what are some of the funniest texts you've gotten both sexual or not? i thought it would be fun to start a forum to see some of the crazy people we hang out with or the dumb things we say when we're drunk!!

this was one of my more interesting recent texts:
"i honestly don't remember much from last night. i kinda remember giving you a bj, which is funny because my husband doesn't like them..."

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i got this one from my mom today (what makes it even funnier is that she is super religious):
"so first day on vacation and we almost got ran over by a transvestite roller skater in a mini skirt. it's gonna be good times" Quote

lol Im norm the one sending out the drunk text messages and Im not posting those on here lol, Im a weirdo and very funny drunk. The best part is I never remenber anything the next day but Im use to it lol. Quote