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Female Performer Chat: Terrible Pick Up Lines
swemarc
Created by: swemarc

2/9/11 @ 12:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: right outside your door
Posts: 86

Didn't read all so might have been used allready:

"There's a party in my pants and you're invited"

Personally I prefer a hi over pick up lines...guess all pick up lines are terrible to me hehe.
:winkwink
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BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

2/9/11 @ 12:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379

Lumberjack lesbian walks over.. looks down at what is obviously an out of proportion strapon tucked down the thigh of her jeans.. looks up and says "You like?".

I'm a fucking LESBIAN.. what the fuck do YOU think?

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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

2/9/11 @ 1:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

Are you Jamaican?......Cause your Jamaican me crazy

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but hey, I’m the only one talking to you
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Created by: suggs

2/20/11 @ 2:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

One for movie fans now.

Dead or alive, your cumming with me.
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BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

2/24/11 @ 6:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379

BB i have some photos i'd like to send to you bb.
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Crooks
Created by: Crooks

3/1/11 @ 6:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

BB i have some photos i'd like to send to you bb.



bb hello. show nipples plllsssplssplssss show boobs??

hru bb? are you menstruating? if so, i know how to insert tampons. bb. would you like to see me naked??


if youve ever had sex with a machine.. thats what its like with me.. cause im a sex machine bb. huh huh. hey bb. can i wear your thighs for earmuffs?

i'd like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.

:evil :orglaugh
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/1/11 @ 11:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


How ya doing, doing bb? I seen you here plenty times before, times before bb.
I ask myself, myself bb, why does dis beyootiful creature always drink in dis here dive alone, alone bb?

So I figure it has gotta be one of tree possibilities, just tree possibilities bb. Wun... you are fucking psycho, an incredibly psycho nutcase bb. Two... you are pathetically shy, just too shy to even wipe yourself bb. Tree... and between you, me, and that digusting bartender over there, over there bb, that you are a new goil in this town here, in this town here bb.

So what is it with you, with you bb? And don't lie because I am gonna find out, find out bb. By the way, I like the way your hair smells, how it smells bb. Give me the right answer and I will take you to a really classy hotel, a classy hotel bb.

So... let's hear your life story... the whole ting bb.

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Created by: suggs

3/1/11 @ 2:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Want to help me break the suspension on my car??
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Crooks
Created by: Crooks

3/1/11 @ 4:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

i'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears someone already beat me to it.


:evil :evil :evil
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Crooks
Created by: Crooks

3/1/11 @ 4:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Want to help me break the suspension on my car??



*swoon* :orglaugh
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

3/2/11 @ 12:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

i quote this from a chap i know ... "hello ... is ur mouth open for business?" it earned him a very red cheek.
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Created by: suggs

3/13/11 @ 3:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Hi, my name is Charlie Sheen. :evil
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digforfire8
Created by: digforfire8

3/13/11 @ 4:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 21

Here's one I heard in a bar a couple years ago. I was signing a check with my left hand, because, in fact, I am a lefty.
Middle aged dude turns to me and goes "So, you're a lefty??"
My response- "Yup." And, his- "I'm a lefty too! We should bone!"
I couldn't stop giggling. Tell the story to this day. And in case you were wondering- no, I didn't join 50 yr old bearded stranger an attempt to produce only the finest lefty children
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Created by: no.op.roo

3/13/11 @ 12:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: the fez on the wall

Hi, my name is Charlie Sheen. :evil



LMFAO Suggs *dances*
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Jonny.Bravo
Created by: jonny.bravo

3/13/11 @ 12:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 333

"I look at you and my sperm wants to swim out of my balls" , by Dream

:thumbsup DReam it was really good one :party :drinkup :orglaugh
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