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Female Performer Chat: the blessing thread

Created by: Ariaxx

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i'm blessed each and every day.

i'm blessed to...

...wake to the sound of my little girls laughter
....even wake at all
...say i'll be tumor free come september!!!

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7/4/11 @ 6:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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i'm blessed each and every day.

i'm blessed to...

...wake to the sound of my little girls laughter
....even wake at all
...say i'll be tumor free come september!!!

Nice!

Sounds like you are going to give them hell!

Wishing you health, some wealth, and plenty of time with your fav girls.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/8/11 @ 2:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Emma twisted and turned, fretted and frothed. It was a good thing she had eaten a balanced breakfast that morning, for she had a long struggle before her.

Ride stayed with her the whole time. Hour after hour. He wiped her brow. He chafed her wrists. He did the mind meld, accompanied by a mini system resonating with Vulcan strings.

Her marriage prevented him from applying his powerful sex cure. But he used every other trick. Music. Massage. Suggestion. Motivational rants. Slapstick. Limbo.

He danced around her. He howled and yodelled. He spoon fed her. He did impressions. He switched languages.

And at all times the mechanical wonder whiiiiiiiiiiiirrrred and beeped....

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Then in came Dr. House. (better a Laurie if you lack a Lorre)

House: Looks like fun. What's she got?

Ride: (with a grin) Nothing exotic I'm afraid. Somebody swiped a bit of her brain.

House: Yeah I thought that might be it. You gave her the slug?

Ride: Nah... The roach. Mach 11.0. Was all the talk in Tortuga this year.

House: Sounds... want a rum? Every time someone says "Tortuga"...

Ride: Yeah get us both some. Then keep me company while I watch her.

And so it was that another pair of knowledgeable eyes came to rest upon Emma as she gyred and gimboled.

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7/11/11 @ 2:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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It used to be, it used to be...

that a brain cell...

once gone...

could never again be.

And what death lay in a drink,

a hard punch... or a tackle.

Lose enough and you lose yourself or... change.

But...

Imagine a device...

that broken synapses does splice.

Filled with your particulars.

Your soul... or your sensibility etched in germanium.

Running at a faster clock... tirelessly...

Friends... Neighbors... Colleagues... are you ready for Mach 11.0?

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7/11/11 @ 8:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lol mountie

Many quick stories
Many deep meanings therein
Quiet waters burn

(dead.roses.with.thorns) Ride

Aren't they pretty oh,
when dry and dark and hard stemmed?
Don't they catch the eye?

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7/12/11 @ 2:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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And while he waited for his rum Ride improvised a popurri so that Emma's sense of beauty might reawaken via her still slightly inflamed nasal passages.

Emma's nose, by the way, is one of the most precious on earth...

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7/12/11 @ 10:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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One of the most heartbreaking moments in opera... from the finale of act 1 of Snidely Antigone:

Snidely: Uday illway otentay etzjay... einemay ieblinglay. aaaaaaaaaahvay ahvay ahvay aaaahvay!!!

Antigone: Einnay! Einnay! ottGay ielfehay ichmay!

Snidely: Uday ollstsay ichmay agensay asday uday einemay uttermay einsay... undhay!!

Antigone: yockchaay, ieday 45:5ay!! (CRASH! rattle rattle)

Snidely: (sobbing) Asvay abehay yockivay achtmay? ottGay nimay immelhay! Asvay abehay yockivay achtmay?

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7/14/11 @ 10:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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May they who write in installments finish their stories...

May your creditors prove merciful...

May your dog never froth at the mouth...

May your cat never read "The Prince"...

May good fortune follow you all of your days...

May you find a rich, unbiased source for your news...

May dogma never creep into your views...

May your hull be mollusk free...

And may you not end like poor, hapless Antigone.

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7/14/11 @ 11:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I count my blessings daily. I often tell people it is better to count your blessings rather than your troubles. I am blessed for the gift of life and the people who are part of my life. Basically, I feel blessed just for waking up and being alive

and i love the poetry and stories in here. They are so deep and touched my heart ;) I read this thread often.

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Todd darling.. lesson one.. read the names of the forums BEFORE you decide to cruise them.. lesson TWO.. read the name of the thread before you post in it to make sure that you are not going afield and offtopic.. now.. darling.. the VIP forum is elsewhere.. it has the letters VIP hung on it's front door.. *hands Todd the ACME forum compass*

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and i love the poetry and stories in here. They are so deep and touched my heart ;) I read this thread often.

cool.

And have a good weekend.

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hey you try to discriminate me?i know this is straight forum lol hahah i m not what you think lady

)and I M RIGHT WITH WHAT I SAID..

Sorry Todd once again i find myself in the postion of trying to save you from yourself.. this is NOT 'straight forum' this is 'FEMALE PERFORMER Chat' forum (loving dropping articles in order to converse) and Todd as i've observed before.. i am no Lady.. no 'Lady' would be caught "speak with you" (ouuuu i do hope that one translates) and i'm sorry.. but what you said was a question that made little sense whatsoever so... hmmmm

I count my blessings every day that the world is filled with such a rich flora and fauna, all of which occassions laughter; from tiny bacterial life forms living in the dark by heated volcanic vents at 6 miles beneath the surface... to well. quite frankly.. the only semi understandable upright apes that live under the delusion of being "Masters of the Universe". LOL my darlings.. and remember *unfurls the banner* "STUPIDITY WITH ZEST!!!"

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7/15/11 @ 11:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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cool.

And have a good weekend.

Thank you

and you do the same ;)

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Sorry Todd once again i find myself in the postion of trying to save you from yourself.. this is NOT 'straight forum' this is 'FEMALE PERFORMER Chat' forum (loving dropping articles in order to converse) and Todd as i've observed before.. i am no Lady.. no 'Lady' would be caught "speak with you" (ouuuu i do hope that one translates) and i'm sorry.. but what you said was a question that made little sense whatsoever so... hmmmm

I count my blessings every day that the world is filled with such a rich flora and fauna, all of which occassions laughter; from tiny bacterial life forms living in the dark by heated volcanic vents at 6 miles beneath the surface... to well. quite frankly.. the only semi understandable upright apes that live under the delusion of being "Masters of the Universe". LOL my darlings.. and remember *unfurls the banner* "STUPIDITY WITH ZEST!!!"

I love your personality :D

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/22/11 @ 1:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Emma's enthralling eyes popped open...

Her radiant smile shone forth, filling all space...

She hopped up on her hindies...

Took each of them by their arms (spilling only a lttle rum)...

And gushed: Let's go see Shatner's ballet!!

House and Ride, with only a quick glance, and the subtlest of winks, each shot her full of sedatives...

And as she sunk back down into her battle again, gave a shout of "mid-course delerium" as their rum sloshing toast...

And each then did their own version of the lyrics of their favorite act of the Shatnerpiece, while the other danced the part...

And Emma could be seen to smile and heard to giggle even as she fought.

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