There have been a lot of posts recently about what country has the best performers and so far there�s been no real conclusion.

Here�s my warped take on the whole matter/

LIGHS FADE TO BLACK

�LIVE from Madison Square Garden your host Chuck Longcock.�
Cheers and applause

A solitary spotlight picks out a Ring announcer

�Laydees and Gentlemen, Welcome to the inaugural Flirt4free multinational Battle Royale for the vacant title of Best country for performers to come�

�This battle is a no holds barred fight of tooth and (false) nail to settle the dispute of what country is better �(Chants of various fans for different countries are heard from the capacity crowd)

�All competitors will enter the ring wearing a dress and will be removed once another competitor has removed all the combatants clothing,�

Let�s meet our competitors

Representing Canada the lovely Maple-Leaf Mauler Kalikatt - this brunette beauty is undefeated in the art of dildo fencing for 3 years and weighs in at a weight of �Mind your fucking business� Kalikatt strides confidently down the aisle to the ring waving at her fans wearing Red and white as �Summer of 69 plays over the PA system�

Representing England its Kitty �Rock Chick� Fox - A relative newcomer to the sport but has already proved to be able to mix it up with the best -- Kitty runs down the aisle and dives into the ring and removes her cloak to reveal a costume of all black (Whistles and shouts of CALL ME erupt from the crowd drowning out her theme song of Ace of Spades)

Representing the Latin Americas is the Columbian Crusher Malori - growing up in a small town made Malori into the tough unorthodox styled brawler that has won many fans. Resplendent in Emerald Green this woman will happily rip off your balls and make you wear them as earrings. (MALORI, MALORI, MALORI is heard from the crowd as an accompaniment to her intro music of �Smack my Bitch Up�

Representing Russia and Ukraine is Axana - the Kiev Killer (YAAAY from the audience). Don�t let her sweet innocent looks deceive you guys - she will tear out your heart and make a smoothie of it if you piss her off. �War Hurrh what is it Good For� blasts out as Axana enters the arena in Blue.

Australia is featured with Saphira - The Antipodean Assassin - originally from Germany and then England this well travelled beauty has a heart of gold and a tongue like a knife - Wearing the gold of her countries Rugby team she waves to the (mainly drunken) Australian fans as �Land Down Under� fills the auditorium.

And Finally representing America it�s the 1 and only Kittie �Mighty Mouse� Turner -- she may look slim, petite and innocent but that�s 1 of her weapons - she will strike you down with great vengeance when you least suspect. Wearing her favourite Pink costume she slowly walks to the ring as �Theme from Rocky� makes the American fans go crazy.

I give to you the contestants. (Massed crowd goes absolutely mental)

Grabs 1 lucky guy from the audience -- What�s your screen name son?

PlayboyScout the guy replies. Well you just stand there for 1 moment while I remind the ladies of the rules.

Okie ladies there�s no limits on what you do so this - thumbs PBS in the eye, this - hits PBS with a chair or this - jumps up and down on PBS head - IS allowed - Owww moans PBS - Ahh shaddap you snivelling sack of crtap this is payback for all the crap you been forcing on us.

The rules of the battle is to remove all of your opponents clothes and throw them over the top rope to the floor when they are naked - once you are thrown out that�s it you go back to the locker room.

�LET�S GET READDYYYY TO FUMBLE�


* Please take this in the way i intend - tongue embedded firmly in cheek * Quote

Nice one suggs, just one change, rather than over the top, how about the finish is if another combatant can force a dildo into anothers pussy, keep in touch with the sexuality of f4f. Quote

Just as long as no one finds out Suggs's alter ego is Playboyscout then all will be cool... Quote

can the other models be participatory usher-ettes? that is, they keep the fans in the seats happy? Quote

yeah we might need an undercard to this royal rumble Alexia Steele, Ash Adams, Keandra, Kamilaa, Valencia N, Olivia M, Noamy, Dallas Lane, Belis...the list could go on forever... Quote

Anyone who wishes to add to the undercard may do so Quote

I know many think that Romania is a country in Africa ( or sometimes Asia), that many wonder if we have electricity or Mc Do there, some mistakes us with gypsy > we have beautiful girls, electricity and even internet and of course the best beer ( not the best beer in the world) Quote

Great post Suggs

Congrats on 1200 + now

I would have to add over 100 models who I have talked with over several years
All have had unique personalities and ectremely beautiful
I was looking over my Favorites list [ 3 currently work here - 7 no longer work now ]

Pleasure to know those the most . Seeing some grow up before my eyes .
Some getting married and having a family
One graduating and running a successful business

Go Models Go Quote

Yeeeeeeeeeeeep Cool post Very interesting
Go-go models Quote

I would have to add over 100 models who I have talked with over several years
All have had unique personalities and ectremely beautiful
I was looking over my Favorites list [ 3 currently work here - 7 no longer work now ]
Pleasure to know those the most . Seeing some grow up before my eyes .
Some getting married and having a family
One graduating and running a successful business
Go Models Go


And probably all of the Models appreciated what a sweet person you are Quote

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I know many think that Romania is a country in Africa ( or sometimes Asia), that many wonder if we have electricity or Mc Do there, some mistakes us with gypsy > we have beautiful girls, electricity and even internet and of course the best beer ( not the best beer in the world)


They must know in Romania are the great hackers))...The only one who hack Pentagon...so they have internet and they love it..
Ofcourse we dont pride with them.We have beautiful girls and smart people here;)gipsy are in al europe. Quote

great post .. so original.. oh my i may need alot of beer to watch this battle of beauty.. Quote

well I had better start having a real good think for post #1500 Quote

Suggs why i am KIEV killer?did i killed someone there? i thought i was from st peter Quote

Suggs why i am KIEV killer?did i killed someone there? i thought i was from st peter


Sorry sweetheart -- its just difficult trying to think up wrestler names at times X

hmm the "St Petersberg Punisher" -- is that acceptable Quote

Sorry sweetheart -- its just difficult trying to think up wrestler names at times X
hmm the "St Petersberg Punisher" -- is that acceptable


i like Punisher superrrr ! Quote