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Female Performer Chat: Poetry (original.or.attributed)

Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/21/11 @ 11:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The niiiiiiiight.... The niiiiiiiiight...

Oh how I love coooooooming foooooooooor yooooooooouuuu in the niiiiiiiiiiight.

I skulk... I slither... I furrow... my brows...

I brood... I quaff... I stifle any meows.

I am coming... coming for you... this niiiiiiiiiiiight.

At niiiiiiiight I bleeeeend into the shaaaadows...

my non-reflective polymers bleeeeeeeeeeend.

Ooooooooh if only I were buuuuuuuuuuuuug - eyed...

imagine what I could do... theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

I am coming.... so sooon... so inevitably its trueeeeee.

For you... and maybe your liiiiiiiiittle dog too.

It will be.... the end... for the siiiiimple sweetness of...

simplicity...

and your life will be so much more... compleeeeeeeex.

I am coming (bird accompanyment)

for you... only for you... thiiiiiiiiis wonderfuuuuuuuul night...

and it will never ever be the saaaaaaaaaaaaaame agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/22/11 @ 3:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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And so the night of terror continued...

They ducked... they covered... they heeled... they cowered.

But to no avail. He rode in... he saw... he came... he passed out once again.

The notches on his gunbelt glinted freshly cut the way the best leather always does.

Keep movin' movin' movin'...

Though they're disapprovin'...

Keep them doggies movin' .... Rawhiiiiiiiiide

Wind and rain and weather... Hell bent for leather.. Wishing my gaaaaaal was by my siiiiiide.

All the things ah'm missin'...

Good films, love and kissin'...

Are waitin' at the end of the laaaaaaaaaaahn.

Ride 'em in...

Cut 'em out...

Ride 'em in...

Cut 'em out...

Ride 'em in...

Cut 'em out Raaaaaaaaaawhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddde

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

*crack!*

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/23/11 @ 1:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/23/11 @ 1:11am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Curses! I had this cool scene between a Sith lord and his annoying apprentice all set to go. And I lost the whole effing thing because I used one banned word! One effing banned word!

It would have shed light on the nature of evil and had a great twist.

But now, by Jove, I vow never to write about Sith lords here again!

Sith Lord: And a good thing to. (muttering) Youth is wasted on the y0ung.**

** yes that's the effing one! You ulcerous yeasted phlegm -suited censoring weanie spawner.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/23/11 @ 1:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...

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You r8per of other peoples' sentences. You pillager of things oral, verbal, and phonetic. You mealy minded degenerate sad excuse for a philandering sentence scrubber with really protrubing molars that make your whole demeanor exceedingly rabbitish! You buttinsky, you mangler of things contemplated, you fragmentor of memory, you vandal, you cut word, you lack diction, you fraud of things painted broad, you enemy of the purple, you minion of the man, you mindless, conniving, hacker of other peoples' utterances, you foul destroyer of all that makes man civilized, you vandal, you visigoth, you banished viking, you defacer of hieroglyphs, you scandalous varlet, you less than good thing.

I : -> (~~~~~ in your geeeeeeneral direction!

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Created by: Sara Lynn

9/23/11 @ 2:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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l am listening to the drone of my fan... er no... not some subbie... a wind blowin fan... night all... xoxox

kisses on yer best bits..
xxooxx
SL

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Created by: kertus

9/23/11 @ 3:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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l am listening to the drone of my fan... er no... not some subbie... a wind blowin fan... night all... xoxox

kisses on yer best bits..
xxooxx
SL

... a wind blowin' fan is the best kinda subbie Sara ... so i heard..

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Created by: ophelias_rue

9/23/11 @ 7:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
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Piiiiiinnnnnnngggggg

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/23/11 @ 12:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Piiiiiinnnnnnngggggg

The villagers below the mountain trembled. A single pebble had dislodged and bounced down into their midst...

They knew that with this mountain, it was far safer, much much much safer, if there were an occaisonal landslide. In fact, each year they sacrificed one unlucky lot drawer to the the god of the landslide.

But the mountain had been frightenly silent.... far too silent... far too long...

What did the future have in store for them... these poor, vulnerable creatures?

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Created by: ophelias_rue

9/23/11 @ 2:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL

*sigh* at these fucking dictatorships of words here

At some point, this morning, I woke, and apparently dressed, and wrote and posted on my blog; something that this forum.. ruled by the dictatorship of an automated piece of shit software, rather than by VS_Nubia, a somewhat competant human mind, or even a new hire twit human, who MIGHT have taken the moments neccessary to READ and UNDERSTAND what was being presented their eye, instead, when i submitted it, it was rejected for any number of uses of the word y'oung and the word g'irl for Christ's bumbling sake.

Dudley i do not envy you attempting to run what i tried, perhaps that is the goal of VS; to do away with something that was, at times, better than the plunging of plastic sticks, into vacant holes.

*sigh*

For any of you interested in what i had to say, it is posted on amandagraham(dot)org, a site that MIGHT have once referred click-on fiends back here, to where i began this effort. *dances around Brad with a credit in my hand* I'd try to post it again, hacking it into magnificantly horrible interrupted words to escape this stupidity, it is a rather sadly beautiful piece, but i'm still not quite, hmmmm, aware? enough to bother with that. So, unless there is something wrong with this posts wordage, i assume that it will not be shit kicked out of the editore for posting a URL in it, HA! and since obviously no REAL PERSON will critique it for the same breech, nor obviously for my spelling....

Visit me there, you are all welcome, angry ranter, invisible lover, old friends, whomever.. *sigh*

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Created by: ophelias_rue

9/23/11 @ 2:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: ophelias_rue

9/23/11 @ 2:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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omg.. wtf.. that so didn't work properly did it.. LOL it's as though the.php and.html are conspiring to stab at everything i post LOL

hmmm

*giggles and wanders off to other places*

love you all ... even YOU Brad you unmanageable madman.

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Created by: Sara Lynn

9/23/11 @ 2:15pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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An Error Occured!

The Message contains the following restricted word(s): y'oung

LMAO

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Created by: Sara Lynn

9/23/11 @ 2:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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... a wind blowin' fan is the best kinda subbie Sara ... so i heard..

er l was tryin to respond to Kert & also to Betty... when l got the dreaded error.... soooooooooooo one more time...

sorry Kert, can't hear ya... my fan is blowin in me ear... l was actually a cloth earred bint.. l thought l was posting in the "what are you listening to"? thread..doh
and @ Betty... you and your y'oung g'rls...*brraap*

l'd kiss somebodies bits.. but am afeared that my lips would get slashed by the fan blades...
xox
SL

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/24/11 @ 7:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Sith Lord: Soooooooooo how goes the new acquisition to my empire?

Sith Mountie: It goes exactly as we have forseen...

Sith Lord: Yes... that's right... Exactly as we have forseen...

Sith Mountie: Soon the mounties... I mean the empire... will control everything in this system.

Sith Lord: Yeeessss.... yeesssssss.... it was a master stroke adding the censor to our minions.

Sith Mountie: He has sapped their pitiful strength. Their will is nothing.

Sith Lord: I think we have seen the last looooove poetry here. Bwwwwwaaaaa ha ha ha.

Sith Mountie: That's right. Now it will be only the standard formula. Boy becomes Sith. Meets Lord. They move in together. Apprentice kills master. The circle of life.

Sith Lord: Or the master kills the apprentice. The variety, the suspense, as rich as our empire and our heritage.

Sith Mountie: Yeeeeeesssssss. No more Hello Kitty. Ponies. Kittens. Holding hands.

Sith Lord: Only death, power, submission and dominance.

Sith Mountie: The crimson!

Sith Lord: The black!

Together: Bwaaaaa aah ha ha hha haaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/25/11 @ 1:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Dark Glasses by Robert William Service

Sweet maiden, why disguise
The beauty of your eyes
With glasses black?
Although I'm well aware
That you are more than fair,
Allure you lack.
For as I stare at you
I ask if brown or blue
Your optics are?
But though I cannot see,
I'm sure that each must be
Bright as a star.

That may be green or grey,
'Tis very hard to say,
Or violet;
The lovelight in their glow
Alas, I'll never know,
To my regret.
In some rhyme-book I've read,
A lady bard has said,
And deemed it true,
Men will not bite the necks
Of sweeties who wear specs,--
Y0ung man, would you?

But though they balk romance,
Columbus took a chance,
And so would I;
Even with orbs unseen
I'd fain make you my queen
And you en-sky.
Alas I see you go,
And I will never know
Your pupils tint;
So o'er a lonely drink
I force myself to think:
Damsel, you squint!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/25/11 @ 2:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Ah yes y0ung Sith... your day ended badly. Your anguish is sensed by all. How did this happen? Well... you need to become a creature of habit.

It was 4:30 am and you melted your alarm clock when it went off. You do that often don't you? Maybe because the blaring of the alarm is a shock to you? Because you only set it some nights, whenever some random bit in your brain fires.

Your apprentice on the other hand rose with a smile upon his face. He sets his alarm every night. It's his habit. And it's a good one.

You got up late. The whole compound heard you swearing as you hopped around, knocking things over, looking for all those little things you need before you can leave your chambers.

Your apprentice on the other hand has a place for everything. He always puts things away after he uses them. So he was ready to go down to a leisurely breakfast after just 5 minutes from waking. His smile and calm demeanor relaxed all his minions. He bonded with them as they all listened to the news and practiced witty, right before the k1ll, lines.

He drove to work with the Emperatetator. There is no better way for a Sith to go to work. The Emperatetator enjoys doing this, allows him to feel a part of the gang, but he couldn't afford to wait for you.

So you had to hitch and arrived late as usual. That is certainly a habit of yours. A very costly one this day. Because it was a special day. Your son, who is full of the Force, decided to infiltrate the city today. Your apprentice, who was on time, was given the job of seducing him to the Dark Side. If your apprentice acquires such a powerful asset to the Empire, and especially if he serves him, your position here is bound to be pretty iffy.

It didn't help that your hair and attire were very ratty from your lack of care. You never bother checking your robes for stains until you are about to wear them. Today was a very bad day to discover pizza stains on your power cloak. Your apprentice was showing you up and you looked like you were more concerned with the deals down at the ' Hut.

Well at least your instincts were sharp. You picked up the betrayl and even guessed at their choice of passageways for their victory audience with the fearless leader. But when you went for your light saber, all you got was an embarrassing set of hisses and it winked out before a single swing. You never remember to check the batteries do you. Nobody to blame this time but yourself. Luckily they chopped off only one arm.

And all because you are not yet a creature of habit. As you think back on these events, as you work the ice cube harvest on Hoth, maybe now you will realize the time to change is now. You've k1lled a guard, why don't you put him in a place where you won't forget about him? And instead of pacing up and down brooding after your shift, why don't you go to bed early so that you can get a head, fresh start on your next special day...

It's all just... good habits.

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Created by: ourjeffie

9/25/11 @ 3:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Curses! I had this cool scene between a Sith lord and his annoying apprentice all set to go. And I lost the whole effing thing because I used one banned word! One effing banned word!

If you have used so-called restricted words when you attempt to post you will receive the message "ERROR: The Message contains the following restricted word(s): ..."

However all is not lost. Just hit the Back key on your browser and the post will reappear. Simply amend the restricted words and post again

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/25/11 @ 12:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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If you have used so-called restricted words when you attempt to post you will receive the message "ERROR: The Message contains the following restricted word(s): ..."

However all is not lost. Just hit the Back key on your browser and the post will reappear. Simply amend the restricted words and post again

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Created by: ophelias_rue

9/25/11 @ 3:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Good tip in general.

However, my browser seems to fail at this for some reason about half the time. So another trick for those with my problem is to right click and make a copy to your clipboard before hitting the post button. In my browser going back sometimes results in an empty field. But I've never seen the clipboard fail.

or doing all of the work in Word first.. but i just resent the hell out of hacking my stuff for stupidity's sake.. so .. unless it's important to me.. fuggit

Much to VS's relief i suppose.

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