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Female Performer Chat: Humorous names--all fake of course
Sophie Foxx
Created by: Sophie Foxx

7/11/11 @ 5:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

sophie foxx :) :)
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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/11/11 @ 8:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

sophie foxx :) :)



LMFAO
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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

10/6/11 @ 4:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

Dick Hurtz (not good, maybe need to see a doctor)



LMFAO somebody decided this was a good model name and stole it from this thread...

http://www.flirt4free.com/models/bios/dick_hurtz/about.php


:orglaugh
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amicu
Created by: amicu

10/7/11 @ 8:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088




LMFAO somebody decided this was a good model name and stole it from this thread...

http://www.flirt4free.com/models/bios/dick_hurtz/about.php


:orglaugh



And for anyone else panicking because the said link switches your preferences and all of the models live now switch from lovely nymphs to hairy brutes and you can't recall how to switch back, the Girls/Guys/Transgendered toggle is in the upper right-hand side above the search bar. ;)

Crisis averted.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/7/11 @ 10:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


Kitty Kitty Bang-Bang

Merry Pop-in

Slutting Pewty

Snatch Wet

Jane of Genital Cankles

Hideitinmi - pissed off many people when a close playoff game was cut out and this movie switched in.

Jane Asstin

Merry Petplease

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Created by: lickau

11/5/11 @ 10:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Ivona P http://www.flirt4free.com/models/bios/ivona_p/about.php


sounds wet


Previous suggestions included :
Ivana Humpyu
Ivana Trump
Iwana WankU


:orglaugh
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Created by: ophelias_rue

11/5/11 @ 10:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

hahahaha
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Aries Knightly
Created by: Aries Knightly

11/5/11 @ 11:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Trixy McBoobs
Exxon Valdez... I feel like that could have been a really exotic name in another place and time. :orglaugh
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Created by: rheza111

11/5/11 @ 11:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: just to the left of center
Posts: 2,431

for Rue...Amanda Hugginkiss
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

11/6/11 @ 1:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

Trixy McBoobs
Exxon Valdez... I feel like that could have been a really exotic name in another place and time. :orglaugh




Bet she does awesome oil shows.





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Cali V
Created by: Cali V

11/6/11 @ 3:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00





Bet she does awesome oil shows.








LMAO
Maybe you guys could get me a cute last name since I just got my first name & then got a V placed behind it. I thought Valley might be nice. Someone should start the give Cali a last name petition :-)
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Created by: lickau

11/6/11 @ 4:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285



LMAO
Maybe you guys could get me a cute last name since I just got my first name & then got a V placed behind it. I thought Valley might be nice. Someone should start the give Cali a last name petition :-)




Cali_V_JJ :orglaugh
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Created by: suggs

11/6/11 @ 7:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768



LMAO
Maybe you guys could get me a cute last name since I just got my first name & then got a V placed behind it. I thought Valley might be nice. Someone should start the give Cali a last name petition :-)




Hmmm VAJAZZLE
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Aries Knightly
Created by: Aries Knightly

11/6/11 @ 11:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




Hmmm VAJAZZLE

lol Vajazzle. Like, if I got a bedazzler and used it on my vajayjay? hahah



How about Cali Valentine or Cali Vixen :)
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Aries Knightly
Created by: Aries Knightly

11/6/11 @ 11:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


Bet she does awesome oil shows.


hahah good one, Grumpnose! :orglaugh
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

11/6/11 @ 12:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691



LMAO
Maybe you guys could get me a cute last name since I just got my first name & then got a V placed behind it. I thought Valley might be nice. Someone should start the give Cali a last name petition :-)




Cali VaVoom
Cali Ventura


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Cali V
Created by: Cali V

11/6/11 @ 3:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




Hmmm VAJAZZLE


To cute


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Cali V
Created by: Cali V

11/6/11 @ 3:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


lol Vajazzle. Like, if I got a bedazzler and used it on my vajayjay? hahah




Mmmm doesn't that require HOT glue....Maybe I will see how well I can make them work to be continued on that one :-)

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Aries Knightly
Created by: Aries Knightly

11/6/11 @ 7:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



Mmmm doesn't that require HOT glue....Maybe I will see how well I can make them work to be continued on that one :-)





Ooh, good point. No Bedlazzling the vajayjay. You might be able to get oncam for a while! :orglaugh
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Cali V
Created by: Cali V

11/7/11 @ 1:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




Ooh, good point. No Bedlazzling the vajayjay. You might be able to get oncam for a while! :orglaugh



But Just Imaging The (Party Chat Infomercial) I could do on the Vadazzle (A.K.A. Bedazzale of the vajay) it would be hot & sticky in more then one way. Lol
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