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Created by: old_rocker

11/6/09 @ 9:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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Created by: old_rocker

11/6/09 @ 10:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
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Created by: old_rocker

11/6/09 @ 10:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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something to think about

1)If you can not convince them, confuse them.

2)Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

3)Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

4)
A bachelor iz a selfish, undeserving guy who haz cheated some woman out of a divorce

5)Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each iz inevitably disappointed

6)Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected

7( Women ll never b as successful as men becoz they have no wives 2 advise them

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/6/09 @ 11:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Thank you for jokes Rocker :D Cant stop smile here

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/6/09 @ 11:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Here from me

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922981

~ :angel

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Created by: kertus

11/6/09 @ 5:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

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Wow man, see wat u mean ... look how popular u r post is!! U r a masta posta!! :drinkup

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Created by: old_rocker

11/8/09 @ 8:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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the archies
sugar ,sugar

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Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.

I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can't believe it's true)

Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.

When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me
Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,

Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..........
You are my candy girl ........

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Created by: alberich

11/8/09 @ 12:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
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cute princess is on right now - and she wears a very short top :thumbsup

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Created by: lickau

11/8/09 @ 12:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear--Elvis Presley :guitar

Baby let me be,
your lovin' Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck,
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.

I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
you love enough.
Just wanna be, your Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.

Baby let me be, around you every night
Run your fingers through my hair,
And cuddle me real tight

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/8/09 @ 5:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Alberich n LickaU Dears thank you for Nice chat

for positive emotions n bunch of smiles ^_^

Rocker :* :* Hehe u such cutie at morning luv u

RichyC glad i met u. U :thumbsup

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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful."

Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're cute!"

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."

She said: "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

The man replied: "The drugs are wearing off!"

:P

~ :evil

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/9/09 @ 5:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hi hi hi forum , dears , :evil

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Hope everybody happy n satisfied 2day :smoking

Check it out, ull like

http://www.askmen.com/video/dating/9-girlfriend-proof-computer.html

~Have a gr8 time guys n girls

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Created by: old_rocker

11/10/09 @ 9:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

and last but not least...

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live

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Created by: old_rocker

11/10/09 @ 9:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hi hi hi forum , dears , :evil

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Hope everybody happy n satisfied 2day :smoking

Check it out, ull like

http://www.askmen.com/video/dating/9-girlfriend-proof-computer.html

~Have a gr8 time guys n girls

:orglaugh

omg it is too funny

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Created by: old_rocker

11/10/09 @ 9:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not one to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, he hurried downstairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked: "We were just making love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped: "That's my mother up there! She came over and complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for a while."

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom: "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

The mother-in-law huffed: "I haven't spoken to that jerk for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!"

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Created by: skullfuck

11/10/09 @ 11:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about

the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,

he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he's fucked if he needs glasses".

hi hon speak to you soon

:angel

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Created by: old_rocker

11/10/09 @ 12:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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11/10/09 @ 7:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Elvis Presley :Moody Blue

Well, it's hard to be a gambler
Bettin' on the number
That changes ev'ry time
Well, you think you're gonna win
Think she's givin' in
A stranger's all you find
Yeah, it's hard to figure out
What she's all about
That she's a woman through and through
She's a complicated lady, so color my baby moody blue,

Oh, Moody blue
Tell me am I gettin' through
I keep hangin' on
Try to learn the song
But I never do
Oh, Moody blue,
Tell me who I'm talkin' to
You're like the night and day
And it's hard to say
Which one is you.

Well, when Monday comes she's Tuesday,
When Tuesday comes she's Wednesday,
Into another day again
Her personality unwinds
Just like a ball of twine
On a spool that never ends
Just when I think I know her well
Her emotions reveal,
She's not the person that
I though I knew
She's a complicated lady, so color my baby moody blue,

Oh, Moody blue
Tell me am I gettin' through
I keep hangin' on
Try to learn the song
But I never do
Oh, Moody blue,
Tell me who I'm talkin' to
You're like the night and day
And it's hard to say
Which one is you

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/11/09 @ 2:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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hi hon speak to you soon

:angel

Hiiii Skullfuck ^_^ Glad c ya here :D

It rg8 u join to forum

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/11/09 @ 2:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Rocker Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sooooooooooooooooooooooong

:guitar

Oh, Moody blue
Tell me am I gettin' through
I keep hangin' on
Try to learn the song
But I never do
Oh, Moody blue,
Tell me who I'm talkin' to
You're like the night and day
And it's hard to say
Which one is you

aaaaaaaaa laa laaaaaaa laaaaa I singing here :D

Veeeeeeeeeery doubt i do it as good as Elvis :bowdown

Bur i doing my best heheh

Who wanna listen vision of song by me haaaaa :P ???

Rocker U Rock my world :guitar

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/12/09 @ 11:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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http://www.askmen.com/video/entertainment/41-cell-phone-reunion.html

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By the way , yesterday lay on bed

yes yes guys Naked :P

relax n watched movie n well who wonder which movie to watch n not regret after

My lil advice - Law abiding citizen

Awesomeeeee movie ppl

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