Every morning Luigi was on the same street corner in town with his cart, selling fresh fruits and vegetables.
All the neighborhood ladies would line up to get whatever they needed from his supply of his freshly picked goods.
The first customer of the day stepped up and said, "I need some fresh strawberries," to which Luigi sadly replied, "Ima sorry...we no hava strawberries today." Come a back a tomorrow, and I have a you strawberries."
The lady walked away and others stepped up in the line got their produce.
Soon however, the same lady was back at the front of the line once more, where she asked Luigi, "Can I get some fresh strawberries?"
Luigi scratched his head, and replied, "Excusa lady, but didn't you aska me before for some a strawvberries? I must a tella you, I'm a sorry, but we have a NO strawberries today. You come a back a tomorrow, and Ima have a you strawberries."
So, again the lady walked away.
But a little while later the same lady was back at the front of the line once more and asked, "Excuse me, Luigi, but I need some strawberries today."
Luigi could not believe this lady was back asking for the same thing once again, but since the customer is always right, he decided on a different approach.
"Look a lady," he said. "If a you take a the blue out of a blue berries, whatta do you got?"
and she replied, "berries?"
"That's a right," said Luigi. "And if a you take a the rasp out of a raspberries, whatta do you got?"
Once more she replies, "berries?"
"That's a right," he answered. "And if a you take a the fuck out of strawberries, whatta do you got?"
Puzzled, the lady looked at him, and said, "There ain't no fuck in strawberries."
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"Thats a right," said Luigi, "THERE AIN'T NO FUCKIN STRAWBERRIES!"


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Luigi & Virginia's Honeymoon
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new
bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood
barbershop to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi. How was'a da treep?"
Luigi said, "Ever'thing was'a perfect except for da train'a
ride down."
"What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we board'a da train at Grand Central'a Station. My
beautiful'a Virginia had packed a big'a basket a food with
vino and cigars for'a me, and'a we were looking 'aforward to
da trip. All was OK until we got'a hungry and opened up'a da
lunch'a basket.
"The conductor came by, wagged his'a finger at us and'a say,
'No eat in dese'a car. Must'a use'a dining car.'
"So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat
a big'a lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino. Conductor
come again, wag his'a finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a
car. Must'a use'a club'a car.'
"So we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to
light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger
again and say, 'No smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker
car.'
"We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my
beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed.
We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he come'a
through car yelling, 'NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA!'"



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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!!" Quote

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!!"



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