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Created by: Maddy Love

1/25/13 @ 10:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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l know the perfect gift for you, A THICK CAR with a small engine!!!

There no such things as thick cars. There thick cock. Atleast I'm still sexy. The perfect gift you can do is lick my sweet juicy pussy. There men whole loves thick latina girls like me. You can't handle this.

I know you been checking me out bb. I know you want me.

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1/26/13 @ 4:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Then there is always the gift of song :-

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1/26/13 @ 8:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Then there is always the gift of song :-

thank you baby. sweet

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Created by: Maddy Love

1/26/13 @ 9:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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*dusts off a roofing tile*

(sigh)

There are, in point of fact, aspects of certain automotive machinery, which might equitably be considered 'thick'; armor plating as an example, or wheel base, or "WTF? Why did you buy THAT car?"

Do you spy a thicker than normal cock before you? Is that the implication of "There thick cock."? Those are commonly urban dictionary'd as "Chode" check for yourself, you prize yourself as clever *shrug*.

I'm going to skip over your next foray into adversarial text ... though I will note that my hairdresser of some time ago noted that "All women can be attractive to the point of being desired; you just have to find that one tiny aspect and concentrate upon it."

"juicy pussy" hmmm *shrug.again* There is a reason each model receives a 50 gallon (US) drum of KY upon signing a verified contract. Additionally, while an orange is quite juicy I have yet to find a jug, jar, can, bottle, or frozen tube of "PUSSSSAHHHH Juice" at your local Quick-Mart; somehow I doubt yours would meet the FDA definitions of 'organic'.

The following concept you broach opens an entire discussion of men who love latina girls (ignoring your failure to supply verbs in approximately 33 percent of your declaratives), of Latin nations, of cultural and subcultural preferences and historical developments ... blah blah blah. I've my own take on the Inquisition, and Dudley has his (which I'm sure involves hilarity, and a large volume of greenish pre-cum dripping from his instrument of torture).

Can't touch this ... ummm ... my friend and I listened to HAMMAHHHHH croon that one just last night (almost dawn her time but wtf temporality is not pertinent to the roofing tile in hand) we both danced like mad and remember the song quite fondly. "Can't touch" is rather the point to adult cam-sex sites don't you think? *third.shrug*

Checking you out? Oh my dear, it's become rather difficult with the frequency and nature of your posts in the forum ... thank the Lord of Christians (forgiveness right?) that I no longer have Model Forum access (kisses Brad on his furrowed worried forehead) ... heaven itself, and the models and staff of VS are my angels and demons (not necessarily in that order rest easy) ... to AVOID you (wondering now if 'thick' models should have wider poster slots and images on the Lobby walls) is what has become the difficulty.

*sigh.of.closing*

I myself enjoy your rather awkward and direct posts, but then I find being bitten by a cat an amusing event even including the vicious bacteria contained in their "juicy mouths" and the resultant visit to the ER with an hand that resembled a Popeye cartoon appendage. "Thick cock" anyone?

(smiles)

In his topic did not say anything about cars. No one here was talking about cars stupid. You not making any sense.

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LOL the lizards are twitchy about whose :offtopic

remarks they weigh as offensive today #laffs

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1/26/13 @ 10:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL the lizards are twitchy about whose :offtopic

remarks they weigh as offensive today #laffs

Thinks it just takes one user or poster "to report abuse" for an instant removal, regardless of arguement or fair debate.

Adds Dictionary, translator, and a nomination to the nobel peace prize to the list. Also nominates a Sherman Tank, as a compromise on Fat Car - though that was flawed too.

Candy Canes and Ball Balls anyone?

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Administrator - get your CV over to Tech Support they could use your speedy skills :orglaugh

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Another Virtual Gift Idea -A personal marketing campaign?

Saatchi & Saatchi
www.saatchi.com

Saatchi & Saatchi describe themselves as 'the lovemarks company', they explain a 'lovemark' as a product, service or entity that inspires loyalty beyond reason (what a load of pretentious toss), I'm almost tempted to not include them for that very statement, but in the interests of fairness and of course the fact that they are a very good agency, I'll let them stay :-)

Mass award winning S&S are a full service, integrated communications network that get people to fall in love with their clients� products and services (there that's simpler and less pretentious). Of course they do, do what they say, look at their love story about Guinness. Oh and the advert for Otrivin - �You Look Dumber With Your Mouth Open�, its so true!

Wrestling back the thread - :winkwink

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To Above - Not on my thread please -

Thank you.

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1/26/13 @ 1:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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To Above - Not on my thread please -

Thank you.

I am so sorry Mike. I'm a nice girl. I don't like stalker like Amanda. Go read what she says on my Treads

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(perk) gift concept ... bails of Kleenex for those who weep crocodile tears?

cans of spinach for those too weak to carry their own water?

golden halos to conceal motivations?

panache for those who lack it?

online scrolling bug boxes with instant reports of snowfall on intersections of chatter's selection?

Presto-Changeo ointments for those who say "brb bb i'm go get credits"?

ah hell I could play this game for hours ... (kisses) (ghosts)

An empty match box for a tired hungry centipede to rest

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