I have so many that l am not sure where to start... so perhaps l will start with the first one... er well

the first one l can remember...


l am in open chat, and a guy is chattin up a storm... l am feeling a lil over whelmed, and then he asks

me if l am open to doing an ATM in pvt?.... and l am sorta taken aback... not sure what to think... so l

take my time... and then ask him... " you want me to fuck an automatic teller machine? "

yes my whole room was very entertained that night.. much to my chagrin..LOL ...that was when l found out

what ATM was in the er sex world or at least in cyber land.. but even then is not an absolute so to add salt to

the wound... l was texting to someone... and they said 'well atm... blah blah' as l couldn't get passed the

'atm' thingy.... and l said.... ' ass to mouth... wtf ' and they said... ' er noo l meant 'at the moment'..... dang

red faced again....

yep... learned a whole diff language since l've been here....

so let's hear your's...l know you have some....!!!!




kisses on yer best bits...
SL

ps.... l am soo not finished with this topic.... might be a book
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