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69 Towns And Cities With Funny Dirty Names
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Female Performer Chat: 69 Towns And Cities With Funny Dirty Names
LadyM
Created by: ladym

9/22/11 @ 11:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Connecticut, USA
Posts: 63

http://thejetpacker.com/69-towns-and-cities-with-funny-dirty-names/

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Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

9/23/11 @ 2:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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oh dayum.... how did l know you was gonna post this.. lol
you were havin waaaay too much fun with it earlier... l sooo couldn't shut you up...LMAO


kisses on yer wiki bits..
xox
SL
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Roxy Ramirez
Created by: Roxy Ramirez

10/4/11 @ 1:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

http://thejetpacker.com/69-towns-and-cities-with-funny-dirty-names/

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oral towm
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Moe Crusher
Created by: Moe Crusher

10/5/11 @ 1:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




oh dayum.... how did l know you was gonna post this.. lol
you were havin waaaay too much fun with it earlier... l sooo couldn't shut you up...LMAO


kisses on yer wiki bits..
xox
SL



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Created by: ophelias_rue

10/5/11 @ 5:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122




oral towm



hmmm.
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amicu
Created by: amicu

10/7/11 @ 8:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

so not all are quite towns or cities, but still dirty places...

Hill o'Many Stanes, Claithness, Scotland: all right, so it turns out stanes are stones, but to the casual gutter-minded observer, the question begs, what ARE they wanking to up there anyway??

Titty Ho, Northampton: yeah, no idea what their local industry is but I'm moving tomorrow.

East Breast, Scotland: rumor has it that expeditions sailing west for the mythical West Breast lead to Europe's forgotten discovery of the Americas.

Wetwang, Yorkshire: Ev'rybody have fun tonight.. ev'rybody get your wang wet tonight. *dances*

Slutshole Lane, Norfolk: This one's just deliberate.

Penistone, Yorkshire: Yeah yeah, good luck telling us it's pronounced PEN-nis...

Crapstone, Devonshire: Not nearly as cheeky as Penistone, but they're trying. Asshat was already taken evidently.

Spanker Lane, Derbyshire: "I'll just be another minute!" Everybody misses their bus here, coincidentally.

Thong, and UpperThong, Kent: Had the Brazilians beat by at least a few centuries.

In Oxfordshire there is a Tumbledown Dick Road, and in Yorkshire there is a Butt Hole Road.. one REALLY has to wonder how bored British Naming Commissions had to be..

And there's a Twatt in the Shetlands (well, I assume a lot of them but at least one is official and one could actually live in this Twatt, play in this Twatt, and even I suppose do cartwheels in this Twatt. Not to be outdone, yet ANOTHER Twatt is in the Orkneys.. for those who wouldn't dream of living in a Shetland Twatt.
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Created by: ourjeffie

10/7/11 @ 9:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 45,964


A few from Australia :


Banana

Bong Bong

Boyland

Burpengary

Burrumbuttock

Chinaman's Knob

Cockburn

Cock Wash

Doo Town

Humpybong
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Brittany Leigh
Created by: Brittany Leigh

10/8/11 @ 6:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I've been to Blue Ball and Intercourse, PA :orglaugh :orglaugh
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

10/8/11 @ 6:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

this is a name for a couple of buttes "nellie's nipples"
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Created by: suggs

10/8/11 @ 8:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Adds the birthplace of William Wordsworth to the list

Cockermouth

Here's a wiki of some more strange banes ( not all of them rude )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_place_names
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Created by: ourjeffie

10/10/11 @ 11:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 45,964


A few more from Australia :


Come By Chance

Foul Bay

Innaloo

Jimcumbilly

Loos

Mount Buggery

Poowong

Rooty Hill

Smiggin Holes

Yorkeys Knob
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Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

10/10/11 @ 7:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

http://thejetpacker.com/69-towns-and-cities-with-funny-dirty-names/

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A guest in my room once told me of a town called Dildo... but l had to look it up cuz l forgot which province it was in...
and yep Dildo, Newfoundland ((((freaking love google)))

kisses on all yer latex bits..
xox
SL
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Shane Fisher
Created by: Shane Fisher

10/11/11 @ 7:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

http://thejetpacker.com/69-towns-and-cities-with-funny-dirty-names/

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I have a friend that lives in Cumming, GA :)
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