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I'll have sweet dreams when they put me under tomarrow.I will think of my tasty candy girl.I know my will be with me spirit. Quote

always miss without my teddy you my angellife



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A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" and, then she went back to reading her book.

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Breeze is on and too hot
3 outfits AND her bithday suit so far



M&M Evolution theory
M&M's: The Theory of Evolution

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.

To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, Hackettstown, NJ U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


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Sweet as candy

One pay day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor.

So he took Miss Hershey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.

He began to feel her Mounds that were pure Almond Joy.

It made her Tootsie Roll, and made him want to Eatmore.

This is Wonderbar!

He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kit Kat and caused a MilkyWay.


She screamed "Oh Henry", as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M & M's.

Miss Hershey said; "You are even better than the Three Musketeers".
To which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When you're this big they call you Mr. Big".
Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth



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Breezeyyyyyyyyyyyyy is on and another sexy lingerie outfit


Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A : You will find M & M shells all over the floor




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Breezeyyyyyyyyyyyyy is on and another sexy lingerie outfit


Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A : You will find M & M shells all over the floor







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Pretty In Pink lingerie

FOGHAT: TALK TO ME BABY



I just talked to my baby on the telephone,
She said stop what you're doin' and come on home.
Can't hold out, I can't hold out too long,
I get a real good feelin' talkin' to you on the phone.

She said, " Baby don't you worry, you're my heart's desire,
You know I love you baby, can't stand to see you cry."
Can't hold out, I can't hold out too long,
I get a real good feelin' talkin' to you on the phone.

I said talk to me baby, talk to me baby,
Talk to me baby, talk to me baby,
I get a real good feelin' talkin' to you on the phone. Oh yeah!

{Rod - Slide Solo - 2 verses}

She said, "Daddy don't you hurry, if you walk or fly,
You know I'll love you baby now, until the day I die".
Can't hold out, I can't hold out too long,
I get a real good feelin' talkin' to you on the phone.

I said talk to me baby, talk to me baby,
Talk to me baby, talk to me baby,
I get a real good feelin', c'mon baby,
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk -
I said talk to me baby, talk to me baby,
Talk to me baby, talk to me baby,
I get a real good feelin' talkin' to you on the phone.

Oh yea yeah

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Breeze is in her Birthday suit again this minute



George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same
barber shop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different
barber,not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to
start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama
in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him
saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've
been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?'
Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside
of a whorehouse smells like.'



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HOT NEW PHOTOS:P meow
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wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lots of new photos




Adding a joke for Madonna and others :

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".


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you are beautiful hun.those pictures are gorgeous.I love them sunshine Quote

you are beautiful hun.those pictures are gorgeous.I love them sunshine



woohoo a princess in our midst a dreamboat never to be forgotten , long may she smile and and and Quote

HOT neon pink tiny lingerie

Looks like candy coated bubble gum







Weight loss the best way

An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a "guaranteed" weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck, "he thinks to himself. "But let's see what they think they can do."

He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3-day, 10 lbs. weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike's and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Well, without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business."

For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of "treatment", he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5-day, 20 lbs. weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their "workout" schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reebok's and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

He's out the door like a shot!

This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days.

For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. "I love this company," he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun."

Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7-day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"

The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."




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missed you sunshine while i was in the hospital.i looked out the window and saw the yellow leave blowing around.made think of you a lot and the words i wrote for you.your special BREEZY.


Have ever truly stood and took in a breeze. Have you ever noticed a breeze when it blows .
The way it makes things move. Blowing so soft and sensual. the way it blows through your hair like as if it�s the fingers of a sensual woman .The way it feels brushing against your face as if it�s a loving touch of a beautiful woman. the way a breeze blows and wraps around your chest and down across your ribs and around to your back..It feels like the hot embrace of a beautiful woman. Have you ever felt a hot breeze blow across your lips. It feels so good like as if it was a gorgeous woman giving you a hot passionate kiss..Something about a breeze that is magic .it makes you feel so good. So hot. so much like your on top of the world.. A breeze makes me smile it makes me feel as if I�m in a fantasy as if I�m on a cloud floating in the bright blue sky. When I�m in a breeze. I�m in heaven. I�m in shear bliss. So next time your in a special place and theirs a breeze stop and close your eyes and think of the special person who makes you feel good and makes you smile who makes you happy. Theirs something special about a breeze. 
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breeze is on now .she is so gorgeous .go chat with her make a new friend.you wont regret it. Quote