Ami was seen at the Peach Pit with "B" having a burger and shake


given the choice, Teddy DID choose B over me.. I figure I could use all the expert advise on charisma and 'it' factor I can get. B ate surprisingly little, evidently he stops in such places a number of times each day. He's like a presidential candidate, making a point to be seen at the best restaurants and trendiest burger joints, but really peckish beyond the first photo-op bite. I did pick up a few tips, having been deep-fried and saturated in B's suaveness...

1. Never hold the shake with your whole hand, you never know when you'll need a free pinkie or ring finger to make a half-hearted handshake with dozens of swooning fans. And if you hold your shake from the top a la "the claw", you're always in a position to pop off the lid, throw 32 ounces of sugary slush at an opponent, and use your free fingers for ninja-like death blows. Which happens about once every 8,5 months in B's world.

2. Always make a point to flirt with your waitress. But don't just flirt, as B puts it, it's a boy's game played on street corners before their mothers call them in. Exude confidence and win your waitress. Immediately flag her and ask her to send your burger back. Lean to her and look her in the eyes. Tell her that having seen something so much better not on the menu, you hunger for something more.

3. Never be caught with food in your beard. With onlookers and so many interested women fumbling to reach for the camera phones to capture a picture of you, you can't be seen with any bits in your mane. Plus the spy satellite focused on you since 1996 would love nothing better than to get that picture out to the press. Granted I have no beard but it's sound advice. And maybe there's some satellite was focused on me during my 12 minutes of infamy having lunch with B. Quote

given the choice, Teddy DID choose B over me.. I figure I could use all the expert advise on charisma and 'it' factor I can get. B ate surprisingly little, evidently he stops in such places a number of times each day. He's like a presidential candidate, making a point to be seen at the best restaurants and trendiest burger joints, but really peckish beyond the first photo-op bite. I did pick up a few tips, having been deep-fried and saturated in B's suaveness...
1. Never hold the shake with your whole hand, you never know when you'll need a free pinkie or ring finger to make a half-hearted handshake with dozens of swooning fans. And if you hold your shake from the top a la "the claw", you're always in a position to pop off the lid, throw 32 ounces of sugary slush at an opponent, and use your free fingers for ninja-like death blows. Which happens about once every 8,5 months in B's world.
2. Always make a point to flirt with your waitress. But don't just flirt, as B puts it, it's a boy's game played on street corners before their mothers call them in. Exude confidence and win your waitress. Immediately flag her and ask her to send your burger back. Lean to her and look her in the eyes. Tell her that having seen something so much better not on the menu, you hunger for something more.
3. Never be caught with food in your beard. With onlookers and so many interested women fumbling to reach for the camera phones to capture a picture of you, you can't be seen with any bits in your mane. Plus the spy satellite focused on you since 1996 would love nothing better than to get that picture out to the press. Granted I have no beard but it's sound advice. And maybe there's some satellite was focused on me during my 12 minutes of infamy having lunch with B.


given the choice, Teddy DID choose B over me.. I figure I could use all the expert advise on charisma and 'it' factor I can get. B ate surprisingly little, evidently he stops in such places a number of times each day. He's like a presidential candidate, making a point to be seen at the best restaurants and trendiest burger joints, but really peckish beyond the first photo-op bite. I did pick up a few tips, having been deep-fried and saturated in B's suaveness...
1. Never hold the shake with your whole hand, you never know when you'll need a free pinkie or ring finger to make a half-hearted handshake with dozens of swooning fans. And if you hold your shake from the top a la "the claw", you're always in a position to pop off the lid, throw 32 ounces of sugary slush at an opponent, and use your free fingers for ninja-like death blows. Which happens about once every 8,5 months in B's world.
2. Always make a point to flirt with your waitress. But don't just flirt, as B puts it, it's a boy's game played on street corners before their mothers call them in. Exude confidence and win your waitress. Immediately flag her and ask her to send your burger back. Lean to her and look her in the eyes. Tell her that having seen something so much better not on the menu, you hunger for something more.
3. Never be caught with food in your beard. With onlookers and so many interested women fumbling to reach for the camera phones to capture a picture of you, you can't be seen with any bits in your mane. Plus the spy satellite focused on you since 1996 would love nothing better than to get that picture out to the press. Granted I have no beard but it's sound advice. And maybe there's some satellite was focused on me during my 12 minutes of infamy having lunch with B.


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Ami,

Whazzup? You have gone missing again and I have to resend the APB. Have you been hanging with "B"? He's been quite busy and if you are with him then that would explain your absence.

Are you learning at the "feet" (or some other part) of the Master "B"?

Please share your knowledge my amicable buddy! Quote