You know those pop songs you've heard 1,000 times and sung on more than one occasion at the top of your lungs? Well, chances are, there are at least a handful of them whose lyrics you or someone you know are getting wrong. That's why I am asking you all to list those lyrics here. Your most ridiculous, embarrassing and hilarious lyrical slip-ups that you have made, or have heard someone else make and it made you say WTF ???

Rules

1. list the artist and name of song
2. actual lyrics the way the song was written
3. misheard lyrics what someone thought was right (?)

Can be one short verse or a part of a song. Can also make them up if you wish just please don't offend anyone, or race, and keep them extremely FUNNY !!!




EXAMPLE

AC/DC 's : "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Actual lyric: "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap"

Misheard as: "Dirty deeds done with sheep"

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Elton John's: "Tiny Dancer"

Actual lyric: "Hold me closer tiny dancer"

Misheard as: "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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CCR's: "Bad Moon Rising"

Actual Lyric: "There's a bad moon on the rise"

Misheard as: "There's a bathroom on the right"





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ELO: "Blinded by the Light"

Actual Lyric: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

Misheard as: "Wrapped up like a douce, y'know the roamer in the night"

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Jimi Hendrix: "Purple Haze"

Actual Lyric: "'scuse me, while I kiss the sky"

Misheard as "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

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This is one I thought I heard wrong but it was actually in the song. I know censored songs are not uncommon in US, but I heard this in strip club with dozens of hardly dressed ladies around. It made me and shake my head.

Pink: Get The Party Started

Original: I'll be burning rubber, you'll be kissing my ASS

Censored: I'll be burning rubber, you'll be kissing my ENDS Quote

Famous Canadian band I know that I never got it right on the first listen


Tragically Hip's: "Little Bones"

Actual lyric: "$2.50 for a high ball and a buck and a half for a beer"

Misheard as: "$2.50 for an eyeball and a buck and a half for an ear"


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Makes me wonder, in a thread like this what can be soooooo bad that it needs to be removed Quote

Here's a whole song full of mis heard lyrics. - the misheard lyrics wil be in the brackets.

La Isla Bonita by Madonna



Como puede ser verdad

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Last night I dreamt of some playdough
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
Young girl with eyes like potatoes
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Tropical the island breeze
Chocolate coated onion rings
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
Lucky star for Nita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

I fell in love with San Pedro
I fell in love with Tom Baker
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Te diso te amo
I prayed that the days would last, they went so fast

Tropical the island breeze
Just call me an island sleaze
All of nature, wild and free
All my body yours for free
This is where I long to be
This is who I long to be
La isla bonita
Louise the Bone Eater
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where girl loves a boy and a boy loves a girl

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Last night, I slept on the pavement
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Tropical the island breeze
[Chop my goolies i will bleed
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita

And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

Tropical the island breeze
chocolate goolies,iceland cheese
All of nature, wild and free
all of nature is a freak
This is where I long to be
this is where i'm wrong you see
La isla bonita
Lucky star fajita!
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
screw my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
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Here's a whole song full of mis heard lyrics. - the misheard lyrics wil be in the brackets.

La Isla Bonita by Madonna



Como puede ser verdad

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Last night I dreamt of some playdough
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
Young girl with eyes like potatoes
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Tropical the island breeze
Chocolate coated onion rings
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
Lucky star for Nita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

I fell in love with San Pedro
I fell in love with Tom Baker
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Te diso te amo
I prayed that the days would last, they went so fast

Tropical the island breeze
Just call me an island sleaze
All of nature, wild and free
All my body yours for free
This is where I long to be
This is who I long to be
La isla bonita
Louise the Bone Eater
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where girl loves a boy and a boy loves a girl

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Last night, I slept on the pavement
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Tropical the island breeze
[Chop my goolies i will bleed
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita

And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

Tropical the island breeze
chocolate goolies,iceland cheese
All of nature, wild and free
all of nature is a freak
This is where I long to be
this is where i'm wrong you see
La isla bonita
Lucky star fajita!
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
screw my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby








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Makes me wonder, in a thread like this what can be soooooo bad that it needs to be removed



i'll just say that it may have been thought of as racist or not quite pc nowadays .... but it was sort of funny back when it was around .... no more to be said of it. Quote