As we pan slowly out and away from the station wagon on its way up the snowy mountain roads to a resort, the family arguing merrily as familys do, we hear a song come onto the crackly car radio...

Loooooobooootoooomized....... Moooooodellllllls..... Loboooootooomizeeed Models....

Lobotomized models... aren't much fun....

They don't do a handbra... when you beg...

They don't ban... any greys..

Lobootoomized models.... just aren't much fun...

My favorite was lobotomized.... late last fall...

She's still plugging her webcam into the wall...

No lobotomized models... aren't much fuuuuuuuuuhuhuhuhn. No No No No.

Admin says my lobotomized baby's days are done

Unless her cam starts to run...

No lobotomized models... aren't much fun.

Lobotomized models... Lobot lobot lobot lobotomized models..... Loooobotomized models

simply aren't much fun.

(come on everybody. one more time for the eastern time zones)

Lobotomized... Completely lobotomized.... models.... Lo lo lo lo lobotomized modelss.

Looooooooobotomized models are NO ..... FUN!!!!!

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LMFAO ohhhhh dudley.. it's WONDERFUL.... *trys to catch breath*

i SURRENDER.. i AM the SAND PUPPET!!!!!



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it maybe starting a new life and just wants to be different!
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LMFAO ohhhhh dudley.. it's WONDERFUL.... *trys to catch breath*

i SURRENDER.. i AM the SAND PUPPET!!!!!



*howls with delight and shuffles over to the wall and settles like a bean bag chair*



Yes and you've been a good little sand puppet. (lol and I felt guilty about lobotomy songs)

Now brush your teeth and go to bed. This story is done and it is time for sleep. There will
plenty of time to do all those things you are wanting to do in the morning. Now rest. Sleep. Dream sweet dreams. Your friends are all safe and ready to play with you again tomorrow...

(to unseen mother figure)

They look so innocent when they sleep don't they? Shhhhhhhhhhhhh let's go now...



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it maybe starting a new life and just wants to be different!



Yes that's right. You are a smart little angel cutie.

Now don't trouble yourself anymore about the monsters and cult members. They are going to be just fine. There is room in this world for all kinds. No matter what you like to eat for dinner or how long it takes you to tie your shoes.

In this life you may lose some of your mind... but you may gain a friend... so...

Always look on the bright side of life...

* goes out of room whistling*

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I wanna see Tifany blue dancing to "Black number 1" by Type O negative! Dark and sexy angel.... Quote

The TV screen pans through a cute little model of a mountain village. Music plays, light music, full of chimes and whistles. It is the intro to the show. A children's show.

Cute little dolls are going about their daily chores. A trolleycar moves through the village. A clock chimes and even cuter, tinier figures pop out of it and strike the clock in a colorful way.

But wait... What's that? There are cute little monster dolls chasing the villagers. The village square has a guillotine, run by a vampire, that is chopping off heads. The clock tower figures are banging a bronzed head with Aztec war clubs and have very wild looks in their eyes.

A door opens in the room with the model of the village, and the host walks in (yeah, monster), singing merrily -

"Ohhhh it's a beautiful day in the monsterhood...

A beautiful day to be a monster...

Would you be mine... Could you be mine...

It's a monsterly day in the ghoulywood...

a bloody day in the gobblinhood...

Would you be mine... Could you be mine..."

Then he starts to speak to the monster babies that are watching-

"Good morning my little friends, we have a special treat for you. A visit by a human friend. Say hello to my friend, my hairdresser, Sadie."

Sadie - "My stars, you monsters lead suuuuuuuuch interesting lives. As I was saying to my friend Thelma, Thelma don't you wish you were a monster. They lead suuuuuuch interesting lives. My stars."

I will leave the children to their show. Just remember... adult monsters were once children too.

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