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Joke: A Man on the Beach
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Female Performer Chat: Joke: A Man on the Beach
Corrado Lane
Created by: Corrado Lane

9/18/11 @ 10:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Hey thank you grumpnose :) I really wanna improve my english hehe! And Jasmine... It was so fun to have you in my room! you are wonderful. I had a great time, so thank you you've made my room very alive and nice yesterday :) I can't wait to see you in your room darling!
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NotaryPublic
Created by: notarypublic

9/19/11 @ 6:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


OMG! This was way to funny...Notary you always make me crack up! Did you steal my cat's diary? lol.
Ohhh yeah and THANK YOU for the my birthday Joke, too funny..... KISSES and Hugs


Sorry Jasmine: I am holding your cat's diary for ransom; how does 100 credits sound?

Glad you liked your birthday joke and I hope you had amazing birthday with lots of gifts & love.

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NotaryPublic
Created by: notarypublic

9/25/11 @ 1:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

A new joke for my friend Jasmine Jayne while she is on the site and in private tonight.
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell:

10. It doesn't snow in Hell.

9. Everyone has heard of Hell.

8. It's more fun getting into Hell.

7. You can't fail out of Hell.

6. At least you can sleep in Hell.

5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.

4. Derp.

3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.

2. You know there are hot men in Hell.

1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to college.
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

10/28/11 @ 6:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

A man is sleeping next to his snoring wife
He puts a couple of aspirin in her mouth
she wakes up choking and asks her husband what did you do
he replies I put a couple of aspirin in your mouth
she says, why I don't have a headache
he says, that's exactly what I wanted to hear
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Jasmine Jayne
Created by: Jasmine Jayne

10/30/11 @ 6:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Pick Up Put Downs :evil :orglaugh :evil

GUY: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gal: Yeah, that's why I dont go there anymore.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Gal: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Gal: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gal: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gal: Do Not Enter.

Guy: Hey suger lips, I really know how to please a lady.
Gal: Then why aren't you leaving me alone?

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gal: Great! And do you think you could stay there?



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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

10/31/11 @ 12:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball
A: A man will look 20 minutes for a golf ball
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Doomsdae1
Created by: doomsdae1

4/4/12 @ 12:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Gilbert, AZ
Posts: 7

Glad to have Jasmine back. Such a naughty one she is. And oh, yes :hitit
Just saying
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Sydney Jordan
Created by: Sydney Jordan

4/4/12 @ 1:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

My friend shared this joke with me and i couldn't stop laughing....Hope this makes u laugh :winkwink

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."




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Anna Ryan
Created by: Anna Ryan

9/18/12 @ 1:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Thank you Jasmine for sharing that great joke. It was funny , it got me and my bf laughing so hard. We loved it. :bowdown
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