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Created by: Brintney James

6/17/09 @ 6:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Dirty pellican : sex on the beach.. missionary. no blanket. just before you get off, pull ou real quick. stick your dick (pellicn)in the sand an jam it back in. thus no scratchies for you... but a dirty surprise for the lady your brought.

am i not alloud to mention a pink stocking then?

ever notice these are alll man based... meaning the female gets the shitty end of the deal. some angry guys out there?...lol

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Created by: lydiaxxx

7/22/09 @ 2:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: London
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my fave is the "rodeo" while banging doggystyle the guy leans forward and whispers "I have AIDS" and tries to hold on for the next 8 seconds!!!

Haha brilliant

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Created by: Christina Cain

7/22/09 @ 2:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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HaHaHa These are way too funny!!!! I was looking forward to add a few but they're all here. Granted a few name changes...I love this...hopefully people it will keep adding more. I belted out laughing in Dunn Bros.......people are looking at me like im nuts... hahaha

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Created by: Kate Fox

7/22/09 @ 2:15pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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ROFLMFAO..... holy cow.... I'm gonna share these with my boys tonight- too effin' funnnneeeeee!!
:orglaugh

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Created by: treno999

7/22/09 @ 4:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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so i'm in saphira's room earlier (again, sorry kimee) and the topic of what the spiderman sex move was came up, so i wanted to create a thread for all those creative sex "moves' out there. i'll start, but add more if you have em!!

"Creative sex moves" sound like stuff you would find in the kama sutra. Most of the ones I've read here are just elaborate ways to blow your spunk on a girl. It's funny stuff to read, but it scares me to think about what a girl would do after I used one of these maneuvers.

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Created by: Brintney James

7/22/09 @ 5:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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i can think of a few ball altering manuvers a woman would use if any of these whre actualy done. well at least most... lmao

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Created by: gdiddy

7/22/09 @ 6:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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i like to think of them as "moves you do to the ex you hate when she calls you drunk in the middle of the night for a screw"!

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Created by: Karlyn

7/25/09 @ 3:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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so i'm in saphira's room earlier (again, sorry kimee) and the topic of what the spiderman sex move was came up, so i wanted to create a thread for all those creative sex "moves' out there. i'll start, but add more if you have em!!
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NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!
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spiderman - while banging a girl doggy style you pull out right before you cum and finish in your hand. when she turns around you sling it in her face and yell "GO WEB GO!!"
houdini - just before you cum in doggy style you spit on her back so she thinks you've cum and when she turns around you finish in her face
pirate - when getting a BJ when you are about to blow your load, pull out of her mouth and shoot it in one her eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate
zombie - a variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms in front as if a zombie
donkey punch - when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the girl in the back of the head so her anus tightens making the orgasm all that more better - for you of course!
:orglaugh

LOL

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Created by: gdiddy

8/25/09 @ 6:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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alabama slammer - getting fucked in prison by your cousin

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Created by: Brintney James

8/25/09 @ 6:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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fukk fukk fukkk, that last one caught me of gaurd i laughed and spit water out my nose.... omg

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Created by: Kate Fox

8/25/09 @ 6:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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fukk fukk fukkk, that last one caught me of gaurd i laughed and spit water out my nose.... omg

ANd THAT made ME spit kool-aid all over myself and my keyboard! LMFAO :orglaugh

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Created by: hfactor_

8/25/09 @ 6:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
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a blumpkin:

gettn a hummer while dropping a deuce

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Created by: gdiddy

8/26/09 @ 3:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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fukk fukk fukkk, that last one caught me of gaurd i laughed and spit water out my nose.... omg

best part is i made that one up completely on my own! :thumbsup

for diddy! lol

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Created by: gdiddy

10/16/09 @ 3:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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bump for comic relief

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Created by: g-mann

4/8/10 @ 5:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: d9itl8r

4/8/10 @ 5:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
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Just a little funny term for anal sex I call it the "Hoop de jour" :orglaugh

Gotta love anal, and that beautiful little tight HOOP ! :thumbsup

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Created by: gdiddy

1/30/11 @ 4:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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thought it'd be nice to revive a 'blast from the past'!

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Created by: suggs

1/30/11 @ 4:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Fonz -- when getting a blow job and you cum you put ys yhumbs up and say

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'Heyyyyyyy' :thumbsup

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Created by: rebel1068

1/30/11 @ 4:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Fantasyland
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The three types of orgasms that women have:

1) The Positive: "OH YES OH OH YESSSS!"

2) The Religious: "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!"

3) The Fake: "OH REBEL OH REBEL OH REBEL YOU"RE THE BEST"

All of these were so funny!

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Created by: Lacy Midnight

1/30/11 @ 5:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Bahahaha gotta love some of these funny slang words. And I do agree urban dictionary is a great place for all of these :orglaugh

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