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Female Performer Chat: Terrible Pick Up Lines
Robyn Ross
Created by: Robyn Ross

6/29/09 @ 3:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

The most random one that worked on me by a co-worker once "So what are your plans?" "Cash my check and go home." "Cool. Wanna go back to my place and have sex?" "Sure."
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mr.lickins
Created by: mr.lickins

7/1/09 @ 5:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

My personal favorite ever?
If you were a plate of gravy and I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!


i wanna lick you where u pee from :winkwink
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bigdaddycool
Created by: bigdaddycool

7/1/09 @ 10:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: NY state
Posts: 336

you are too funny.....

for some reason, the burger line reminded me of a MJ txt i got today....call me twisted
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Lexi Raye
Created by: Lexi Raye

7/1/09 @ 11:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

are you from tennesse..cause you're the only ten I see :( so gay and it doesn't help when you are from tennessee ahhh someone save me.
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

7/5/09 @ 12:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

I just bought an hour of credits, it costs me an effin fortune
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Created by: lickau

7/5/09 @ 12:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I just bought an hour of credits, it costs me an effin fortune


:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

8/10/09 @ 11:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

HI! Can I buy you a car?

NOW, BITCH!

Fancy a shag?

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Shag me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Was your father a thief? 'Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.

Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

Have you ever had your belly-button licked? {Yes} From the inside?
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old_rocker
Created by: old_rocker

8/11/09 @ 5:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Luckie Daye
Created by: Luckie Daye

8/11/09 @ 5:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Well, I heard a nice one one day = Excuse me can I have my heart back=. I am a sucker for good lines. :jerkoff
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Luckie Daye
Created by: Luckie Daye

8/11/09 @ 8:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

:orglaugh that was supposed to be a laugh.
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Erdagon
Created by: erdagon

8/11/09 @ 9:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 7

Funny that I didn't noticed this one onhere yet .

Guy asking girl : Are you a thief ?
Response : No , why ?
Guy answer : Because you stole my heart . :orglaugh
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

9/13/09 @ 7:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.


Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

Why are you going, when you could be coming?
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Created by: suggs

9/13/09 @ 10:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Your face or mine ?
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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

9/13/09 @ 10:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

Do your feet hurt?

cause you been running through my mind all day
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Shiloh Marie
Created by: Shiloh Marie

9/13/09 @ 12:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Free the twins!
Save a horse... Ride a cowboy (thanks to the song)
Are you the penis whisperer? Cuz mine needs a good lickin' :winkwink
Hey you're little... I'll be your stallion if you'll be by Jockey.

Corny but cute!
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Honey Brown
Created by: Honey Brown

9/13/09 @ 2:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh

I dont have one. people dont try to pick me up

:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme
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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

9/13/09 @ 2:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
I dont have one. people dont try to pick me up
:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme


Do you live in a bee hive?, cause you sure are dripping with honeyl



hey, not bad on short notice :smoking :smoking
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Brintney James
Created by: Brintney James

9/13/09 @ 3:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

your ugly... my ugly...lets bump em :winkwink
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Gayle Thunder
Created by: Gayle Thunder

9/13/09 @ 6:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Worst one acutally used on me...

"Wow, you're so hot! Can I buy you a car or something?"
yeah, I didn't even answer him.

Let's not forget those bar ones everyone has mentioned.
(polar bear, breaking the ice. LAME)

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Britnee Anne
Created by: Britnee Anne

9/13/09 @ 8:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is you're name Guadalupe?
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