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Female Performer Chat: How To Survive a Cougar Attack :)
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/6/10 @ 10:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


Yes Spain has made the cougar a part of her culture. Did you know about the running of the cougars in Toledo?

For the men who can never hope to be cougardors or even cougarillos, for those really are the creme de la creme, they can nevertheless get some of the raw excitement of a match against the cougar in her wildest by running with the cougars through the streets of this historical city.

In some ways this is safer than the running with the bulls that is somewhat similar a custom. The cougars, if they follow regulations, must wear high heels which of course gives the men a safety margin.

But unlike bulls the cougars are known to form alliances, pacts (or packs), and to take advantage of those unfamiliar with the twisting maze of streets that the race goes through. They play upon the weaknesses of the men. Their overconfidence. Their heavy drinking.

Some flout the regulations and wear tennis shoes. Working it into their sexy outfits by giving themselves a hot athelete look.

But the guile of the cougar knows no bounds. Ever year there are new deceptions. Many countries in fact send military observers because of the lessons in warfare that can be learned by simple observation of these dangerous man-focused warriors at the peak of activity. The top of their form.

Even the spectators are not safe. You want to avoid the street-side cafes. It is no time to be sipping sangria and looking at life through a relaxed set of shades. Every man in Toledo must be ready for action that day.

Yes, if you are driving near that city that day, do not stop for any roadblocks, for any hitchhikers, for any apparent accidents. Stay in the lighted part of the street. If possible stay near areas where you can gain altitude very quickly. The cougar can climb fast but she doesn't like to. And remember, inclined planes are the bane of high heels.

A last bit of advice - you don't have to run with the cougars to be a man. You will show your bravery, your manhood, many times in life as it is. You do not need to seek out great dangers like this one. So much trouble in life is avoided by keeping your nose to the grindstone. By listening to the advice of your elders. By keeping to the straight and narrow. And this danger is just one more pit that liquor can help you fall into. That spartan discipline can help you avoid. Be good and you will prosper.

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

12/6/10 @ 11:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880


In Spain it has been perfected to a ritualistic art. It is very difficult to be a woman or a bull on the day of the great matches. First the bull fight. Which is traditionally just a prelude to the most magnificent contest that happens afterwards, in the agreed upon bar, when thirsty spectators spill in to discuss their favorite bulls and matadors and to watch the unfolding spectacle of the most challenging contest of the day - the match of man against cougar.

The cougar is selected with great care. She is sorted out of the herd by the peskydillos. They want the one with the greatest beauty. The one possessing the most spirit. Famous if possible. Crafty. Dangerous. She is given drinks. Danced with. Flirted with. Her heart starts to simmer. Her blood to flow. Any vow she made to have a quiet girls night out is forgotten as she starts to feel her power.

The first stage after the peskydillos have prepared her, is the passes of temptation - the metastableequilibriumeta. Two powerful courgarilleros, their charm heightened by their ritualistic garb, hold the cougar between them with their powers of seduction. She heads toward one but the other pulls her back. All with magnetism. Her brain fuzzed with drinks and coursing with the blood of passion, cannot work out a solution. So they dance in this way. It is very difficult. Each cougarillero must know how to control his charm. Enough to pull her the right amount toward him but not too much, so that he is taken and the cougar wins the match. Some especially crafty cougars have been known to coax the cougarilleros into a threesome, a great trick for the cougar to resolve her dilemma and win the match. It is very hard to resist her begging and tricks, so the crowd showers much applause on these two masters when they have succeeded in this stage.

Then enters the cougardor. Who alone must face her. She is now extremely wild. After all the attention. The roar of the crowd. The booming of the dance music. The working of the high octance drinks in her boiling blood. He must be at a level of mastery that only a very few ever contemplate let alone reach.

The matador has his cape. But what has the cougardor? He must find out what this particular cougar cannot resist. This stranger. She is no bull. She has her own achilles heel.

So he moves around her. Deflecting her advances. Surviving the pull of her beauty. Not being consumed by the fire of her passion. Looking for signs. While making the dance. The crowd admires the moves. Admires the dance they make.

When he has it the contest goes to the final stage. As he moves in for the kill.

I will not spoil the action for those who have yet to see it. Let's just say that he takes the head and the hindmost.





?? wat if ur not in Spain??
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/7/10 @ 2:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294




?? wat if ur not in Spain??



Ah so not in the land of the great cougarramas? Not able to experience the cougarconquistas?

Fret not. For there are many lands in which various subspecies live, thrive and survive.

Far from the UK? There is a breed there that is unique. They will not take any young lover. They insist that the one they take be part of a band. And that the taking breaks up the band. They love the sense of the conquest like their sisters. But the chaos, the pathos, the doomed solo careers of a foundering band, torn asunder by their cruel kill, adds an essential element to their fun. If they can land a dual role of manager / song writer or a triple of some variety, they gain status with their kind.

In India you find the mystic cougar. Very scary. The poor inexperienced lover has a confusingly wild night of sex with the various incarnations and in different planes. The experience often leads to drug addiction and hallucinations. Sad. But in some cases it leads to a very powerful incarnation of a future existence of the young lover providing some great advice and useful dirt on local hotties - that can make him come out way ahead from the experience. Not bad for the gambling type who has his id well in hand.

In Sumatra the passion is unmatched in the cougar's bed. She becomes a tigress.

In Los Angeles there is the valley cougar. She is much more mellow and has the best language skills. The danger with her is that the young lover will spicoliize, often while adopting some new age religion. The probability that they will hang out at surfer beaches is far higher than with other types of cougars. She can often be defeated by subjecting her to anything requiring sustained patience to deal with.

But there are many types of cougar in a city as diverse as Los Angeles. Or indeed in any major city of the world. In this modern age the cougar is free to realize her particular flavor of cougarness. She is able to dream. And to realize those dreams. So drop you preconceived notions. Keep your guard up. An adventure awaits you down every avenue, in every side street, in every gathering place. She is always there.

Good hunting.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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Jonny.Bravo
Created by: jonny.bravo

12/7/10 @ 4:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 333

Ahhh its seams you studied too at the Hollywood upstairs third door to the right University .

The Beatles was one of the most famous bands that have vallen a prey to a Cougar attac. Altough most of us agree that Yoko Ono is far from a cougar looks. Most Cougar experts did agree during the 2004 convention in Las Vegas, that she was same sort of mutation.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/7/10 @ 9:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


********* The White Cougar ************

(enter William Shatner in drag)

Juanita Moon - Maybe here... here in Toledo... I can escape my other half... and find peace.

Cantina Waitress - Whadaya have?

Juanita Moon - Milk... with a straw...

Julie Brown - There she is... I am gonna kick her blonde butt.

Juanita Moon - Moi?

Julie Brown (sarcastically) Yeah... tu...

Juanita Moon - Senorita I have never met you before.

Julie Brown - When you told him he looked like Rob Lowe it was the last straw! Get ready to taste pavement bitch.

Juanita Moon - It was not me. I swear. It was my evil twin. The white cougar.

Julie ignores her. The crowd shouts "Girl fight tonight." as Julie moves in for the kill. It is a disturbing scene full of much hair pulling, low blows, mud wrestling, nugies, wedgies and roman knuckling. Finally Juanita breaks free and disappears into the crowd.

(bum dish de dish dish de dish dish de dish. bum dish de dish dish de dish. waaaaa waaa waaaa waaaaaaaahhhhhh)

Juanita confronts her nemesis, Felicia, as she prepares for the running of the cougars that day. She is dressed in sexy atheletic gear. Her hot pink sneakers flout the strict regulations. This cougar means to kill fast and kill many times. She stretches her lean, mean body in preparation for the trials that await her.

Jaunita - Felicia is well named. Her heart is black... like the mourning clothes she wears when stalking funerals. She is focused only on her own pleasure. Not caring what it does to her victims. Like the sex act loosely implied by her name. Or the cat that she is. Whereever I go she follows. With her leching and vamping. Until I cannot get a moments peace. Because of my evil twin who is... the white cougar.

Felicia downs another bleeding brain and gives a contented "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Jaunita - Drink the bleeding brain. Drink of the devil. Dream your dreams of hate. The drink has made your reflexes too slow. I will not fight you today. In four days time meet me in the center of Toledo. It will end then. We both cannot live. We are no longer sisters.

Felecia - Jaunita talks like the nun that she thinks she is. She is too afraid to be a cougar.

(bum dish de dish... bum dish de dish... dish de dish.... waaaa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaah)

You have seen enough noble reader. I will spare you the stagecoach scene. The final fight in the center of town. The turf war between rival factions. The love scenes with Rob Lowe.

Know only that Shatner was part of another epic. That will make his name live forever.



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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

12/9/10 @ 5:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I don't need to hunt javascript:insertEmoticon(':thumbsup');

Wolverine, eh? I hadn't heard that one before!

A cougar hunt without ever being seen as "desperado". Not every woman can do that, Can you?


Cougar defined



Who or what is a cougar.

Cougar is a term born in late 50's in Hollywood high society clubs. It revered to mentally matured woman (mental matured meaning she acts with a purpose in life, knows what she wants and above all she knows how to get it) she is in her later 30's but thanks to god given beauty, vitality and high brain activity, she still can compete with beauty and sexuality of a 16 (if illegal in your state pleas read 16 as 23) year old but she is a woman all over there is absolutely nothing girlish about her. This means that in many ways she can out trick with great ease a much younger female competitor who rival for hottest guy in the clubs or other play grounds. This is a fascinating phenomena, because man as a rule alway prefer to mate with younger female. Nevertheless a cougar, thanks to her instinctive or learned knowledge of man mass psychology in combination with her thorough knowledge of sexual pleasure, has a huge advantage over younger often unexperienced competitor.
Not always but often she is a wealthy woman who didn't need to mate with older man to preserve a higher standard of living.
The name cougar it self has a relation to the fact that In the 50's, at the time when this term was born, there was a fashion of cougar printed clothes and because Cougar has a more aggressive style of getting attention from man by hunting them down like a cougar his prey. The name cougar was an obvious choice. cougars prefer warm climates and are often seen in city's like L.A,Vegas and San Francisco but also NY and even in Europe City's like rainy London or Paris. Thanks to Sigmund Freud we know that do to higher testosterone in her body,Cougar has a greater sexual appetite than your average housewife, carrier woman or even your local six-packs Joe ( who thinks and talks about sex all day long ). Her great sexual appetite is on the very edge of sex addiction. Do to this fact her erotics goes much deeper mentally than in your average case therefor it can work as hypnotics on her prey. Having sexy with an Cougar is often described and compared with momentarily reaching highest state of mind, outer body experience, finest trip on hard drugs like cocaine mixed with near death experience. Once a man have tasted her goods he is ruined for others cant escape her charm ever again, he is trapped in a possession like state of mind. Cougar instinctively hunt for younger man simply because they are easier prey and known the fact that they have physical ability to keep up with her need. Often Cougar thanks to her financial back up is overconfident and doesn't hesitate to attack a male even if he is accompanied by another woman. Unlike the popular believe a cougar can actually settle down once an appropriate male is found. This is one of the reasons she is feared en hated by most woman and other Cougars.

There is also a male version of cougar and he goes by name of Wolverine. Wolverine hunts younger woman and is a master of seduction, possesses just like cougar hypnotic diabolic power, knows how to pleas womans en her deepest and darkest sexual desires. Unlike cougar he never settles down
Envied and at the same time admired by man.

Wolverine is the highest level of existence a man can reach.
:evil or perhaps :angel life is an enigma ain't it ? :evil :angel

ps Evil tongues has spread the rumors that Wolverine's is simply a man with huge bank account. Those evil tongues are the nonbelievers amongs man (lost sheeps), who lost theit believe in de wilderness of night clubs full of gold diggers who resamble a woman but are not. (Gold giggers is non human has no soul, hear heart beats only faster to shiny and expensive dead products, has absolutly no feelings towards man but being an intelligent creature she can pretend to have them. She can be of any age. Easy to spot, often she is a snob and talks constantly about what she has.) But those are just rumors. Altough it is true that you can bank on a date when having a large one at the bank. But it is agains the true spirit of Wolverine. A true Wolverine will never be tempted to uses $ as a bate, simply because he enjoys the hunt, maybe even more so than the prey itself. :drinkup L o_O L :drinkup



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Jonny.Bravo
Created by: jonny.bravo

12/9/10 @ 5:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 333



I don't need to hunt :thumbsup

Wolverine, eh? I hadn't heard that one before!




I figured that one if don't feel the need to hunt you ain't a cougar, im sorry :). Perhaps in future who knows.

And yeah Wolverine is the right name for it, Live and learn live and learn :) I guess

ciao :)

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

12/9/10 @ 8:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

wats a Wolverine with dentures called???
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amicu
Created by: amicu

12/9/10 @ 8:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

I guess we all found ourself in this situation, wile you are in the clubs waiting for you blond to come back from hours of powdering her nose, a cougar spots you siting alone and makes a move on you.


No. No, no we haven't. I never find myself in a club waiting for a blonde to powder her nose, or a brunette to wax her eyebrows or a bald woman to shave her stubble. I'm not sure what they'd do in there in this situation I'm never having. And cougars never spot me. Once (once) an albino hippo may have spent a couple minutes sizing me up, but I think she was hungry. I'm snack size.

In all seriousness, what is this obsession with cougars? I kinda think it's a myth. If a woman is in her 50s or 60s and not unattractive, she really doesn't need to 'hunt' at all. We will do almost anything for a night with a jar of vasoline and a box of Sunmaid raisins with the brunette on it. Are you telling me we're indifferent to an attractive 50+ woman and she needs to make all the moves?? A beautiful women need not hunt for anything when the fish jump into her boat.
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Jonny.Bravo
Created by: jonny.bravo

12/10/10 @ 4:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 333



No. No, no we haven't. I never find myself in a club waiting for a blonde to powder her nose, or a brunette to wax her eyebrows or a bald woman to shave her stubble. I'm not sure what they'd do in there in this situation I'm never having. And cougars never spot me. Once (once) an albino hippo may have spent a couple minutes sizing me up, but I think she was hungry. I'm snack size.

In all seriousness, what is this obsession with cougars? I kinda think it's a myth. If a woman is in her 50s or 60s and not unattractive, she really doesn't need to 'hunt' at all. We will do almost anything for a night with a jar of vasoline and a box of Sunmaid raisins with the brunette on it. Are you telling me we're indifferent to an attractive 50+ woman and she needs to make all the moves?? A beautiful women need not hunt for anything when the fish jump into her boat.




Well maybe you are a girl and thats why never ever had an eye to eye with a cougar.
In all seriousness I cant be on this site but;
Im getting more or less off topic but Your comment reminds me of a topic on I think yh chat long long time ago someone was talking about relationship between younger man and older woman. In this person opinion that never happens and its just a fiction just like the movie Miss Robinson from It think 60's. And it is, perhaps true. When I look around me most woman that I know look for, in very simple terms, bigger walled, it simplified so don't get up set. And where do we find a bigger wallet? Come on everybody? where.... in older mans back pocket of course. All of them are married to someone with at leas 30% bigger income. Psychology explains it is because woman have an urge for feel of security. And no matter how much emancipation is thrown at us. No matter how much according to media man have to be in touch with their feminine inside, what jobs woman have, they still will look for successful man, because money is security. It still is a question is this feeling nurture or nature? And a rich young man doesn't have the same appeal as an older rich man, because as psychology explains a young man still can lose it but older has gone through test of time and this is how woman sees it in her mind, at least according to psychological test. In time dating has changed though, especially in clubs. Some woman started to behave like models on glamor magazine. If you open your glamor magazine, what do you see when you look at models? Often They don't smile, look many times up set or even angry, moody, capricious. She is often shot in such way that she is looking from above on you. Why is that? What is the message, the subliminal message if you like behind this? It actually is very simple it says; I know you like me, I know you want me, you want to be with me, to be me. I despise you for that. If not mistake Brother or relative of Sigmund Freud has worked in his years on perfecting the manipulation of masses later others took it farther. And this is one of those "tricks" that came out of it. And it works. Now some woman have taken this image and use it in real life. Woman like that have build walls around themselves. And like most ppl they build more walls than bridges. It is quite a challenge and fun to get to such a woman. Perhaps not psychological game at it highest level but still it can be very entertaining but try it without $ goody's. That really is a challenge and you have to have time for it. There is key to everybody though;) But you do get borred with that game, eventaully. Because living with woman like that is far as good as her looks and you can be the prittiest thing on earth but if character don't live up to looks sooner or later you just take a walk. Myself I used to prefer older than younger, I used to make silly jokes about older man and younger girls but now I do same thing. One thing I do notice people overall are more materialistic in relationships at least around me. How much you have and how much you can bring in as if you are some salesman for corporation, counts really heavily. Relationships of today have changed from having joy of bein together into haveing joy of havig things together or actually being unhappy of having too less together and this from children of flower power generation what a bummer. But perhaps its because I live most of the time in Netherlands and the Dutch are supposed to be most money driven ppl in the world but if that is true ? France is much more fun for dating though. Thumbs up for French woman :thumbsup and other too ;)
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/10/10 @ 9:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

( in all humor lies a little cruelty... a little dishonesty... the stand up comic gains the good faith of his audience as to his intent and true feelings... or dies early. )

:evil

In this snippet we find the first documented triple, tragic play of combined witchcraft, cougar alliance, and gloriously large target. Lest the modern cougar forget the achievements of her ancestors.

First Nile cougar - Where hast thou been sister?

Second Nile cougar - Beguiling Romans.

Third Nile cougar - Sister, where thou?

First Nile cougar - A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap. And mounched, and mounched, and mounched. "Give me," quoth I. "Aroint thee witch!" the rump-fed ronyon cries.
Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master o' th' Tiger-
But in a sieve I'll thither sail,
And, like a rat without a tail,
I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do.

Second Nile cougar - I'll give thee a wind.

First Nile cougar - Th' art kind.

Third Nile cougar - And I another.

First Nile cougar - I myself have all the other
And the very ports they blow
All the quarters that they know
I' th' shipman's card.
I'll drain him dry as hay
Sleep shall neither night nor day
Hang upon his penthouse lid
He shall live a man forbid
Weary sev'nights nine times nine
Shall he dwindle , peak, and pine
Though his cock cannot be lost
Yet it shall be tempest tossed.
Look what I have.

Second Nile cougar - Show me. Show me.

First Nile cougar - Here I have a pilot's "thumb"
wracked as deep in me he did cum.

(drum within)

Third Nile cougar - A drum, a drum!
Antony doth come.

All - The weird cougars, hand in hand
Posters of the sea and land,
Thus do go about, about -
Thrice to thine, and thrice to mine,
And thrice again, to make up nine.
Peace! The charm's wound up...

And the rest was history...






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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/10/10 @ 9:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

wats a Wolverine with dentures called???



A victim of a cougar-subverted dental PPO?

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Jonny.Bravo
Created by: jonny.bravo

12/12/10 @ 5:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 333




A victim of a cougar-subverted dental PPO?





lol :orglaugh good1 :orglaugh
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/12/11 @ 12:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294



heh heh Clint Eastwood's Beguiled was on just now. It may or may not qualify based upon how you interpret things.

And sadly, one of the few times, very few times, that Clint did not... well...
I suppose I shouldn't spoil it for any who has yet to see it.

If it does qualify then it is only as a cautionary tale.



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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/11 @ 8:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Welcome to Cougardor Commanders! You will recall that also on the BBC, and using its studio and electronic gear, there was a show called Time Commanders. In that show it was four generals selected from the public vs a great general from the past. But today we have four virtual cougardors against a great cougar of the past.

*** skip of prelimaries in which the cougardors explain who they are and in which they are assigned their roles on the team ***

Today you are fighting the Battle of Tequilla Willie's. A famous cougar, whose name will be supressed, has holed up in the bar of this establishment for a quick drink before she goes back to work in the nearby corporate offices. She is flush with the success of recent boardroom victories, slaughters really, and has a need to translate this into a quick series of sexual conquests. You are playing the role of an equally dangerous team led by a famous cougardor. His peskydillos, in the initial skirmish, succeeded at determining all of her vital statistics, and made all thoughts of returning to the office disappear. Now the main battle begins. Any last words from our experts before they disappear?

Expert #1, from the Royal Oakhurst Military Academy - You may think you have a terrain advantage but you don't. You have to seize the initiative or you will be slaughtered!

Expert #2, from West Point Military College - You have to be really careful not to look at her too closely. She is just incredibly hot this day especially. I mean she is sizzling.

Ok that's it. Time to begin. Good luck. Will this be the day that the head and tail are taken or will a well-known team of men be reduced to notches on the belt of this sexual dynamo?

Let's hear your plan.

General - Ok I will be the general. I want Stan to be the cougarillero1 and Fred to be cougarillero2. Henry, you control the scouts, peskydillos, and artillery. I see that the bar has a big central counter, there are eating tables all around, there is a really wide dance floor to the right, and the music is coming from a standard sound system. We have a numerical advantage. I say we simply get into a line and advance straight into her.

***** long argument after which the plan is accepted *****

The team spends a long time figuring out which place each of them should have in the line.

The cougar watches for maybe 10 seconds, downs her drink, and advances fast on them.

It takes them a long time to see that she is on the go.

cougarillero1 - she's moving. Fast. Aiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhhh I saw her up close. I'm done for.

The cougar quickly strips cougarillero1 naked and handcuffs him. He simply watches her drooling.

The second cougarillero is completely out of range because he is on the other end of the line. He moves fast toward the action but is forced to move around tipped over bar stools and around tables.

The cougardor is forced to take the full force of a cougar charge without any softening up by anything other than the peskydillos - who have simply excited her. She takes him quickly down to the floor and seals his fate with a single kiss. Tossing the handcuffs to him for him to secure himself with.

She rounds upon the second cougarillero who is still coming toward her bravely. She removes her blouse and pulls his head quickly into her heaving breasts. It is over in a second. She owns the floor. All three are handcuffed. All that are left are scouts, artillery, and panic crazed peskydillos. They simply run.

The screens fill with the bloody result. Then flash "Defeat Imminent". Followed quickly by "Defeat".

The military experts come down to grade the sad team's performance.

Expert 1 - You lost the initiative. You spent all your time worrying about your formation and she simply killed you.

Expert 2 - I never liked your plan. You really had to take advantage of your different types of troops to have any chance at all.

Would you like to see what really happened that day? ( a bunch of dejected yeses from the team)

The courgar toyed with the peskydillos. Got very excited and a little drunk.

The great general sent his cougarilleros quickly against her left flank. Forcing her to turn and follow them onto the dance floor. In this open terrain the cougarilleros could seperate out a little and pull her back and forth with their powerful charm. Meanwhile the cougardor slipped behind and had the DJ change the music to the Beatles' Yellow Submarine.

Surrounded on all sides, confused by the music, the cougar began to wear down. The cougardor moved in. The cougarilleros pulled back. And the head and tail were taken!

Thank you for playing Cougardor Commanders


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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

1/23/11 @ 5:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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i've learned so much. thank you youtube.
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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

1/23/11 @ 3:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Come on Kertus, you know you bagged at least ONE cougar!!!

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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

1/23/11 @ 3:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Wowee, where did you get that super long definition/history of the word cougar? very cool.

Sorry but I do think I fit the mold because I fit these qualifications:

" This means that in many ways she can out trick with great ease a much younger female competitor who rival for hottest guy in the clubs or other play grounds. This is a fascinating phenomena, because man as a rule alway prefer to mate with younger female. Nevertheless a cougar, thanks to her instinctive or learned knowledge of man mass psychology in combination with her thorough knowledge of sexual pleasure, has a huge advantage over younger often unexperienced competitor."

LOL!



If you are hunted by man in the clubs that can only mean one thing you not a cougar or not jet.

But it almost sounds as if you would like to be, It is something you become not learn. A cougar hunt without ever being seen as "desperado". Not every woman can do that, Can you?


Cougar defined



Who or what is a cougar.

Cougar is a term born in late 50's in Hollywood high society clubs. It revered to mentally matured woman (mental matured meaning she acts with a purpose in life, knows what she wants and above all she knows how to get it) she is in her later 30's but thanks to god given beauty, vitality and high brain activity, she still can compete with beauty and sexuality of a 16 (if illegal in your state pleas read 16 as 23) year old but she is a woman all over there is absolutely nothing girlish about her. This means that in many ways she can out trick with great ease a much younger female competitor who rival for hottest guy in the clubs or other play grounds. This is a fascinating phenomena, because man as a rule alway prefer to mate with younger female. Nevertheless a cougar, thanks to her instinctive or learned knowledge of man mass psychology in combination with her thorough knowledge of sexual pleasure, has a huge advantage over younger often unexperienced competitor.
Not always but often she is a wealthy woman who didn't need to mate with older man to preserve a higher standard of living.
The name cougar it self has a relation to the fact that In the 50's, at the time when this term was born, there was a fashion of cougar printed clothes and because Cougar has a more aggressive style of getting attention from man by hunting them down like a cougar his prey. The name cougar was an obvious choice. cougars prefer warm climates and are often seen in city's like L.A,Vegas and San Francisco but also NY and even in Europe City's like rainy London or Paris. Thanks to Sigmund Freud we know that do to higher testosterone in her body,Cougar has a greater sexual appetite than your average housewife, carrier woman or even your local six-packs Joe ( who thinks and talks about sex all day long ). Her great sexual appetite is on the very edge of sex addiction. Do to this fact her erotics goes much deeper mentally than in your average case therefor it can work as hypnotics on her prey. Having sexy with an Cougar is often described and compared with momentarily reaching highest state of mind, outer body experience, finest trip on hard drugs like cocaine mixed with near death experience. Once a man have tasted her goods he is ruined for others cant escape her charm ever again, he is trapped in a possession like state of mind. Cougar instinctively hunt for younger man simply because they are easier prey and known the fact that they have physical ability to keep up with her need. Often Cougar thanks to her financial back up is overconfident and doesn't hesitate to attack a male even if he is accompanied by another woman. Unlike the popular believe a cougar can actually settle down once an appropriate male is found. This is one of the reasons she is feared en hated by most woman and other Cougars.

There is also a male version of cougar and he goes by name of Wolverine. Wolverine hunts younger woman and is a master of seduction, possesses just like cougar hypnotic diabolic power, knows how to pleas womans en her deepest and darkest sexual desires. Unlike cougar he never settles down
Envied and at the same time admired by man.

Wolverine is the highest level of existence a man can reach.
:evil or perhaps :angel life is an enigma ain't it ? :evil :angel

ps Evil tongues has spread the rumors that Wolverine's is simply a man with huge bank account. Those evil tongues are the nonbelievers amongs man (lost sheeps), who lost theit believe in de wilderness of night clubs full of gold diggers who resamble a woman but are not. (Gold giggers is non human has no soul, hear heart beats only faster to shiny and expensive dead products, has absolutly no feelings towards man but being an intelligent creature she can pretend to have them. She can be of any age. Easy to spot, often she is a snob and talks constantly about what she has.) But those are just rumors. Altough it is true that you can bank on a date when having a large one at the bank. But it is agains the true spirit of Wolverine. A true Wolverine will never be tempted to uses $ as a bate, simply because he enjoys the hunt, maybe even more so than the prey itself. :drinkup L o_O L :drinkup



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Miss Pandora
Created by: Miss Pandora

1/23/11 @ 3:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I bet the Dos Equis guy is a Wolverine!!



Only power Wolverine's have is a bigger bank balance


:drinkup



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Created by: Miss Pandora

1/23/11 @ 3:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

But, according to Dudley, ya'al are not really hunting--you're just pretending you're hunting, so that we cougars will think we have a battleground advantage over you, but this is just part of ya'als strategy! Lol



In all seriousness, what is this obsession with cougars? I kinda think it's a myth. If a woman is in her 50s or 60s and not unattractive, she really doesn't need to 'hunt' at all. We will do almost anything for a night with a jar of vasoline and a box of Sunmaid raisins with the brunette on it. Are you telling me we're indifferent to an attractive 50+ woman and she needs to make all the moves?? A beautiful women need not hunt for anything when the fish jump into her boat.




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