No one has every used this on me but my half-brother used it a couple of times and got smacked so it was a fun show for me....lol


Guy: Do you have some Irish in you?

Girl: No

Guy: Want some

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Ughh.. I hate pick-up lines. There isn't such a thing as a clever one. I'm glad I'm a male and never was on the receiving end of this (although Purgatory, I'm shocked! And she was cute? Bad day or not, I don't want to hear about any repeat incidents!). I can't do a pick-up line, it's a completely ridiculous way to insert yourself into a conversation and I have no idea how you follow up with one, but these are some of the most god-awful I've heard:


"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you"

"Why don't we go back to my place and do everything I'll tell everyone we did anyway?"

"I'm going to have to put you on my "To Do" list"

"I'm sorry love your tag is sticking out.. oh, what's this? I knew it, 'Made in Heaven'."

"I'm Bond. James Bond."

"May I know your name so I know what to ask Santa for this Christmas?"
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I cant believe how many of these I heard tonight haha.... except for amicu's ive never heard those. so it made me smile reading them Quote

Are you a Laker's girl - My name is gddidy and I need to have real material to write my essay for Kimee as the Lakers win ?

Baaaaabyyy you are baaaaaad - ooooppppps that was 1 Ozzie said to capture his Avatar

You so sexy in your apron BBQing sheep Teddy - ooooppppsss that was what I over heard at
G-Manns place



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"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
..still haven't gotten laid


diddy thats my line lol Ive had it use on me by a girl to break the ice right when were were about to sleep together, make me crack up laughing... didnt go right to sleep with her...so i guess it worked
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I was waiting for green at a traffic light and i was checking this guy out ( he was pretty cute).
He approches and say ;You want me to turn round so you can have a better view?... I blushed in seconds and laught

Lol Camy_Angel...

Not a pick up line but, i wanted to check out a girl in a car next to me when i was waiting for the traffic lights to turn green. When i was looking at her there was a kid in the backseat that saw me looking and started to wave to me. So, as nice and polite as i am i waved back... But grandma who was sitting next to that kid saw me waving and she started to wave to me too. Believe it or not, there another kid next to grandma that started to wave also. Before i knew it everybody in that car next to me was waving at me, lol... The only one that didnt wave was the girl i was looking at, lol.. Damn!

I was so happy when the traffic lights turned green and i could drive away.. And fast! lol..
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I had a guy say to me "Hey, wanna go back to my place and break a few commandments together?"

My reply: "Which one- thou shalt not kill?!"

The guy was kinda being an ass all night and I'd finally had enough, lol... his friends laughed at him and he kinda slunked off to pout.

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I wonder what commandments he had in mind...

"Mmm... yeah baby, I'll break some commandments with you. I could go with you and honour thy father and mother all night long. Oooh, and we could definitely covet your neighbour's wife, the fat one with the orthopaedic shoes. Yeah, I am sooooo coveting that. I wanna forget the Sabbath day, let's just forget it and ask if it's Thursday? Turning you on yet? I thought so... and we can bear false witness against our neighbours allll niggghhhhtt looonnnng!"

I think I'm developing a ridiculous religious eroticism fetish. Quote

I may not be Fred Flintsone, but I can make your bed rock....

Parden me, I just had a snake bite my penis..would you be so kind to suck the venom out for me? Quote

I I think I'm developing a ridiculous religious eroticism fetish.


Ohhhh God help us !!!!!!!!! Quote

You must be a traffic ticket, cause you have got FINE written all over you.

Yeah I had a guy friend when I was stationed in VA that used the line "Hi my name is Bryan....wanna fuck? He must of had game, because usually it made the girls laugh and talk to him. lol

Love
Jade Quote

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

"Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"

"Smile if you want to sleep with me."

"Wanna have sex while we eat pizza?" [disgusted look on her face] "What's wrong, don't like Pizza?"

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Is you da bionic woman? bayyyyyyyybe? Quote

Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

Do you spit or swallow?

You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend. Quote

I just came across some nasty pick -up lines while surfing the net

****Mean pink-up lines ******

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?


*********Corny Pink-up llines******

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day



*******Best pink up lines********

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together

You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

******** sex lines*****

Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes
Women: what?
Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress]
Man: those wet clothes

Is your dad a police officer, if so i'll be visiting you a lot

Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!

MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!

Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants

Wanna ride? i got a truck and a box of condoms.


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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
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The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!


HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I love that one!! I'm sooooo gonna use it! Quote

Damn - I heard 1 yesterday
It floored me
I was working in a VERY Professional setting
I was hit on with this line

"I could give you a GUM Job right now"
She proceeded to put her Dentures in her hand as I saw tobacco juice dribble outside her mouth and into her hand on her dentures

Best I could do was look disgusted and tell her "No thank you. I think you may need Professional help . "
I walked away trying not to vomit
She was about 30 ish and looked very "Rough"

I would not have been nice if I was free to speak my mind Quote

LikaU, confess you actually liked the ideea, but the woman was too young for your young 96 years Quote

Your legs tired?
Why?
Cuz you have been running threw my mind all day.


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