(stunned)(mouth.open)(jaw.dropped) *legs wobble and i drop to my ass* holy shit..
LickAu AND Dudley... *picturing Brad eyeing his straight razor* hoooolllyyyy shit!
what THE fuck have i........ done *sudden memories of reading J.Dunn* oh for fucks SAKE
WILLIAM SHATNER.. POETRY....


*HOWLS OF LAUGHTER* ohhhhhhh shit.... *wets self*

It is Saint Patrick's Day already .
Here are some limericks and poems for that occasion .



There once was a girl looking for a clover.
She felt like she was going to fall over.

She met a leperchaun he was very nice

But he threw rice at her pet mice,

Finally the girl found her clover




There was a pot of gold

that turned into a mush of mold.

A boy walked up to that pile of mush

and started to talk to a green bush.

Soon that pot of mold turned back to gold.




The leprechaun was very nice

but his hair was full of lice.

He scratched his head

and the lice fell onto his bed.

But at least it missed my pet mice.




There was a leprechaun who was keen.

And the leprechaun was really mean.

The leprechaun did a dance.

And he ruined all the plants.

So the plants were no longer green.




They say that leprechauns are mean,

thats only because they're green.

The Irish don't believe it,

maybe they need to see it.

It remains to be seen.




There once was a man named kipe.

He would stand around smoking his pipe.

One night he went for a hike.

He started singing on his mic.

Now whenever he pulls out his mic people throw food at the man named Kipe.





There once was a 4 leaf clover

Who was stomped on by a dog named rover

He was chasing an Irish Leprechaun

Across my flowers and lawn

On how I miss my 4 leaf clover.




St. Patricks Day is here.

Soon a rainbow will appear.

I like St. Patricks Day.

I just want to shout hooray .

This holiday comes once a year!




I saw some gold in a hole

in it lived a little mole.

He went in the crack like the

spine in your back,

Then he stole my gold.



There once was a boy named Nick.

He played with his neighbor St. Patrick.

The two thought they were hiking

but they were just biking.

Little did they know it was all a trick.


Lucky Charms are good.

I eat them in my neighborhood.

There are good for your heart.

Especialy if you want to be smart.

Ooooh, Ooooh, Ooooh they taste so good





There once was a huge pot of gold,

But St. Patrick just thought it was mold,

The pot had a sheen,

That could hardly be seen,

By the leprachauns both young and old.



There is a man named Piles

He full of wishes and smiles.

He bought a pot of gold

but it would not be sold.

Sad was that man named Piles.




There once was a man named St. Patrick

that had a friend named St. Matrick.

They played together all day

and were always happy to play.

They lived together forever, St. Matrick and St. Patrick.




There once was a clover.

It was green all over

It is said to have good luck,

but to the ground it's stuck.

Thats the story of the four leaf clover.

* * *

There was a guy named Cowers.

He had lots of flowers.

When leperchauns walked by,

poison got in there eye.

It must have been his secret powers.

* * *

The leprechaun found some gold

he thoght that the gold looked old.

The gold was too shiney

and also way too tiny.

So he sold the gold.

* * *

There once was a girl that had pointy ears.

She always had lot of tears.

Leprechauns say that she will be one of them some day.

And that they will play tricks all day.

And this will wipe away all her fears.

saw this on a bathroom wall-
erin go braughless

Tobes of hades, lit by flickering torchlight the netherworld is gathered in the glare...Prince by-tor the cavern to the north light...the sign of eth is rising in the air....by tor the prince of darkness centurions of evil,devil's prince...acroos the river styx out of the lamplight his nemisis is waiting at the gate...the snow dog ermine glowing in the damp light...''coal- black eyes shimmering with hate....by -tor and the snow dog square for battle let the fray begin...the battles over and the dust's clearing...the disciples of the snow dog sound the knell...rejoicing echoes as the dawn is nearing...by-tor in defeat retreats to hell...snow dog is victorious....the land of the overworld is saved again............

omg.. and now the hobbits are joining in .... (motorboat.harley's.tits)

lolz @ hobbits ...(disappears.into.the.night.like.the.threads.he.starts)

fuck me for offending an army of make believe boyfriends...

lolz @ hobbits ...(disappears.into.the.night.like.the.threads.he.starts)

fuck me for offending an army of make believe boyfriends...



btw i knew you were part of the by-tor army..........

let's not argue and bicker about who killed who....Monty Python anyone?

let's not argue and bicker about who killed who....Monty Python anyone?


my message was meant to one person..and maybe two........read it agian and stop kissing asses......................

lolz @ hobbits ...(disappears.into.the.night.like.the.threads.he.starts)

fuck me for offending an army of make believe boyfriends...


lol omg rheza.. you know i'd never fuck you.. hmmm and .. *likes the emoticon.. sorta*






btw i knew you were part of the by-tor army..........



*watches the little band of large footed hairy bastards march by*


okay.. lets try this instead


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Between Words

I don�t fit inside myself anymore
.......feel smaller
.......less of myself
.......lost inside my skin
like I did when that photo of me that you like was taken.

I made it to Germany
.......suffered no harm
.......�til she turned straight on me
.......wanted me to sleep in both of their arms
ended in her basement bunker.

Waited for an end
.......to that particular misery
.......what it was doing to my head
.......got home much later
was not what I had expected.

I�d been hoping for never
.......what the hell
.......rejected again by my family
.......then to another vile ville
and another dusty bunker.

This is where I suffered
.......little losses every day
.......til I loved being numb
.......tried to ignore everyone
until you showed me love again.

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lol omg rheza.. you know i'd never fuck you.. hmmm and .. *likes the emoticon.. sorta*






btw i knew you were part of the by-tor army..........



*watches the little band of large footed hairy bastards march by*


okay.. lets try this instead


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Be tween Words

I don�t fit inside myself anymore
.......feel smaller
.......less of myself
.......lost inside my skin
like I did when that photo of me that you like was taken.

I made it to Germany
.......suffered no harm
.......�til she turned straight on me
.......wanted me to sleep in both of their arms
ended in her basement bunker.

Waited for an end
.......to that particular misery
.......what it was doing to my head
.......got home much later
was not what I had expected.

I�d been hoping for never
.......what the hell
.......rejected again by my family
.......then to another vile ville
and another dusty bunker.

This is where I suffered
.......little losses every day
.......til I loved being numb
.......tried to ignore everyone
until you showed me love again.




thanks for the invite but you were quoting SMASH

omg.. i posted the fuck outta that

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lololol @ me whoops *embarrassment*

lets all pretend tha about 80 percent of those 3 or 4 posts never happened *gorsh Mickey*

what i MEANT to say was.. *ahem*


Between Words

I don�t fit inside myself anymore
..feel smaller
..less of myself
..lost inside my skin
like I did when that photo of me that you like was taken.

I made it to Germany
..suffered no harm
..�til she turned straight on me
..wanted me to sleep in both of their arms
ended in her basement bunker.

Waited for an end
..to that particular misery
..what it was doing to my head
..got home much later
was not what I had expected.

I�d been hoping for never
..what the hell
..rejected again by my family
..then to another vile ville
and another dusty bunker.

This is where I suffered
..little losses every day
..til I loved being numb
..tried to ignore everyone
until you showed me love again.


*sigh*.. now.. wasn't that better?

my message was meant to one person..and maybe two........read it agian and stop kissing asses......................





things i gotta do today....wake up(check) make breakfast(check)watch tv(check)run errands(check) start some drama on a website(check) wack off(check) gee, where do you fit it all in

btw.. apologies to one two 3 of you.. please hang around and entertain us.. hobbits too.. i've heard you fellers drunk and singing in pubs round the world.. fine voices. *grabs rheza and kisses his funny bone*

Tobes of hades, lit by flickering torchlight the netherworld is gathered in the glare...Prince by-tor the cavern to the north light...the sign of eth is rising in the air....by tor the prince of darkness centurions of evil,devil's prince...acroos the river styx out of the lamplight his nemisis is waiting at the gate...the snow dog ermine glowing in the damp light...''coal- black eyes shimmering with hate....by -tor and the snow dog square for battle let the fray begin...the battles over and the dust's clearing...the disciples of the snow dog sound the knell...rejoicing echoes as the dawn is nearing...by-tor in defeat retreats to hell...snow dog is victorious....the land of the overworld is saved again............

btw i knew you were part of the by-tor army..........


the battlecry of the "victorious" rises thru the dawn's mist..but only gets ye high:
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO

btw.. apologies to one two 3 of you.. please hang around and entertain us.. hobbits too.. i've heard you fellers drunk and singing in pubs round the world.. fine voices. *grabs rheza and kisses his funny bone*



Poor you rheza she likes you....no you need to deal
l with that......

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