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Created by: kertze

11/8/12 @ 4:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons dissolved due ta the fukkin' total lack of interest ... kaaaaaduuunk! *door closes*

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/8/12 @ 4:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons dissolved due ta the fukkin' total lack of interest ... kaaaaaduuunk! *door closes*

*mops the splooge off of the floor, closets the bucket and masturbatorially abused mop (ha'tes that emote), flips off the lights, locks the door behind me*

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Created by: kertze

11/8/12 @ 6:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*mops the splooge off of the floor, closets the bucket and masturbatorially abused mop (ha'tes that emote), flips off the lights, locks the door behind me*

thanks AFP coulda sworn i mopped up my own splooge before i left, prolly did a boy job of it.

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Created by: dan_in_florida

11/9/12 @ 4:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
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Normally I would take the advice of the late, great Groucho Marx and never join any club that would stoop so low as to have me as a member, but in this case I'll make an exception. I'm in :thumbsup

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/9/12 @ 6:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Normally I would take the advice of the late, great Groucho Marx and never join any club that would stoop so low as to have me as a member, but in this case I'll make an exception. I'm in :thumbsup

*returns to put the dried mop and bucket away* *switches on the overheads and finds Dan sitting alone in a single folding chair in the middle of the large vacant hall*

"Hi Dan, how are ya?" "Oh hi doll, good thanks." "Anything I can get for ya Dan?" "Nah, I'm all good here." "Okay, I'm just gonna take care of some stuff." "Okay." *fetches the mop and bucket and puts them in the broom closet* "Okay Dan it's been nice seeing ya!" "Here to Manda, you have a good evening!" "You to Dan!" *switches off the overheads* *walks out and closes the door* *hears Dan happily whistling the theme song from 'The High and the Mighty' from behind as I wander down the stairway*

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Created by: .jeffie.

11/9/12 @ 7:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane, Australia

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* wonders if Dan In Florida will comprehend Amanda Fucking Palmer's subtle humor *

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Created by: kertze

11/10/12 @ 6:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...if u gotta weak pulse ur welcome!! We r issuing lite weight plastic swords an shields.

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Created by: .jeffie.

11/10/12 @ 7:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Welcome to what? The Dissolved League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons?

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Created by: kertze

11/10/12 @ 8:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Welcome to what? The Dissolved League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons?

Yup, easier to digest ...

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Created by: grumpnose

11/10/12 @ 10:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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That was very unreasonable

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Created by: .jeffie.

11/10/12 @ 10:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Kertze, can you unscramble an egg for me please

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Created by: mikeshot1

11/11/12 @ 12:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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today i saw a nasty pesky man (i think it was a man) give a most patient an' luvly model a nasty pesky time. Models seem ta have ta put up with heaps of kaka (pronounced kaaakaaa) from silly an' ignorant chaps .... i say NO MORE!

From now on the The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons will take a joint stand against such retards with kind words of encouragement ta 'go 4th an' multiply'. when these swine realise that most of us r of the Honourable & Reasonable Persons League and that their kaka (pronounced kaaakaaa) behaviour is not wanted they will all pisss off to the nasty site where they will all b welcomed.

So far The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons, consists of me and ummmmmmmm .... yeah so far me ... I would like ya all ta join so that we can ir_addy_kate the site of these nasty pesky chaps ...

so raise wat eva limb ya like an' say after me .... I (then wat eva ur name is) do swear not ta stand by and watch nasty pesky chaps abuse the privilege of been in the same room as me by been nasty to, either fellow Honourable & Reasonable Persons or the wunderful model who kindly entertains us in FREE chat! .... so help me (followed by wat eva deity u believe in)!

The The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons is open ta every kind of person including ... well everyone ...

Tut's Sighs, I go away for a couple of weeks and all hell kicks off!

Original idea, actually shamefully dismissed, by otherwise honourable and reasonable (but modest) persons. I actually like the idea, however I would propose the honourable members be nominated, and accepted, which looks like I have a problem!

May I request enrolment to such a cause, albeit temporarily redundant?

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Created by: kertze

11/11/12 @ 4:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Tut's Sighs, I go away for a couple of weeks and all hell kicks off!

Original idea, actually shamefully dismissed, by otherwise honourable and reasonable (but modest) persons. I actually like the idea, however I would propose the honourable members be nominated, and accepted, which looks like I have a problem!

May I request enrolment to such a cause, albeit temporarily redundant?

..nominated, proposed, seconded, accepted ... grab ur gear ...

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Created by: mikeshot1

11/11/12 @ 4:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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..nominated, proposed, seconded, accepted ... grab ur gear ...

Hang on, the oath... says out loud! so help me "the greatest power in existence"

Picks up the "gear ready for battle" :thumbsup

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Created by: kertze

11/11/12 @ 7:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hang on, the oath... says out loud! so help me "the greatest power in existence"

Picks up the "gear ready for battle" :thumbsup

The Dissolved League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons chokes and splutterz inta life ... beware swine we r uummmmmm ... five?

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Created by: kertze

11/11/12 @ 8:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Kertze, can you unscramble an egg for me please

... could but choose ta leave it scrambled ... jus' the way u like it Jeffie! :thumbsup

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Created by: .jeffie.

11/11/12 @ 8:20pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane, Australia

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The Dissolved League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons chokes and splutterz inta life ... beware swine we r uummmmmm ... five?

Make that uummmmmm ... six

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Created by: kertze

11/11/12 @ 8:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Make that uummmmmm ... six

... six ...YES! six of the best! ...soon we will b able ta take distress calls, flood the room with The Dissolved League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons an' flush out the nasties!

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Created by: paperpunch09

11/11/12 @ 8:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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(Does my best Count von Count impression) Seven. Seven bats in the belfry....oops I mean seven members of The Dissolved League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons.

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Created by: kertze

11/11/12 @ 9:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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1..2..3..4..5..6..7 ... Yup Count von Count that makes 7! ....on FIRE!!

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