I know...you gaze longingly at my posterior cruciate ligaments. Giggle. Sigh. ***BLUSH*** You ponder how I can miss those few blonde hairs when I shave my legs--they wave in the airflow of my repetitious ceiling fan. What do you think? I meditate about this night and day as I carefully clean my sex toys and consider how the clock will stop if I don't give you a good woody.

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LMAO!!! Heather, I love you. Too funny! Quote

I love this sheet!

PS sexy knees, but i prefer the bit of stubble around ur ankles.
kisses
jade Quote

classic ... Quote

LOL hahaha .. ur so funny

BEEutiful knees btw Quote

posterior cruciate ligaments

How did you know my fetish Miss Adams Quote

Lawdy Heather, how did you know that when I come visit you- your knees are what I've been obsessing about? I can't sleep nights, I wonder "Hey, when I look at her, does she know I'm thinking about her knees?"

I shiver. I tremble.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

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Lawdy Heather, how did you know that when I come visit you- your knees are what I've been obsessing about? I can't sleep nights, I wonder "Hey, when I look at her, does she know I'm thinking about her knees?"
I shiver. I tremble.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.


Effin lmao


have u checked out her uber sexy hair stubbled ankles....gets a girl all wet in the panties fo sho!
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Heather Adams
What do you see in my knees


Well I see a patella, Synovial Fluid, Cruciate ligaments ( Anterior and Posterior ), Colleteral Ligament ( Literal and Medial ), Patellar Tendon, Condyle (Lateral and Medial ) and Meniscus ( Lateral and Medial )

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What do you see in my knees

Well I see a patella, Synovial Fluid, Cruciate ligaments ( Anterior and Posterior ), Colleteral Ligament ( Literal and Medial ), Patellar Tendon, Condyle (Lateral and Medial ) and Meniscus ( Lateral and Medial )
-- oops or was you asking a rhetorical question


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So it's the ceiling fan that make them wave to and fro, like the fronds of seaweed in a particularly strong current, or some woolly mammoth caught in a tornado, with thick shag flapping about like a shag rug when hoovering...

Ahh, Heather with the hairy patch of real estate, you leggy blonde with the peach fuzzy bits, you with the renegade unmowed left kneecap, devalueing all the neighbors' properties in your corner of the Shady Glen Neighbor's Association... You know the way to a boy's heart.

I say to you Mr Gorbachev, err, Ms Adams, mow down this wall - ehh, forest.

And to you sisters-in-solidarity, with your bleached blonde lipstaches, or those particularly hairy moles resembling some African savanna nature reserve, I dedicate this song to you (and you thought only LickaU and Teddy could break into song and dance routines...)

"Hey, hey little razorblade, girl you're so so dangerous
You say you wanna try and get away
And that's just so obvious
But I've got the keys so lets put it into drive

Hey, hey little razorblade, girl you're so so serious
You're only pretty when you walk away
And you act oblivious
But I've got the keys so lets put it into drive

But don't call it a crush, don't call it a crush
baby
You know I love you too much
To be crushed like that
To be crushed like that

Give me back my heart tonight
I'm sick of never smiling cause you're so uptight
'Cause we know its not all right
When neither one of us is putting up a fight

And you're right that its wrong
To spend the night alone
You stand on the shore as I'm treading water
and wave as I sink like a stone

Hey, hey little razorblade, girl you're so so obnoxious
This lucid dream is not reality and it makes me so anxious

Hey, hey little razorblade, girl you're so so dangerous
You say you wanna try and get away
And that's just so obvious
I've got the key so lets put it in to drive

don't call it a crush, but don't call it a crush
baby
you know i love you to much
to be crushed like that
to be crushed like that
don't call it a crush
to be crushed like that
don't call it a crush
to be crushed like that..."


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LOL girl you are too much Quote

Hairs... Knees... the words drifted through the ether into another time... another place...

It was raining there. Heavy, cold, miserable rain.

Athos heard those words. Heard them deep in the brooding depths of his mind. They made him frown. He heard them as he waited under a door stoop. In the dark. Water pouring over the brim of his hat. Watching the door of the inn across the street.

He was on a mission you see. The sword under his cloak was destined to be drawn in earnest this night. To send one of France's most dread enemies to an early grave.

But knees... hairs... His mind wandered to those pearly knees. Those golden hairs. His woman. His doom. Ah how fresh after all these years was the betrayal. How sharper than a knife edge was the pain of his love turning to wormwood in a moment. At the sight of a bared shoulder with that horrible emblem of shame and ...

His ears jolted his mind with the sound of receding footsteps. His enemy had moved past him in the night. Fateful words. Failed mission. To the detriment of France. Once again done wrong by a dangerous woman.

With a scowl he moved off into the rain...

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Even though I believe Heather to have knees as beautiful as those Milady had, I hope she will not meet Milady's faith... as she is much more honest and likable. And definitely is gifted with a lot more senseof humour

But still I don't think Athos would trust her or any woman... Louise de La Vallière managed to finish what Milady started Quote

Out, damn'd hair! out, I say!�One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.�Hell is murky.�Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?�Yet who would have thought the old man to
have had so much blood in him?
Must thou accept laser treatments or Veet?
And dost Veet worketh well?

Must I tolerate another stupid thread?

The agony. The humanity. Come visit tonight, I am feeling especially snarkey.
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