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Created by: old_rocker

11/21/09 @ 2:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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she is back :drinkup

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Created by: old_rocker

11/21/09 @ 3:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'

"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad."

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

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Created by: alberich

11/21/09 @ 6:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

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Angel Kami is soooooo sexy in her great great ....... . And she is so playfull tonight.
An angel arrived on earth :thumbsup

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Created by: alberich

11/22/09 @ 1:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

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Angel is on now :thumbsup

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Created by: old_rocker

11/23/09 @ 5:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Seeking a raise

I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from People & Quality:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the order of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

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Created by: old_rocker

11/23/09 @ 5:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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The nervous priest

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. at the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

* sip the vodka, don't gulp
* there are 10 commandments, not 12
* there are 12 disciples, not 10
* Jesus was consecrated, not constipated
* Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not beat his ass
* we do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
* The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook
* when Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say "Eat me."
* the Virgin Mary is not referred to as the "Mary with the cherry"
* the recommended grace before a meal is not: "rub-a-dub-dub-, thanks for the grub, yea God."
* next sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/24/09 @ 10:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Just One Kiss

I've heard there's always one that's got to get away
Let him go, even though it's not that easy
I never listen to what the people say
I lose control, I let desire lead me
My conscience aches but it's gonna lose the fight
I don't care, I'd give it all away tonight
For just one kiss, for just one kiss, for just one kiss, for just one
Of these fantasies I kept inside till now
Lead me on, I will follow gladly
Please don't be mad at me because I let it show
Is it so wrong to want you this badly
You got the power that I know I can't resist
My heart is pounding and I'm bound to take the risk
For just one kiss, for just one kiss, for just one kiss, for just one kiss
What if we lose tonight, we'll never know
Should we give love a try or let it go
I can't help what I do, the closer and closer I get to you
(Solo)
My conscience aches but it's gonna lose the fight
I don't care, I'd give it all away tonight
For just one kiss, for just one kiss, for just one kiss, for just one kiss
Just one kiss ...

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Just coz i like it

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/24/09 @ 10:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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ps : couple days ago back from my lil extremely enjoyable trip , n Glad c u Forum :guys n girls

Will be On 2day, ab in hour :P

So in mood to fall into sin :evil

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Created by: alberich

11/25/09 @ 3:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

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Angel Kamilla is on now - and she is looking soooo great :angel

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/25/09 @ 9:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Happy Thanksgiving

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Created by: Kamilaa

11/25/09 @ 9:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Angel Kamilla is on now - and she is looking soooo great :angel

Alberich Big Thanks for being with me n made me smile with my 32 teeth :D

Getting know u better n All I can say u 100% very real Man from big letter " M "

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Created by: old_rocker

11/27/09 @ 10:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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H A P P Y T H A N K S G I V I N G SWEET ONE

(I KNOW YOU DONT CELEBRATE IT BUT WHAT THE HAY GAVE ME A REASON TO WRITE HERE)

LED ZEPPELIN
"THANK YOU"

*If the sun refused to shine,
I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea,
There will still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all,
Kind woman, nothing more.
Little drops of rain whisper of the pain,
Tears of loves lost in the days gone by.
My love is strong, with you there is no wrong,
Together we shall go until we die.
My, my, my, An inspiration is what you are to me,
Inspiration, look see.
And so today, my world it smiles,
Your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done,
For you to me are the only one.
Happiness, no more be sad,
Happiness....I'm glad.

*Chorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gMePDTOPM

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Created by: purgatory

12/2/09 @ 12:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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shes online now guys/girls come drop by

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Created by: old_rocker

12/4/09 @ 3:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from.

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Created by: Kamilaa

12/5/09 @ 12:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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New Awesome perfume :bowdown

Beauty-Salon mmm

Pink seductive french manicure n some sushi simply Purrfect Days i had :D

Missed you dears :>

Will be On a bit later , c ya there

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Created by: lickau

12/5/09 @ 1:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

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Tiny while bra and thong in Christmas theme ..........

Naughty gifts are there .............

Party continues with Candy Girl Kamiliaa wOOOOOOOOhOOOOOOOO

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Created by: Kamilaa

12/7/09 @ 6:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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If we here talk ab some party then i guess,

I have to say my favorite drink :drinkup

Have few but right now feel like say ab 1

n mmmm it AWESOME love love love love :bowdown

B52 cocktail :bowdown

Here video what it B52 ( if who not try yet )

:drinkup

Btw would glad to know ab ur fav drink , be free to write here , maybe ill find 4 myself new Awesome drink which i not try yet :P

~Wish everyone have gr8 pre-Christmas time :party

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Created by: old_rocker

12/15/09 @ 8:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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well angel i know you are a lil sick
soo here are some jokes to cheer you up

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

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Created by: old_rocker

12/15/09 @ 8:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

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Created by: old_rocker

12/15/09 @ 9:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...."

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