so not all are quite towns or cities, but still dirty places...
Hill o'Many Stanes, Claithness, Scotland: all right, so it turns out stanes are stones, but to the casual gutter-minded observer, the question begs, what ARE they wanking to up there anyway??
Titty Ho, Northampton: yeah, no idea what their local industry is but I'm moving tomorrow.
East Breast, Scotland: rumor has it that expeditions sailing west for the mythical West Breast lead to Europe's forgotten discovery of the Americas.
Wetwang, Yorkshire: Ev'rybody have fun tonight.. ev'rybody get your wang wet tonight. *dances*
Slutshole Lane, Norfolk: This one's just deliberate.
Penistone, Yorkshire: Yeah yeah, good luck telling us it's pronounced PEN-nis...
Crapstone, Devonshire: Not nearly as cheeky as Penistone, but they're trying. Asshat was already taken evidently.
Spanker Lane, Derbyshire: "I'll just be another minute!" Everybody misses their bus here, coincidentally.
Thong, and UpperThong, Kent: Had the Brazilians beat by at least a few centuries.
In Oxfordshire there is a Tumbledown Dick Road, and in Yorkshire there is a Butt Hole Road.. one REALLY has to wonder how bored British Naming Commissions had to be..
And there's a Twatt in the Shetlands (well, I assume a lot of them but at least one is official and one could actually live in this Twatt, play in this Twatt, and even I suppose do cartwheels in this Twatt. Not to be outdone, yet ANOTHER Twatt is in the Orkneys.. for those who wouldn't dream of living in a Shetland Twatt.
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