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Created by: mizzer

5/7/11 @ 2:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Sometimes this site's filters eats my comments for breakfast,lunch and dinner so it's so hard to really say what I want to say. But I agree don't reveal your real name or do something real nasty on Cam2Cam that could comeback to haunt you.

Revealing your real first name to a performer in pvt isn't a concern. For example, let's say your first name is Bill. How many people with the name Bill live in the USA and Canada? Millions. Will anybody be able to figure out it's you if you don't use audio? Very unlikely to impossible. Plus you don't want to reveal other more private things about yourself. Common sense people.

Created by: carousel

5/7/11 @ 3:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ahhh, mais il veut apprendre le fran�ais � me s�duire !

ce genre de Fran�ais n'aidera pas non plus
apprenez comment commander le d�jeuner, ne pas l�cher les seins
:orglaugh

Created by: ophelias_rue

5/7/11 @ 5:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL Merci beaucoup pour votre oh donc aimables conseils, mais je crains je dois rejeter. Il est tout simplement inacceptable de l'avis d'un dont le p�re dort avec les rongeurs et dont la m�re d'odeurs de chaussures.

(COW.LAUNCH)

HA yew an jour negity gnights BAH i say.. J'�mettent mainlev�e terrible dans votre direction g�n�rale!

Created by: kertus

5/7/11 @ 7:39pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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.... La French ... La so cool... But la no understandy ... Yet...

Created by: Cassandra Cookie

5/7/11 @ 8:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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hahaha

If you could see me you wouldn't ask that question :orglaugh

102 years old, fat, bald, fugly, tiny dick don't get hard no more

Get the picture?

ok, so I exaggerated a lil LOL

Well some of us love a "less than perfect" man ya know ;) Just sayin...

Created by: ourjeffie

5/8/11 @ 12:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Well some of us love a "less than perfect" man ya know ;) Just sayin...

I'll bear that in mind :orglaugh

Created by: mizzer

5/8/11 @ 12:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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.... La French ... La so cool... But la no understandy ... Yet...

LOL! I agree. Not everyone here understands French. Maybe I should write my posts in Chinese. Let's keep it in English so everyone understands.

Created by: ophelias_rue

5/8/11 @ 2:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL! I agree. Not everyone here understands French. Maybe I should write my posts in Chinese. Let's keep it in English so everyone understands.

pffftttt really? lol. so funny when you consider that the majority here.. ummm the MAJORITY mind you.. LOVE chinese. oh but wait.. do you mean MANDARIN? hmmm seriously "lets keep it in English? Skippy? *sigh* children.. who IS raising these people? but again.. WHICH english? ohhhh wait.. you mean AMERICAN!!!! well.. i'll be damned... i thought you meant that jibberish the OIRISH blubber in.. or.. NOoooo not what the CANADIANS speak? oh wait.. that's FRENCH isn't it. wow.. okay.. it must be confusing everyone now.. hmmm.. 'English' hmmmmmm better ask Kertus about this.. i mean.. he speaks Austrailianstuff and I speak hmm okayz Ameridiocy, and frankly Skippy i'm not sure what that is that you're unwinding off your pretty pink tongue.. sorta accentless and all... hmmm.. *shrug*..

*staggers around like a slightly off-kilter wind up toy bumping into things.. tipping.. swerving.. stopping.. starting.. whirrrrr.. KLUNK* now.. where IS Kertus.. bah

Created by: mizzer

5/8/11 @ 2:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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pffftttt really? lol. so funny when you consider that the majority here.. ummm the MAJORITY mind you.. LOVE chinese. oh but wait.. do you mean MANDARIN? hmmm seriously "lets keep it in English? Skippy? *sigh* children.. who IS raising these people? but again.. WHICH english? ohhhh wait.. you mean AMERICAN!!!! well.. i'll be damned... i thought you meant that jibberish the OIRISH blubber in.. or.. NOoooo not what the CANADIANS speak? oh wait.. that's FRENCH isn't it. wow.. okay.. it must be confusing everyone now.. hmmm.. 'English' hmmmmmm better ask Kertus about this.. i mean.. he speaks Austrailianstuff and I speak hmm okayz Ameridiocy, and frankly Skippy i'm not sure what that is that you're unwinding off your pretty pink tongue.. sorta accentless and all... hmmm.. *shrug*..

*staggers around like a slightly off-kilter wind up toy bumping into things.. tipping.. swerving.. stopping.. starting.. whirrrrr.. KLUNK* now.. where IS Kertus.. bah

Wow. I don't even understand what you are saying in English. I am from Canada and we have 2 official languages. English and French. Plus Canada is a country that is proud of its multiculturalism. I am also proud of this diverse culture in Canada "Skippy"! If you want to write your posts in French than that's your choice. You have the right to express yourself in whatever language you want. However, I have read a lot of other people's posts in here and the majority of them have been written in English. I was just pointing out to you that I can't understand your French posts and I bet Kertus doesn't either.

Created by: kertus

5/8/11 @ 3:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ophelias_Rue I'm rite here ....behind ya .... Like always..

Created by: kertus

5/8/11 @ 3:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Kertus is a simple and slitely uncultured human bean (forgive). Don't babettes luv French accents? I luv babettes with French accents ... a total suk for a French accent . More posts in French pleeeeease don't give a fuk if I dunno wat it means...

Created by: carousel

5/8/11 @ 4:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Wow. I don't even understand what you are saying in English. I am from Canada and we have 2 official languages. English and French. Plus Canada is a country that is proud of its multiculturalism. I am also proud of this diverse culture in Canada "Skippy"! If you want to write your posts in French than that's your choice. You have the right to express yourself in whatever language you want. However, I have read a lot of other people's posts in here and the majority of them have been written in English. I was just pointing out to you that I can't understand your French posts and I bet Kertus doesn't either.

My advise to Kertus was not to learn french here. Saying, I want to suck your tits, doesn't do you much good, rather learn to order lunch.
Don't fret over the lovely former model's English or French, it's become increasing difficult to tell when her posts contain anything of substance or if it's all just her way of poking fun. Though I've blasted my share of beggers, freeloaders, time wasters, and those who post VS material on the internet; regardless, it wasn't too polite anyway.

Created by: ophelias_rue

5/8/11 @ 4:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*perk* Lunch? *stomach growl* omg.. (FOOD)(YUM) *grabs Kertus' hand and heads for the corner food cart*

Created by: kertus

5/8/11 @ 4:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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My advise to Kertus was not to learn french here. Saying, I want to suck your tits, doesn't do you much good, rather learn to order lunch.
Don't fret over the lovely former model's English or French, it's become increasing difficult to tell when her posts contain anything of substance or if it's all just her way of poking fun. Though I've blasted my share of beggers, freeloaders, time wasters, and those who post VS material on the internet; regardless, it wasn't too polite anyway.

Could I learn ta order tits for lunch maybe? Will let Ophelias_Rue order maybe, prolly still get tits? (we should neva fret, think I mita worked out the angle )

Created by: ophelias_rue

5/8/11 @ 12:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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* stares across the table at Kertus.. just as Roxy and i LOVE it.. meat juices dripping from my chin as i maul a very rare steak with my sharp sharp little teeth.. the drips landing on my bare tits* "Crikey lovah.. i fink u'v gowt eht!"

*snarls at the perv staring across the booth from behind Kertus*

Created by: suggs

5/8/11 @ 1:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL! I agree. Not everyone here understands French. Maybe I should write my posts in Chinese. Let's keep it in English so everyone understands.

Have ye nae heard of an online translator laddie ? Try googling fer "Babel fish"

Created by: ophelias_rue

5/8/11 @ 1:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lol Suggs. my French isn't THAT bad.. BABEL? oh dear.. *gets out the grammer and vocab books*

Created by: suggs

5/8/11 @ 1:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lol Suggs. my French isn't THAT bad.. BABEL? oh dear.. *gets out the grammer and vocab books*

I was actually directing my comment at Mizzer not you. Vive la difference!!

The Babel Fish is a nod to Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy -- It's described as follows

"The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix. It is a universal translator which simultaneously translates from one spoken language to another. It takes the brainwaves of the other body and what they are thinking then transmits the thoughts to the speech centres of the host's brain, the speech heard by the ear decodes the brainwave matrix. When inserted into the ear, its nutrition processes convert unconscious sound waves into conscious brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species.

The book points out that the Babel fish could not possibly have developed naturally, and therefore both proves and disproves the existence of God: Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys. But this did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme for his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God. Meanwhile the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation"

Created by: ophelias_rue

5/8/11 @ 1:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*stares slackjawed in amazement* but.. but.. oh fugit.. *kisses Suggs* my fellah!!!

Created by: slvlasl-l

5/8/11 @ 2:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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and then there's understanding suggs. 3 typos in every post guaranteed :orglaugh

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