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Female Performer Chat: The NO Thread

Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/16/12 @ 2:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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(strum STRUM strummie strummie strum strum STRUM strummie strum strum)

This here's a song... 'bout Betty Joe...

Was gonna say she's my girl... but it just ain't so...

No no noooooooooooooooo.

Betty ain't nobody's girl...

Not Fred Nobody's nooooooooo

Nor his brother Jake's beau whoa whoa whoooooooaaaaaaa.

Noooooooo Beeeeetty aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiin't anybody's ho...

(strum strummie STRUM strum strum strum strummie strummie )

Beeeeeeeettty... ain't.... no no no noooooooooooooo

Waaaaayal one day Betty's drinking joe...

Down where the crick just can't flow...

Because there's a wreck in the water and oh no no no...

And Betty will never be Sam's girl ... no Betty will never be Sam's girl...

(strum strum strummie strummie strumiie strum d'strum STRUMMIE STRUMMIE STRUMMIE)

That's how life goes... That's what life is... when you're drinking joe...

you'll probably see your love set up his final tow....

That's right... That's how it will always be... Drink quick, drink deep...

Snap out of your reverie... and be somebody's girl... Not Sam's but be somebody's girl... You know...

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Created by: Christi Constant

9/17/12 @ 1:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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"Ain't NO rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
I've got bills to pay,
I've got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back
Though I know I wish I could.
Oh NO there ain't NO rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good."

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/17/12 @ 10:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"
Oh NO there ain't NO rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good."

's truth...

Only shade is 6 feet under...

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/17/12 @ 10:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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oh No(!), ....._..... , here we go again....

That's what we call neeeeeegative energy heeayarh.... juuuuuuuuust neeeeeegative energy.

:orglaugh

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/17/12 @ 11:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Dillan's Grove XXII THE NEGATION

My premiss and my supplement

In Dillan's Grove did adjoint.

I transposed them both

And they did partition,

Full metered and in rhyme.

But when my complement

Raised his hackles and

Tumbled to the fray

All was anti-particle

And in strangeness bathed.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/19/12 @ 12:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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James: No!

Dr. No: Present.

James: hmmm yes I see.

Dr. No: Now if you will direct your attention to ...

James: Doctor!

Dr. No: Here! ... this shark tank. You will find it...

James: Yo Noesy!

Dr. No: Yes? Oh fuck! Fuck you Bond! You will die slow now! Right now!

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Created by: Christy Peach

9/19/12 @ 1:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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'cause NObody loves me...
.......... it's true...
.......................................no...............................
...not like yoooouu Du...

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Created by: grumpnose

9/19/12 @ 11:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
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NObody knows the troubles I've seen.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/19/12 @ 11:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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NObody knows the troubles I've seen.

lol dammit ... beat me to it! heh heh

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/19/12 @ 11:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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NO we have no baaaaaaananas we have no bananas tooooooday

We have dildos, and vibrators, and whipped cream, and nipple clamps,

But we simply have no bananaaaaaaaaaaas tooooooday!

We have oil, and blow up dolls, and fishnets, and spandex,

We have white hose, and tan hose, bright hose, and butt plugs...

But we have no banaaanaaaaaaass toooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaay!

We have feathers, and ticklers, and cock rings, and nose hairs....

We have spiders, and gerbils, and lizards, and au pairs...

We have soda staws, menthols, watch springs and therm-alls

We have pennies, and ice cubes, and gold fish, and earrings

We have false nails, eyebrows, and those push up things

But we have nooooooooo bananaaaaaaaaanaaaaas in stock!

But we have stocks in stock believe me.

And horse whips, and saddles, and box springs...

And corkscrews, and light sabers, and v - slings

And satin, and silk, and soft lacy things....

But we have no baaaanaaaaaaaanaaaaaaa my friends!

I mean we are loaded with lollipops...

Covered with chocolates...

Immersed in lotions, emolients, perfumes and fumes...

We are coverd and carressed by ever thread of every kind of the loom...

We have sweet, we have sour, we have every temperature and glaze

In fact here you can find every old and every new craze...

But , and this cannot be repeated enough, No No we have No banaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaas

I mean keine, nichts, the empty set, the great empty, a void, of baaaaaaaaanans ...

Truth be told we even have sheep, who baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

But by the stars and the sky we simply have absolutely 0 banannas for any price ... at all....

no bananas even plantains we gots in every orifice ...

But no slippery peeled bananna to be found in all this eternity here in this place at all right now!!!!!!

Today!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/19/12 @ 11:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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'cause NObody loves me...
.......... it's true...
.......................................no...............................
...not like yoooouu Du...

mmmmmmmmmmmm once again ze sexy wuhunnn tempts ah ze gods.....

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Created by: alberich

9/20/12 @ 7:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
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NObody knows the troubles I've seen.

But I said NO, NO, NO, NO-NO-NO
I said NO, NO, you're NOt the one for me
NO, NO, NO, NO-NO-NO
I said NO, NO, you're NOt the one for me

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/20/12 @ 6:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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But I said NO, NO, NO, NO-NO-NO
I said NO, NO, you're NOt the one for me
NO, NO, NO, NO-NO-NO
I said NO, NO, you're NOt the one for me

Aww Alberich (sitll miss that damn awesome forum icon you had) i just kNOw someone will work it in just the right way for ya.

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Created by: Christy Peach

9/20/12 @ 7:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do
Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do
Nobody can do (Philly) like I do

Well, don't you know
I'm gonna skate right through
Ain't nobody do it but me
Nobody but me (nobody but me)

Yeah, I'm gonna spin, I do
Ain't nobody do it but me, babe
(Nobody but me)
Well, let me tell you nobody
Nobody but me

Let me tell you, nobody

(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody)

---Instrumental Interlude---

No-no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do
Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do
Nobody can do (Philly) like I do

Ooooooh, yeah

Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody

(this song has been stuck in my head for days... Your turn!)

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/23/12 @ 12:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
...

Nobody, nobody

(this song has been stuck in my head for days... Your turn!)

NObody but (you) my (clever.cute.one) (kiss)

*wonders if a 4th try with someone might just work*
(bitch.slaps) (self)

ahhhhhhhh right ... back to the foking thread's mission

*the soft voice whispers in my ear ... "NObody loves you"...*

http://youtu.be/Ydcc7VMjU7I

(shouts) and NO betches I'm not a (brandi.in.a.can)!

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Created by: Christy Peach

9/23/12 @ 3:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/23/12 @ 5:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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***lounges across piano wearing sparkling, floor length, curve hugging, evening gown***

...And NObohdy doez eet baetterrr...
zoe szome timesz I weesh szome one coood
NObohdy doez eet quite zeh whay yoe doe
Why d'yoe ahff thtoo beh szo goood?...

Finally, after all these years, the first Ride girl.

See and mine have more style. Hanging out on piano tops not in thsse seedy casinos or public beaches.

All we need is her breathless intro: Hi I'm .........

And then we get to find out if she is pure evil or pure good....

Noooooooooooo telling.... Nooooooope!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/24/12 @ 3:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...

How do you like it? bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa!!!!!!!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/24/12 @ 10:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Eye never sleeps...

No part of the land is free.

Think of something you like or want to do...

Feel the Evil One impose his ever lasting NO!!!!

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Created by: Christy Peach

9/24/12 @ 3:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Feel the Evil One impose his ever lasting NO!!!!

"...I need some love to start the show,
But ask just once and God says NO...
...It's good to be bad
It's the best time you'll ever have
What the hell is this ultra-sad?
Pray for your cool and work on that ass, yes
You learn too much, you'll never know
Just start to laugh and God says NO"

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