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Female Performer Chat: My Vast Horde May Collapse Into a New Black Hole

Created by: co_do_certa

7/8/12 @ 2:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Oh there was a time when some clever vixen would have parted it from me, early on, before it has overflowed not just one vault but ten. She would have used those wiles from yesteryear to make sure that her competitors' efforts, working hard for a foul master, would pass easily to her own account.

This whole scenario reminds me of a certain quote that is more apropo here than in the "quotes" thread.

"Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn."
~Hesiod

Be vigilant! :orglaugh

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7/8/12 @ 2:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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This whole scenario reminds me of a certain quote that is more apropo here than in the "quotes" thread.

"Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn."
~Hesiod

Be vigilant! :orglaugh

just make sure to keep that barn door closed in public...

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Created by: co_do_certa

7/8/12 @ 2:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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just make sure to keep that barn door closed in public...

*Hammers last nail to seal the barn door and affixes a steel bar across the back of it.*

Huh? I was in the middle of something. What did you say?

:orglaugh

THIS barn is secure... but I'm not sure about "his". :winkwink

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/8/12 @ 4:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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You are asking her to call you, "Don Dudley"... and if Brandi obeys, you should consider yourself lucky that she's humoring your petty, mortal request...

they give a mere illusion of power with no real substance... akin to Cinderella's pumpkin

You are too late. She is now a member of d'familia DoRide. Once my brand is upon your soul, you are forever mine.

Within your words I sense a craving to experience the majesty and power... I foresee that it will be so...

Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/8/12 @ 4:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Silly quote. What woman wants a barn? She'd much prefer the farm house and make you sleep in the barn.

I can see my teachings have fallen upon deaf ears.

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Created by: co_do_certa

7/9/12 @ 4:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Silly quote. What woman wants a barn? She'd much prefer the farm house and make you sleep in the barn.

I can see my teachings have fallen upon deaf ears.

My dear pecksniffian pedant, you're tilting at windmills. :winkwink

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7/9/12 @ 7:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I can see my teachings have fallen upon deaf ears.

'We are always in are own company.' How befitting.
It's a growing anxiety as you wonder what they're doing with the knowledge you so willingly imparted on them. Occasionally a brief, joyous feeling fills the void, but then it is brought down hard by cold facts and cruel reality. It sits in the pit of your stomach like a growing steal ball as you realize you placed so much trust into the betrayer.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/9/12 @ 11:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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'We are always in are own company.' How befitting.
It's a growing anxiety as you wonder what they're doing with the knowledge you so willingly imparted on them. Occasionally a brief, joyous feeling fills the void, but then it is brought down hard by cold facts and cruel reality. It sits in the pit of your stomach like a growing steal ball as you realize you placed so much trust into the betrayer.

* temples his fingers and raises one eyebrow knowingly *

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/9/12 @ 11:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*wonders how many credits Brad exchanges for Hesiod's goats*

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/10/12 @ 3:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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My dear pecksniffian pedant, you're tilting at windmills. :winkwink

In this wondrous Age every bung hole contains a Dicken's tongue...

Lord how I wish it'd contain his consciousness instead.

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Created by: Brandi Williams

7/10/12 @ 3:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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You are too late. She is now a member of d'familia DoRide. Once my brand is upon your soul, you are forever mine.

Within your words I sense a craving to experience the majesty and power... I foresee that it will be so...

Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I was wondering what that strange new burning and itching was...... :party

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/10/12 @ 3:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I was wondering what that strange new burning and itching was...... :party

lol gotta be the brand. Your SOUL is burning and itching right? Not... well never mind.

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7/10/12 @ 5:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lol gotta be the brand. Your SOUL is burning and itching right? Not... well never mind.

damn it Dudley; I warned you about your hygiene!

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Created by: co_do_certa

7/10/12 @ 11:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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In this wondrous Age every bung hole contains a Dicken's tongue...

Lord how I wish it'd contain his consciousness instead.

Ah, 'tis the Age of Pre-Singularity; wondrous indeed.

Charles' consciousness was 'bleak' and 'twisted', and his 'expectations' were slightly less than 'great'.

Coincidently, being that "dickens" is also a euphemism for "devil", I was about to bend over and exorcise my "barrel"... but then had an epiphany and decided to do the diametric opposite instead; conjure up the dickens.

*begins ritual inside freshly painted circle*

I hope forked tongues tickle.

*squirms with longing anticipation*

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/11/12 @ 2:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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mmmmm all this talk of power, devils and bung holes has made me kind of hot under the collar.

So many hot images flashing before my feverish eyes.

I see a brunette with a rich forest of hair and an ass to die for...

With breasts beyond belief...

And a hot kitty gaping invitingly...

With full lips parted and backward gaze, with eyes bright and beckoning.

This is one strip that no pilot could overshoot...

No instruments required...

It is transference, son, just transference. Man's mind was made to focus on what he needs and to shut out the noise of distracting influences.

I think I will retire early and dream of yesteryear. When a temptress stalked the earth...

That no red blooded man could deny.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/11/12 @ 10:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*suddenly seized by an humor* Dearest Dudley ... i seriously think you should consider opening another thread titled "My Vast Bung Hole May Collapse Into A New Black Hole"

*runs like all hell is gonna burst into existence*

Which bung hole? Or should I ask? A man possesses some directly and some through mastery.

No, I am much more likely to open "July 11 2012: The DoRidian Cock Becomes Self Aware" than some imprecise warning regarding some divot in our existence.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/11/12 @ 12:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Fok ... Dudley! You are in possession of a rooster?

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Created by: carousel

7/11/12 @ 8:39pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Damn do_ride, you disappoint us

It was Hesiod (Epic Greek Poet) who also said:
Acquisition means life to miserable mortals.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/11/12 @ 11:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Fok ... Dudley! You are in possession of a rooster?

He's called............ the........ MONOLITH!!!!

(bum... bahuuummmmmm BEEEEEEEEEEEEBUUUUUUMMMMMMMM)

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