I was in my room the other night having a hilarious conversation with the visitors and one of my wonderful friends came in at the ass end of the conversation. We were talking about all the different places to have sex and he said what the hell is this,,,x-rated Dr. Seuss? Let's see if we can write our own kinky Dr. Seuss inspired story. I will start it off. Instead of some spoiled eggs and ham, lets talk about something we can all relate to,,No Green Eggs and Ham,,,But Kinky Sex On Cam:

I will do it standing up,,,
ask politely, maybe in the butt Quote

17 thrusts
then i will nut? Quote

Only if I can be your dirty slut!! Quote

a dirty slut you can be
in this stupendous fantasy Quote

But no bloody tamp-ons.

I do not like them, Wet I Am Quote

And all the freebie Stooge Goospoogers, making their goo gloppity-glop,
Twist, pull, tug and thumb-bobble themselves silly,
Till their schlippity-schlop toppers lop-pop over hill-top
And can no longer field their goospoogers willy nily.

But up on cold and lonely and pimped as-can-be Mount Thnistle-ma-foobies,
Suggs lugs the final shiny new trugg for the superdy duper arouser-ma-tousan,
Built specially for dandy candy hand-bra-seeking Schleppers peeking perchance new boobies,
He turns on the dreaded Greybie-My-Ass-Cat-a-Pult Three Thousand.

And just like that, with the flip of the "Danger" labeled schwipple,
A thousand greybie babies who maybe only wanted a nipple slipple,
were launched Thirty thousand feet plus Three across the sky and over Mount Thnistle-ma-foobies,
His heart grew two sizes and a wiry grin eeked itself anew as Suggs mumbled, "Fuckin Newbies".

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