

5/4/11 @ 3:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LMFAO @ dudleys reworking of the classic dead parrot speech. :bowdown

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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/4/11 @ 3:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LMFAO @ dudleys reworking of the classic dead parrot speech. :bowdown

Suggs.. i think i lost one of my nipple rings in your sheets the other night.. let me know if you find it eh?

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Created by: Sara Lynn

5/4/11 @ 3:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Suggs.. i think i lost one of my nipple rings in your sheets the other night.. let me know if you find it eh?

haha... l found it... it's mine... finders keepers.... yada yada... and now it's in my right nipple.... come an get it... bah!

kisses on suggsumotto's soft lips...
xox
SL

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Created by: suggs

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Suggs.. i think i lost one of my nipple rings in your sheets the other night.. let me know if you find it eh?

So THAT'S what it is. Damm thing nearly gave me a 'Prince Albert' the other night as I kept tossing and turning in bed.

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Created by: dshytnvrwrks

5/4/11 @ 3:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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poor kitty

pshwshwshwsh...

i am calling the cat's ghost in a ghostly cat call...

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Created by: caiaphas

5/9/11 @ 1:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Because they weigh the same as a duck??

Annnnnd what else weighs the same as a duck??

Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant: She looks like one.
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bedevere: Bring her forward!
Girl: I'm not a witch.
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant: Well, I got better.
Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

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thank you Monty Python

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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/9/11 @ 1:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOLOLOL omg i'd forgotten that one ROFLMFAO... *looks down at the pile of sticks around me* HEY.. just a g'damned MINUTE!!!

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