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Created by: Anais Sun

1/6/13 @ 8:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Your add should start like this,maybe it will be more successful :

"I am bald, ugly, toothless, fat, homeless, poor, unfaithful, dumb, evil and I stink as I don't shower. I am looking for a woman who knows how to iron, clean up after me, pay my bills as I don't want to work and cook when I am hungry." :thumbsup

or :

"Hi, my name is Butterfly. I am extremely feminine (but not gay,neither TS), with all the refined sensuality and the charm it needs to be a perfect man, to please a woman,preferably a Mutant Senpai." :helpme

or :

"Hello! I'm XXX, 100 years old, independent , a black haired hottie with mesmerizing dark eyes and I'm hoping to make our time together a memorable one. I'm sexy,extremely open-minded, experienced,hairless,fun and outgoing as l am bored most of my time, available for none of you !" :hitit

youtube.com/watch?v=d5K9ib-jMf8

Cheers ! :drinkup

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youtube.com/watch?v=d5K9ib-jMf8

Cheers ! :drinkup

LMFTO!!!!!!!!!

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Created by: kertze

1/6/13 @ 4:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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youtube.com/watch?v=d5K9ib-jMf8

Cheers ! :drinkup

LOL ... funny!! .... seems u know how ta string an ad tagether bet ur room is packed ta the rafters, god imagine ur bio!! .... oh god jus' had a look (suggestion if i may ... less pictures maybe?) anyways lets run with ur top ad ...

"I am bald, ugly, toothless, fat, homeless, poor, unfaithful, dumb, evil and I stink as I don't shower. I am looking for a woman who knows how to iron, clean up after me, pay my bills as I don't want to work and cook when I am hungry." :thumbsup

... seems u been doin' a lotta c2c huh?? I know this is gonna get results! thanks!

:bowdown

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Created by: kertze

1/6/13 @ 4:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LMFTO!!!!!!!!!

...keep it down Mandy ...

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Created by: Anais Sun

1/6/13 @ 5:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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... seems u been doin' a lotta c2c huh?? I know this is gonna get results! thanks!

:bowdown

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/6/13 @ 6:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: kertze

1/6/13 @ 7:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."- Oscar Wilde

P.S. I prrreferrr intense rrresearrrch of an individual ,take a bow (Kerrrtze) ! Beggarrrs can't be choosen .

youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=8iDr6Ew0cSY&NR=1
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yes yes well as WONDERFUL as it all may be I'd suggest u do a lil more intense research mizzy. Quotin' MR OSCAR WILDE (God why quote a male?!) and dredging up sum lame ass Youtube clips (the latest remedy for 'i have no fukkin' clue but this should make me look a whole lot smarter) do not constitute 'intense rrresearrrch of an individual', i assure u i have no good resolutions (btw Oscar Wilde lived in an era when banks had the $$$ to cash a cheque) and as for beggin', lol well that shows jus' how lil u know ... wow and u seemed so nice in person ...ouch!

Mandy (the cleverest lady I know/knew (i thought)) for my edification and delight could u b a sport an' point out the WONDERFUL bits ... seems i mighta missed them? :helpme

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Created by: Anais Sun

1/7/13 @ 5:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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yes yes well as WONDERFUL as it all may be I'd suggest u do a lil more intense research mizzy. Quotin' MR OSCAR WILDE (God why quote a male?!) and dredging up sum lame ass Youtube clips (the latest remedy for 'i have no fukkin' clue but this should make me look a whole lot smarter) do not constitute 'intense rrresearrrch of an individual', i assure u i have no good resolutions (btw Oscar Wilde lived in an era when banks had the $$$ to cash a cheque) and as for beggin', lol well that shows jus' how lil u know ... wow and u seemed so nice in person ...ouch!

Mandy (the cleverest lady I know/knew (i thought)) for my edification and delight could u b a sport an' point out the WONDERFUL bits ... seems i mighta missed them? :helpme

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

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*puff*

ah you know.. a dog once broke my heart...

She had a sister too you know... But she wasn't metro either.

Yeah... Like that...

But she was also very hairy. And a panter.

She'd always get these bits of clay caught between her nails and was an absolute devil for static electricity...

Hmmmmmmmmmm yes. That's how it always is with families.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/7/13 @ 11:23am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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P.S. Mandy please bring some tissues.

LOL *hmm @ you requiring a tissue* new lipstick?

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Created by: Anais Sun

1/7/13 @ 1:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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lol Fok Julie Naaiers bitches ... watch THIS story lmfto ... bahahahahaha and no it's NOT di'e antwoord ...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5439990/girlfriend-doesnt-realize-boyfriend-is-on-vacatio n

**REMOVED BY ADMINISTRATOR AGAIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE**

Dear JD,

I won't block you or delete you. I am keeping you there so you're able to see how happy l am now without you.

Em aka THE ADMINISTRATOR,FOR FUCK'S SAKE !

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Created by: kertze

1/7/13 @ 2:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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She had a sister too you know... But she wasn't metro either.

Yeah... Like that...

But she was also very hairy. And a panter.

She'd always get these bits of clay caught between her nails and was an absolute devil for static electricity...

Hmmmmmmmmmm yes. That's how it always is with families.

Cave dwellers, clay between the teeth is a dead giveaway ... Jahheeezuz I shoulda known!!

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Created by: kertze

1/7/13 @ 2:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Brings tears to the eye,thank you for your concern,very touching indeed ! Optical illusion can play tricks and that shows jus' how lil you know about me.

Gioco di mano ,baby !

P.S. Mandy please bring some tissues.

Concern?? Only concern I have is that wat u got might spread. LOL optical illusions naah I don't think so ... Here have a tissue an' wipe those eyes.

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Created by: mikeshot1

1/7/13 @ 3:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Jus wonderin .... WTF ?

I really have lost the plot

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Created by: kertze

1/7/13 @ 4:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Jus wonderin .... WTF ?

I really have lost the plot

sorry Mike ... small deviation due ta minor bump in road ... hate been told how ta write ads.

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Created by: Anais Sun

1/7/13 @ 5:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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sorry Mike ... small deviation due ta minor bump in road ... hate been told how ta write ads.

I was never Telling you how to write your ad just made some humor of the topic. Take a joke man no need to be an internet tough guy here IF you do not want criticism or parody then don't post . this quote comes to my mind

"Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing" - Aristotle

in other words if you don't want to hear it don't post in a public forum other people will reply and some may make jokes. or Reply funny thing that there is a reply button and it lets me display my opinion.

@mike I think we drifted off course I think I lost the plot as well

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Created by: kertze

1/7/13 @ 6:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I was never Telling you how to write your ad just made some humor of the topic. Take a joke man no need to be an internet tough guy here IF you do not want criticism or parody then don't post . this quote comes to my mind

"Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing" - Aristotle

in other words if you don't want to hear it don't post in a public forum other people will reply and some may make jokes. or Reply funny thing that there is a reply button and it lets me display my opinion.

@mike I think we drifted off course I think I lost the plot as well

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Oh god Aristotle, who can argue that one! ... and now you wanna offer me sum words of wisdom ... pleeease I've been around here long enough not to need it ... we must have a cultural difference in the humor department me thinks ... LOL Internet tough guy wtf is that? Lets beg to differ and leave it at that.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/7/13 @ 7:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Oh god Aristotle, who can argue that one! ... and now you wanna offer me sum words of wisdom ... pleeease I've been around here long enough not to need it ... we must have a cultural difference in the humor department me thinks ... LOL Internet tough guy wtf is that? Lets beg to differ and leave it at that.

Kert meet my sister ... Anais this is Kert whose twin brother i slaughtered in a rocket and IED explosion along the coast of Italy a while back ... now ... you two take your marks and remember ... no rules, no prisoners ... i'll be smoking a cigarette out in the imaginary gravel parking lot.

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Created by: kertze

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Kert meet my sister ... Anais this is Kert whose twin brother i slaughtered in a rocket and IED explosion along the coast of Italy a while back ... now ... you two take your marks and remember ... no rules, no prisoners ... i'll be smoking a cigarette out in the imaginary gravel parking lot.

LOL ... Sister?? Nooooo say half sister, no say 1/8 sister pleeease!! Give me a drag on that ciggy b4 we start. Don't sweat the twin ur aiming always did suk.

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