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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/10/09 @ 9:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

oh so very wet, and for some reason very cold, she...
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Christina Cain
Created by: Christina Cain

6/10/09 @ 5:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

stated. Meanwhile Gmann walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any KY?" The clerk says no, and the gmann leaves.

The next day, the gmann returns and asks, "Do you have any KY?" The clerk again says no, and gmann leaves.

The day after that, gmann walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any KY?" The clerk screams at Gmann, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had KY. I told you no every time that we don't have it! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for LUBE, I'll NAIL your jewels to the floor!!"

Sooo Gmann left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and Gmann said, "Good! Got any KY?"
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cougar_62
Created by: cougar_62

6/10/09 @ 7:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 646

but the clerk didn't realize Gmann was really lookin for KY Fried Chicken...........
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ozzieboy4u
Created by: ozzieboy4u

6/10/09 @ 9:20pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Under Saphira's Bed with the wand
Posts: 3,075

which he wanted to set a trap for dr phil and oparh. So he could put them in his zoo for all the public could see.................
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/10/09 @ 10:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

Ozzie says... you don't need KFC they also like BBQ. So we went to Teddy's to get bait for the trap. Dr Phil and Oprah were caught within minutes and we took them to....
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ozzieboy4u
Created by: ozzieboy4u

6/10/09 @ 11:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Under Saphira's Bed with the wand
Posts: 3,075

Zoo where lickau and diddy where waiting ...........
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cougar_62
Created by: cougar_62

6/10/09 @ 11:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 646

with the video cam to and more of the BBQ sauce that has become world famous around these parts. As they were getting ready to break into the prime time schedule, the Comcast guy shows up..............
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/11/09 @ 12:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

and asks, "Does some one need some cable laid?" Then he proceeds to...
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Brandi Luv
Created by: Brandi Luv

6/11/09 @ 1:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

whip out the smallest cable cord anyone had ever seen.

they both looked at each other and asked what are we supposed to do with that?
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/11/09 @ 4:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

He says, "Let me show you', and he proceeds to tie Lick and Diddy with the cable and then he whips out...
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/11/09 @ 4:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

a cable box and made dr phil and oprah watch a hannah montana marathon. gdiddy was able to cut him and lickau loose and they went over to the sheep cage where they found ozzie. ozzie was so happy to see them he said...
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/11/09 @ 4:46am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

Strawberries and whipped cream for everyone!! Then when he was let out...
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/11/09 @ 5:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

he dumped bbq sauce over everyone and let dr phil and oprah out of the cage! ozzie laughed as..
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ozzieboy4u
Created by: ozzieboy4u

6/11/09 @ 6:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Under Saphira's Bed with the wand
Posts: 3,075

he had caused so much so much trobel and proceded to run off to go see his S.........
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/11/09 @ 6:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

who had actually been hiding out on the old set for "Baywatch". this made ozzie confused because he walked into the middle of a taping where the storyline looked like this:
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/13/09 @ 2:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

Saphira was visiting "The Hoff" because they had been married before and never got divorced. She went to....
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ozzieboy4u
Created by: ozzieboy4u

6/13/09 @ 3:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Under Saphira's Bed with the wand
Posts: 3,075

Hand the Hoff the divorce papers. So Ozzie and Saphira could be together forever......
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Created by: lickau

6/13/09 @ 3:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

when Sheep spoke up and said "Ozzie is ALL mine! I only share Ozzie with Teddy!!!! "



:orglaugh
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/13/09 @ 4:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

just then some drums sounded and the hoff started singing;

"Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight

Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight.

I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here."

after a commercial break the camera panned around to find..
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Created by: lickau

6/13/09 @ 4:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Ozzie and Sheep at Teddys chowing down on BBQ Sheep Rings , Hello Kitty Cookies and many of the drink specials . Then ,,,,
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