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Female Performer Chat: Wishing You a Heathers Christmas
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/24/09 @ 1:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Scene: In front of Westerburg High School. We hear the song “Que Sera, Sera” as we get acclimated to the surroundings and approach the group of people gathered for some kind of announcement.

Jason Dean: Greetings and salutations. (crooked grin) The Heathers have allowed me to go first. My son and I need to get down to the basement.

Jason’s father: Yeah dad. We have a father / son project to finish. And fast. ( dark chuckle)

JD: You know, Christmas is our favorite time of year. Friends. What’s left of our family, right son?

Father Dean: Yeah, yeah. Merry Christmas everybody I have to get downstairs. (runs off)

JD: I’d better go too. Kids. (shrugs shoulders) He’ll probably blow off some fingers if I don’t. Have a happy and a healthy. (grin and wave)

The Heathers step forward to the front of the group. Dressed to … kill. Heather Chandler with a signature red scrunchie in her long, beautiful hair.

Heather McNamara: ooooh that guy soooooooo creeps me out.

Heather Duke: Yeah Heather. I don’t know what Veronica saw in him. Major damage.

Heather Chandler: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Let’s pull it together Heathers.
(to the crowd) As you know it is Christmas time and also time for a poll.

Veronica: God Heather. Can’t you just wish everybody a Merry Christmas? Merry Christmas folks, by the way. (cute wave)

Heather Chandler: Hi Veronica. Jealous much? Why don’t you go find your boyfriend. Nobody wants to hear a speech by you.

Heather McNamara: Yeah Ronnie. Merry Christmas (large smile and wave)

Heather Chandler: Heather!

Heather Duke: (busy reading Moby Dick) hmmmm, yeah Heather get with the program.

Hmmm on second thought we’d better leave this scene. My instincts are telling me that no good can come of it. Happy Holidays.


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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

12/24/09 @ 4:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I heart Winona Ryder!

Happy Holidays my sweet guru :)
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/25/09 @ 3:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


ooooh we have more in common than just three eyes and four arms...

Until we experience each other again ...

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Axana
Created by: Axana

12/25/09 @ 4:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Merry christmas dudleyy :):):)
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/25/09 @ 11:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Merry christmas dudleyy :):):)


Merry Christmas sweetie! Happy New Year!

More friends, more fun, and more giggling.

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Sheryl
Created by: Sheryl

12/25/09 @ 3:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Merry Christmas babe :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/25/09 @ 3:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


heh heh who can resist giving some lyrics? words: ray evans, music: jay livingston

Que Sera, Sera

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.

When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart
What lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here's what my sweetheart said:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.

Now I have children of my own.
They ask their mother,
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Que sera, sera.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/25/09 @ 4:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Merry Christmas babe :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party


Yea!!! Hope you are having an amazing H' Season and are lined up just right for nailing the new year!

Kisses lil' sweetie. Everywhere you dream.


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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

12/25/09 @ 4:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

....again??....

Did you come to me in disguise, Dudley???



ooooh we have more in common than just three eyes and four arms...

Until we experience each other again ...





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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/25/09 @ 4:39pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294



....again??....

Did you come to me in disguise, Dudley???



Who can say. Who can say. It is suuuuuuuuuch a confusing time of year.

I think I will meditate upon this and other matters. It is such a nice day for it.


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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

12/28/09 @ 7:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Hmmmmm

Well, I am logging on tonight if you wish a redux. Or, a beginning. Whichever way, it's all good :)



Who can say. Who can say. It is suuuuuuuuuch a confusing time of year.

I think I will meditate upon this and other matters. It is such a nice day for it.






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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/28/09 @ 9:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


Hmmmmm

Well, I am logging on tonight if you wish a redux. Or, a beginning. Whichever way, it's all good



mmmm so I see :winkwink

So nice to get used to your habits... The times you like to go to the ... watering hole.

It is a sad thing to see a gazelle mistake something patient and a bit reptillian in wait, for an old log floating innocently near shore.

Then WHOOOSH. Followed by SNAAAAAAAAAAP and an iron clinch. tch tch.

But the pattern repeats and repeats over and over again. heh heh

Good luck my little cheetah chip.



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