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Female Performer Chat: The Good Karma Thread
Created by: dan_in_florida

12/2/11 @ 10:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501

Glad I'm not the only one who caught the Buckaroo Banzai reference. A great quote from one of my all time favorite films, might have known it'd be on your list too Dudley.

An accumulation of attaboys and a handfull of huzzahs to the first kindred soul who can name the even more obscure film that spawned the following quote:

"This may take a while. In fact, it may take a lot of wiles..."
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/2/11 @ 11:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294




Those ravenous SEALS are just my mates
they can wait till Mess is served
*Selkie swims over and gives Do Ride a Kiss*

Mess is taken from the word Mittere
meaning to serve/send out
gratias ago vos pro famulus gauisus sententia
*Big Kiss*



verum se revelat paulatim ad cupitor

Molto grazie my dear...

A hot kiss offered generously will be returned one thousandfold...

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Selkie
Created by: Selkie

12/3/11 @ 4:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




verum se revelat paulatim ad cupitor

Molto grazie my dear...

A hot kiss offered generously will be returned one thousandfold...





Folds another paper crane
*Genuine Smile*

Houdini produced fire from his lips
He informed people how this was done
even after that
People were appreciative of the prestige
"WOW! How did he do that? Do it again!"

*Big Kiss*
I wish every one gets a smile out of this day!

Your Turn
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/3/11 @ 5:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

"This may take a while. In fact, it may take a lot of wiles..."



Ok Ok I give... My simple cheat failed to find it and my brain, well, I think it has been ionized. And I don't feel any better now.
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Paige Morgan
Created by: Paige Morgan

12/3/11 @ 9:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Wonderful thread, I have yet to start my own! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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Created by: ophelias_rue

12/4/11 @ 6:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122




Ok Ok I give... My simple cheat failed to find it and my brain, well, I think it has been ionized. And I don't feel any better now.


likewise here dudley *drags the green eyed mountie monster and his fucking one eyed cat to the pub for drinks* we're meeting Suggs, my dear, he's promised to show up in his scrubs *mumbles "simple cheat, fuck i tried every g'damned sort of search of 12 different databases on this, BAH(tm)*

Dan.. i'll buy you a fouking boat drink if you meet us there, bring your one-of-a-kind lover with ya. *wipes a bit of moisture from my cheek*
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Created by: ophelias_rue

12/4/11 @ 6:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

The Karma Chant

I deserve to be happy.
This is a nice place.
No one cares.


(c) Amanda 2011
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/4/11 @ 9:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Wonderful thread, I have yet to start my own! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup



welcome to the nuthouse hon...

may you and your future threadchild prosper...
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/4/11 @ 9:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

The Karma Chant

I deserve to be happy.
This is a nice place.
No one cares.


(c) Amanda 2011



ah yes...

you have filled in the chant void... how careless of us all...

chant... meditate... chant... meditate... do some light tv watching... sex... sex... sex...
chant...

the rythm of life. discover the caps key again.

And end with a different case.

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/4/11 @ 9:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294



likewise here dudley *drags the green eyed mountie monster and his fucking one eyed cat to the pub for drinks* we're meeting Suggs, my dear, he's promised to show up in his scrubs *mumbles "simple cheat, fuck i tried every g'damned sort of search of 12 different databases on this, BAH(tm)*

Dan.. i'll buy you a fouking boat drink if you meet us there, bring your one-of-a-kind lover with ya. *wipes a bit of moisture from my cheek*




waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya'll *hic*

Ahv fahnd that mah best karma has happened while lubricated... properly lubricated.

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/4/11 @ 9:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294




Folds another paper crane



Nothing more relaxing than making paper cranes...

but for heavy lifting... add alloys.

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Created by: ophelias_rue

12/4/11 @ 1:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122




waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya'll *hic*

Ahv fahnd that mah best karma has happened while lubricated... properly lubricated.





*suddenly misses Pepe*
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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

12/4/11 @ 2:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

my favorite, seems a little mundane when compared to the more clever responses, still my fav though...

Dance like no one's watching!!!
(you should see the looks I get in the grocery store...)

xoxo
Christy


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Created by: ophelias_rue

12/4/11 @ 3:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

my favorite, seems a little mundane when compared to the more clever responses, still my fav though...

Dance like no one's watching!!!
(you should see the looks I get in the grocery store...)

xoxo
Christy




LOL *is hidden while i am squeezing melons*
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Created by: dan_in_florida

12/5/11 @ 9:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501




Ok Ok I give... My simple cheat failed to find it and my brain, well, I think it has been ionized. And I don't feel any better now.



likewise here dudley *drags the green eyed mountie monster and his fucking one eyed cat to the pub for drinks* we're meeting Suggs, my dear, he's promised to show up in his scrubs *mumbles "simple cheat, fuck i tried every g'damned sort of search of 12 different databases on this, BAH(tm)*

Dan.. i'll buy you a fouking boat drink if you meet us there, bring your one-of-a-kind lover with ya. *wipes a bit of moisture from my cheek*



OK, the quote comes from the incredibly rare (but equally funny) film "Twice Upon A Time", which by an amazing coincidence, I happen to be selling a copy of on Eee-Bay at this very minute, with only 1 sad 99 cent bid on it. Could be yours for a $1 bid & shipping if you beat the end of the auction tomorrow (and provided you also have a working Laserdisc player to watch it on, LOL. Who'd of thunk that a guy who drives a Delorean would have one of those too? Gotta love 80s high tech stuff!)

It is, by the way, one of my all time favorite films. I always introduce it to friends as "the best animated comedy you've never seen." A "lost masterpiece" by several creative geniuses all working under the supervision of Executive Producer George Lucas, it never got a national theatrical release due to it's distribution agent, The Ladd Company, going out of business just before the scheduled national premiere and then tieing the film up in legal red tape for years afterward until their bankruptcy case was finished. It combined a unique & innovative new animation process (Lumage), a highly original story, some top rank voice talent, and original music by Michael McDonald of The Doobie Brothers and Bruce Hornsby. An extremely rare Laserdisc for collectors, and an extremely enjoyable film for all.

We now return you to your normal Karmic discussion ;-) :drinkup

And which boat & when, we just did Carnival to Mexico, LOL :angel
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Created by: ophelias_rue

12/5/11 @ 10:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122


And which boat & when, we just did Carnival to Mexico, LOL :angel



LOL *kiss*
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/5/11 @ 11:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

my favorite, seems a little mundane when compared to the more clever responses, still my fav though...

Dance like no one's watching!!!
(you should see the looks I get in the grocery store...)

xoxo
Christy





The happy dancer channels the happiest of the gods. The berserker channels the darkest.

John Belushi (loosely quoted, paraphrased): How is it that all my friends are dead and I alone am alive? I'll tell you why... It's because... I'm a... dancer! (starts dancing on their graves)





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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/5/11 @ 11:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294




*suddenly misses Pepe*



Even though Kansuke intervened... Pepe is never far away.

Kansuke: It is a nice day for sailing. Why don't you take your heavily clad enemy for a boat ride together on the lake? :winkwink

Kansuke: If you are going to take your revenge, and it is so important to you to have it, you'd better take it now, before your heart intervenes on behalf of your aging enemy. Revenge is a dish that can grow too cold with time.

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Created by: ophelias_rue

12/5/11 @ 12:40pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

Dudley darling, frankly, my dear, I just no longer give a damn.

*shug* *spins on heel* *heads for parts elsewhere*
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Created by: suggs

12/5/11 @ 1:39pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768


An accumulation of attaboys and a handfull of huzzahs to the first kindred soul who can name the even more obscure film that spawned the following quote:

"This may take a while. In fact, it may take a lot of wiles..."



Errr - ummm PASS
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