That's right America! You too can try out this fabulous new Trinity diet which is definitely all the rage across the globe, and now for only 4 easy payments of $39.95 + shipping and handling. That gets you a month's supply of thirty semen shakes for breakfast, thirty half wafers for lunch, and giant placards of the meals you'd rather be eating which you can place at the table for dinner and cry over during snacks in between. Our exercise videos feature routines painstakingly and lovingly taught by Richard Simmons. "Yeah everyone, ready? I can't hear you everybody! Hand thong! Hand thong! Now slap it, and slap it, and come on everybody, feel the burn! ... Ok, now grab a bottle, or the remote, or a small household cleaner, and everybody together now! Put it in the vajayjay, and in the vajayjay, and in... whew! Don't you feel on your way to skinny?!?!" Just do this throughout the week and see the results in as little as 10 days as the pounds melt away!
** Legal Disclaimer ** Trinity's results from the Trinity Meadows Webcam Diet are not typical. The producers of this infomercial and makers of this product cannot confirm the contents of each shake. Purchaser of this product solely responsibly for objects placed in vajayjay. Vajayjay not included. Results may vary. Product not for sale in NY, HI, CT or the EU.
And that's not all!! If you call in the next thirty-four seconds we'll throw in a bonus video game! This new video game can be alternated with the Trinity Diet for maximum results. Our interactive bonus video scores points and features guys from all the over the world asking you for handbras, thongbras, stand up, sit down, show ass, doggy, show feet, and to change clothes all while promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Earn points for completing the challenge, but lose them if you don't get it completed in time. Set it on random so you don't know which challenge is next, or for starters you can select certain challenges to begin with. Turn your points in for challenges on new levels - over 1,000 different, real life beggars were used in the creation of this video game - and you can feel the authenticity in the game. You workout better when you're angry so all your favorites are here, in gray form, to frustrate you into better results! Act now, as this product is sure to sell out quickly!
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