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Created by: Almer X

7/23/12 @ 5:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: amicu

7/24/12 @ 8:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Heeey buddy!

Welcome.

Thanks for stopping in and posting. I'm not sure if the smileys are mischievous, or ironic, or a symptom of over-medication, but keep on smiling.

Were you looking for suggestions for entertainment? The female models are awfully nice, we all spend an incomprehensibly long amount of time with said models. Female ones that is. This being the Female Performer Chat and all. But I'm sure you knew that, what with the big label on the forum header and the propensity for discussions to divert toward debates of who has the best ass, most perfect tits and so on.

Or was the post tongue-in-cheek.. click here and witness my insightful post and lovely subservient pillow muffling ass-to-the-sky pic? Verrrry clever, I admit. I almost considered ditching vaginilla and trying a scoop of cockolate. Sooo close, so close.

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I really don't want to dissuade male model participation on this side of the forum, I know a good number of male members are straight or bi and we all love the ladies here. But there are a number of posts by male models here already that simply advertise themselves, which gets tiresome. If you're not trying to add something you're wasting space. Did you bother to read that there was a separate forum? There are only a handful, skip the ones with the bigger words and pay attention to the two critical forums, the one says male performers, the other female.

Other male models have posted to try to meet a female model to do duo shows with them. I'm not sure how that isn't so different from solicitation, but that's another topic for another time. In any case this forum isn't really a dating site. VS/Flirt4Free made an effort to create dual forums for models and their customers to interact. So if this was irony, the joke's, ehh, old? And if not, what the hell are you posting this here for?

End rant.

Almost..

Why the hell can every model without a penis from every grasp of the English language figure this concept out, but the penised cam operators can't quite wrap their heads 'round it? Read the friggin forum title that you're clicking.

Fin.

Really now.

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7/24/12 @ 11:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/25/12 @ 8:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I am super duper bored ( cant get online yet , but soon) so I was reading random post, when I came across this and it made me laugh REALLYY hard hahahahaha...
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I particularly enjoy Almer's photo as he is preparing to be bored.

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Created by: paperpunch09

7/25/12 @ 12:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I particularly enjoy Almer's photo as he is preparing to be bored.

I think you mean he's about to be boned :orglaugh

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/25/12 @ 12:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I think you mean he's about to be boned :orglaugh

bore (third-person singular simple present bores, present participle boring, simple past and past participle bored). (transitive) To make a hole through something.

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Created by: suggs

7/25/12 @ 2:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Sex is boring,
Ince5t is Relatively boring,
Necrophilia is Dead boring

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7/25/12 @ 2:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: Brandi Williams

7/25/12 @ 2:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Sex is boring,
Ince5t is Relatively boring,
Necrophilia is Dead boring

oooooooomg lol!!! :orglaugh

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/25/12 @ 2:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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oooooooomg lol!!! :orglaugh

lmao 'Coroner humor' bahahahaha

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Created by: suggs

7/25/12 @ 2:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lmao 'Coroner humor' bahahahaha

U know it toots {kisses}

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Created by: Almer X

7/25/12 @ 3:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I think you mean he's about to be boned :orglaugh

no))

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Created by: Brandi Williams

7/25/12 @ 4:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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lmao 'Coroner humor' bahahahaha

lol!

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Created by: Valentina A

7/26/12 @ 11:44am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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hey dont be bored, i have a big party in mh room this friday and everybody is invited, come and enjoy with me!!! i will have beer and plenty of fun

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Created by: Almer X

7/26/12 @ 4:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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hey dont be bored, i have a big party in mh room this friday and everybody is invited, come and enjoy with me!!! i will have beer and plenty of fun

hello!))) ok! i try see your now))) only if it really big party!))

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Created by: grumpnose

7/27/12 @ 12:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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hmm, he went for ass up face down to grabbing his crotch, guess he had to go to self service to relieve his boredom

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7/27/12 @ 7:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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hmm, he went for ass up face down to grabbing his crotch, guess he had to go to self service to relieve his boredom

HAHAHAHAHAHA! nice parry and thrust my (grump)

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