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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/24/11 @ 12:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

poor Easyfellatio you should be on his top 10 list

this is what that limp wrist on your icon who's getting ready to do a dutch oven means isn't it?


New account Smash? :orglaugh

You forgot to change your location (Havenoclue). I don't think that i am smart, but compared with a few others..... :winkwink

Can be compared with what i once whitnessed at school:
A student who didn't want to go to school that day, called his teacher: "Hello you're speaking with my dad, Frits is ill and can't go to school today".

Good luck in the lesbian army, mate :thumbsup
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PhlargJohansen
Created by: phlargjohansen

5/24/11 @ 4:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Ja, vas wit dis EahzyPillow? Him vun mann humehr ja. Him vant mate all junge mann ha! I yust vann say, him vann pretty mann humehr, look ja how hand his on him hip ja ja. Ve halv seen dis bevore ja. Im Sveden him very hoppy vith dem udder mann humehr.
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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/24/11 @ 4:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

lol that is absolutely the worst swedish accent i've ever seen.. LOVE IT.. lol *jotting down notes*
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Jwr
Created by: jwr

5/24/11 @ 4:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 9



Run away as fast and as long as my legs could carry!





Oprah rant



So....You gonna go after the handicapped next?
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/25/11 @ 1:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

So....You gonna go after the handicapped next?


Well...well... I have read quite a variety of posts in the forums, but a post like that even suprises me.....
Bad taste, dude ... :(
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PhlargJohansen
Created by: phlargjohansen

5/25/11 @ 4:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




Well...well... I have read quite a variety of posts in the forums, but a post like that even suprises me.....
Bad taste, dude ... :(



Ah, de stem van de deskundige in slechte smaak. Hoeveel jaren van praktijk duurt voordat men als gebroken een hersenen als u Easyfellow hebben kan?
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/25/11 @ 12:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

Ah, de stem van de deskundige in slechte smaak. Hoeveel jaren van praktijk duurt voordat men als gebroken een hersenen als u Easyfellow hebben kan?


Smash, even the best digital translator can't produce clear output, when the input is a festival of mistakes.

Furthermore i would advice you a more relaxed approach:

Are you that interested in me, that you have to show your hate for me to all the people here after each of my posts?
Nobody is interested in that and - apart from your boss in the lesbian army - i've never seen someone else reacting on stuff like that.
You don't hurt me with it anyway, because i am not interested in you or your opinion.

You should try to make this place more enjoyable for yourself.... :twocents
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Created by: alberich

5/25/11 @ 2:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970





Nobody is interested in that and - apart from your boss in the lesbian army - i've never seen someone else reacting on stuff like that.




I enjoy it :orglaugh :orglaugh
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/25/11 @ 3:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

I enjoy it :orglaugh :orglaugh


Very predictable. You are supposed to enjoy it, being the only other male member in the lesbian army, as you wrote a few days ago in another thread.

I am curious about the opinion of other members and models about all that army stuff.

I am from one of the most tolerant countries in the world regarding gays and lesbians and i go along very well with a few of them eiher at work or among my aquaintances, but for me a website like this is totally the wrong place for a topic like that.

People visit this website just for fun and these senseless quarrels and attacks against the opposite gender (also in some chatrooms, alas) make this place cheerless and chase the customers away.





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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/25/11 @ 8:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122




Very predictable. You are supposed to enjoy it, being the only other male member in the lesbian army, as you wrote a few days ago in another thread.

I am curious about the opinion of other members and models about all that army stuff.

I am from one of the most tolerant countries in the world regarding gays and lesbians and i go along very well with a few of them eiher at work or among my aquaintances, but for me a website like this is totally the wrong place for a topic like that.

People visit this website just for fun and these senseless quarrels and attacks against the opposite gender (also in some chatrooms, alas) make this place cheerless and chase the customers away.




and here you go again exactly the same as you do in every other case in the forum threads lioneln.. each time.. you create a problem by attacking others with hostility, hate, and bigotry... and each time you then immediately flip flop and present what you have just done as "reasonable tolerant" behavior.. and seek to involve others in your open warfare.. once again, it is the obvious contradictions between what you DO and what you CLAIM to believe that everyone snickers about. It's not just me and the imaginary "army of lesbians" which YOU invented so many many bigoted posts ago, and it's not all of the "slaves" that i somehow have "purchased" with my "imaginary credits".. many models find your behavior as preposterous as i do.. almost all of the customers who bother to read the forum threads do. I can only think of one other customer as deranged as you regarding me. If it all weren't so pitiful, your attempts to mask your hostility against homosexuals, and other minorities, behind the OH SO COMMONLY USED "j/k" would be amusing.. for God's sake.. even that preposterous loon Freud got THAT one when he said "the truth oftimes lies behind jest".

Each time i make a post, in any thread, you are COMPELLED by your crazy obsession to attempt some jib or comment in an attempt to prove that your penis actually exists. wtf.. who cares.. so.. keep you blah blah blah up. I frankly am so very very bored with all of this. Here.. let's do this YOU WIN!!!! YOU drive a better car!!! YOU have a better life!!!! YOU live in a better house, eat better food, have MARVELOUS adventures that put EVERYONE else to shame!!! There!!! Feel better? Somehow... i doubt it.. somehow i think that for you? it's the same old game.. WHO gets the last word.. okay.. HERE.. have it. This thread.. and most.. really were just meant for fun. And i don't care much about their survival. So.. go right ahead and with your distasteful blather.. have another one locked by VS. *shrug* i enjoyed the banter until you cranked up your jolly hate machine again.. but then.. the fun in this thread ran out the moment you regurgitated your usual haughty crap.
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/26/11 @ 11:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

The word 'penis' is important for you when you are angry, isn't it Betty? :orglaugh

People should draw their own conclusions after reading your post.
It doesn't bother me, if i have a few enemies on this website.
Why wasting my time on your manipulations anyway? Nobody is interested in that stuff.

Thanks for offering me the last word, i feel honoured... :winkwink
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jerkinmycock-1
Created by: jerkinmycock-1

5/26/11 @ 3:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




and here you go again exactly the same as you do in every other case in the forum threads lioneln.. each time.. you create a problem by attacking others with hostility, hate, and bigotry... and each time you then immediately flip flop and present what you have just done as "reasonable tolerant" behavior.. and seek to involve others in your open warfare.. once again, it is the obvious contradictions between what you DO and what you CLAIM to believe that everyone snickers about. It's not just me and the imaginary "army of lesbians" which YOU invented so many many bigoted posts ago, and it's not all of the "slaves" that i somehow have "purchased" with my "imaginary credits".. many models find your behavior as preposterous as i do.. almost all of the customers who bother to read the forum threads do. I can only think of one other customer as deranged as you regarding me. If it all weren't so pitiful, your attempts to mask your hostility against homosexuals, and other minorities, behind the OH SO COMMONLY USED "j/k" would be amusing.. for God's sake.. even that preposterous loon Freud got THAT one when he said "the truth oftimes lies behind jest".

Each time i make a post, in any thread, you are COMPELLED by your crazy obsession to attempt some jib or comment in an attempt to prove that your penis actually exists. wtf.. who cares.. so.. keep you blah blah blah up. I frankly am so very very bored with all of this. Here.. let's do this YOU WIN!!!! YOU drive a better car!!! YOU have a better life!!!! YOU live in a better house, eat better food, have MARVELOUS adventures that put EVERYONE else to shame!!! There!!! Feel better? Somehow... i doubt it.. somehow i think that for you? it's the same old game.. WHO gets the last word.. okay.. HERE.. have it. This thread.. and most.. really were just meant for fun. And i don't care much about their survival. So.. go right ahead and with your distasteful blather.. have another one locked by VS. *shrug* i enjoyed the banter until you cranked up your jolly hate machine again.. but then.. the fun in this thread ran out the moment you regurgitated your usual haughty crap.



Ok i know your talking about me as the ONLY other customer that you can think of who is as ''deranged'' as him regarding you!....first off since i came back on this site wich iv been on for over 4 years you were the first to attack me on the forums and also in open chat rooms!...now try to be honest once in your life and tell me thats not true??.....second i have been using another name here for a lil time and you once tipped a model (wich i wont name here) who already liked me a lot to bann me cause you realised she was liking me a lot but she did it anyway only because you tipped her!...that is what i meant by ''buying poeple'' on the other thread!...i tried everything to be nice to you and all but even in chat room when i was saying hello..(what ever name)..you were using you were telling me to fuck off for absolutly no reason!.....uhmm yes i have had some issues here with some models but i never been so rude and mean about other members as you did and my issues i did and can solve them without getting banned by some lady who hate men for some reasons!!....i dont hate you!!....i dont hate gays!!...i dont hate members!!!!...but i hate hypocrycy and lies!!...i learned with time here that saying the truth can often gets you into trouble but thats the way i am and if you dont like it well be it!!...if 95% of the models like me and 5% dont i can live with that!...im not shy to say that i have been a great member here for over 4 years what ever some of you members and models might think about me!!... but we cant please eveyone all the time!!....LASTLY....SMASH for once in your life mind your own business on that one!!....peace...im having a good evening and having fun... :drinkup :thumbsup ..i am done talking about this or take it like you want talking to you even!!...but everytime my name will come up again (even in hidden words) in a posts i will reply!.... and all i want is having a good time.....yeah sorry for the english but im not using any translator only my heart.........
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/28/11 @ 12:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

Especially for Smash i post here, what shouldn't have been in the technical forum (in his opinion): The quoted post is Smashes'.

i think the point that you are so overwhelmingly missing Easyfellow is that this is the Tech Support forum and not your Straight Fantasies forum where you seem to feel free to spew your hate for other chatters with impunity. you areOFF :offtopic TOPIC!


To whom should i adress to? S|V|AS|-|, Dina_owl, Rimbe, Your_Heart_Is_Heavy_And_Red, PhlargJohansen?

Do you think it's normal to call another member a paedophile, like you did in your 'funny' swedish post? Or a lesbian, gay and minority groups hater, like Rue did in the same thread? Or even worse in the same thread, i should be a guy who would attack handicapped people.

It doesn't matter to me in whatever thread my aversion for people like you appears and as everybody will agree, i have full reason to despise posts like that.
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Created by: ophelias_rue

5/28/11 @ 12:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

Add another :offtopic here as well.. this thread is a "what would you do to a sex toy" thread.. btw.. i think.. "change the batteries regularly and keep you inflated"?
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/28/11 @ 12:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

Add another :offtopic here as well.. this thread is a "what would you do to a sex toy" thread.. btw.. i think.. "change the batteries regularly and keep you inflated"?

Sure, sure... and it's on topic in this very same thread to call another member a paedophile, a handicapped people attacker and a gay, lesbian and minority hater...is that what you mean?

It would be a benefit for this website and for all the people who are here for entertainment, if ALL your hate producing accounts should get closed.

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amicu
Created by: amicu

5/28/11 @ 2:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088



It would be a benefit for this website and for all the people who are here for entertainment, if ALL your hate producing accounts should get closed.



Actually it would be a benefit if this spat ended.. in all honesty most of us can't keep up, it's not personal to us and we're watching another game, so I couldn't tell you the score. So bringing up past grievances and wrongs isn't going to make a right.

Now pleeeeeeeaaaaase be civil so we can return to our regularly scheduled program?

Thank you!


:thumbsup
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jerkinmycock-1
Created by: jerkinmycock-1

5/28/11 @ 3:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



Actually it would be a benefit if this spat ended.. in all honesty most of us can't keep up, it's not personal to us and we're watching another game, so I couldn't tell you the score. So bringing up past grievances and wrongs isn't going to make a right.

Now pleeeeeeeaaaaase be civil so we can return to our regularly scheduled program?

Thank you!


:thumbsup


Agreed amicu mate...just had to defend my self ONCE again but im done arguing...untill my name comes up again!...have a good day..
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Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

5/28/11 @ 4:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

Actually it would be a benefit if this spat ended.. in all honesty most of us can't keep up, it's not personal to us and we're watching another game, so I couldn't tell you the score. So bringing up past grievances and wrongs isn't going to make a right.

Now pleeeeeeeaaaaase be civil so we can return to our regularly scheduled program?

Thank you!:thumbsup



Not the right post from you this time. If it's not personal for you, why do you react?
After all you were waching another game and don't know the score, as you said.

It was certainly very personal for me being called a paedophile, a homo hater and a handicapped people attacker in this particular thread (post #22, #24 and #30).

I am sure you would have shown your objections too, being called like that.

It's a matter for ALL that such ridiculous accusations are kept far far away from these forums, just to keep this place civil.
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