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Created by: Loona

9/7/09 @ 5:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: hfactor_

9/7/09 @ 10:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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They're made out of sugar and butter and flour;
You put'em in the oven about a quarter hour,
But the thing that gives'em their magic power
Is the chocolate chips inside.
Chocolate chip cookies, I gotta have more,
You can bake'em in the oven, or buy'em at the store
But whatever you do have'em ready at the door
And I'll love you till I die!
I can do without booze; I can do without pot;
I can do without nicotine, no thanks a lot!
But bring'em from the oven, nice and hot
And I'm a chocolate chip cookie fiend.
CHORUS
You can't eat one; you can't eat two;
Once you start chewing, there's nothing to do
But clean your plate, and eat the crumbs too,
Then go and find some more.
CHORUS
If you want to make a friend,
You don't need beauty or money to spend;
Give'em all your love, but be sure you send
Some chocolate chip cookies, too.
CHORUS
I knew a little woman, once upon a time:
Ugly as sin and she didn't have a dime;
I was just gonna leave her but she changed my mind;
She made those cookies for me.
CHORUS
I know another woman, pretty as a star,
Had a lot of money and a big sports car,
But I had to leave her, that's the way things are;
She couldn't make cookies for me.
CHORUS
Now when it comes to women, you must be wise;
Sometimes you have to compomise;
I finally met a girl who was just my size,
So I made cookies for her.
CHORUS
Now when I die, I don't want wings,
A golden halo or a harp that sings
Give me a book, a fire and someone who brings
Chocolate chip cookies all day.
CHORUS

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Created by: Loona

9/7/09 @ 10:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Faaactor, you ought to put that song in Tribute to cOOkies :smoking

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Created by: gallodelcielo

9/7/09 @ 11:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: suggs

9/7/09 @ 3:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: _-sweet

9/7/09 @ 3:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Can see were you get your beauty Angel, nice picture of your grandma and our cOOkie mOnster :winkwink

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Created by: g-mann

9/7/09 @ 5:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Ummmmm, why isn't Bart wearing pants?????? :helpme

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Created by: Loona

9/7/09 @ 5:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Teddy, that was honey moon, you silly... :smoking

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Created by: g-mann

9/12/09 @ 1:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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I hope those are the ONLY honeymoon pictures we will see :helpme

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Created by: lickau

9/14/09 @ 8:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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Bump so a model can see my pics :drinkup

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Created by: Shiloh Marie

9/14/09 @ 8:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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We models are very lucky to have such wonerful guys to look out for us! I'm glad there are guys out there ready and willing to stand up and say, "Bull shit! We ain't gonna take it no more!" Ya'll totally rock! Cum into my room anytime. I can always use new material to chat about and I can only talk so much sports! LOL! :winkwink

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Created by: Brintney James

9/14/09 @ 9:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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i just wanna ____________ him and _____________ him.....
than use a ___________________ to _______________ till the sun cums up.

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Created by: g-mann

10/4/09 @ 1:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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BART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:orglaugh

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Created by: dubyabee

10/4/09 @ 2:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Path to Pearly Gates on Fantasy Island
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Bart!!!

You and Teddy were the first guys to welcome me to the Forums immediately after my first post on July 31st. It's hard to believe that it's only been 2 months and a few days since then. You quickly integrated me into this amazing group of models and members and I feel very much part of this family. Thank you. :bowdown

I also feel that we have become quick friends even if you are eighty years my elder :orglaugh

Cheers Bart! :drinkup

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Created by: lickau

10/10/09 @ 3:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEWS FLASH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MY Mother , Marge Simpson is posing on Playboy :helpme

Marge Simpson has done something that Homer might approve of but will make Bart the proudest kid in his school: She's posed for Playboy magazine.

After more than a half century featuring women like Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford and the Girls of Hooters on its cover, Playboy has for the first time given the spot to a cartoon character.

And the magazine is giving the star of The Simpsons the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold.

The magazine's editorial director, James Jellinek, won't say exactly how much of Marge will show in the November edition that hits newsstands on Oct. 16 � or whether she lets that big pile of blue hair down. But, he said, "It's very, very racy."

But he stressed that the mother of three � the youngest a baby, by the way � has a lot to be proud of.

"She is a stunning example of the cartoon form," he said on Friday at the magazine's headquarters in Chicago, appearing both pleased and surprised at the words coming out of his mouth.

For Playboy, which has seen its circulation slip from 3.15 million to 2.6 million since 2006, putting Marge on the cover was designed to attract younger readers to a magazine where the median age of readers is 35, while not alienating older readers.

"We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd," said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey.

The magazine also hopes to turn the November issue into a collectors' item by featuring Marge, sitting on a chair in the shape of the iconic Playboy bunny, on the cover of only the magazines sold in newsstands. Subscribers get a more traditional model on the cover.

"It's so rare in today's digital age where you have the opportunity to send people to the newsstand to pick something up," Jellinek said.

Playboy even convinced 7-Eleven to carry the magazine in its 1,200 corporate-owned stores, something the company has only done once before in more than 20 years.

"We love Marge," said 7-Eleven spokesman Margaret Chabris.

For those who do collect the magazine � and they're out there � the cover will bring to mind another first for the magazine that occurred in 1971 when a black woman appeared on the cover in exactly the same pose and, like Marge, smiling under an impressive head of hair.

"We knew it was something all of our readers would get a kick out of," said Hennessey.

Jellinek said putting Marge on the cover, while unusual, made perfect sense. For one thing, the cover celebrates the 20th anniversary of the TV show. Further, he said there was an episode in which "Marge bears all," which suggested the at she, or at least the people who drew her, would be comfortable with the Playboy treatment.

Perhaps most important, the idea seemed like a good one to the magazine's founder, Hugh Hefner.

"He's a huge Simpsons fan,' said Jellinek. "He's been on 'The Simpsons."'

This is true :guitar

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Created by: dubyabee

10/11/09 @ 12:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Path to Pearly Gates on Fantasy Island
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEWS FLASH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MY Mother , Marge Simpson is posing on Playboy :helpme

Marge Simpson has done something that Homer might approve of but will make Bart the proudest kid in his school: She's posed for Playboy magazine.
After more than a half century featuring women like Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford and the Girls of Hooters on its cover, Playboy has for the first time given the spot to a cartoon character.
And the magazine is giving the star of The Simpsons the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold.
The magazine's editorial director, James Jellinek, won't say exactly how much of Marge will show in the November edition that hits newsstands on Oct. 16 � or whether she lets that big pile of blue hair down. But, he said, "It's very, very racy."
But he stressed that the mother of three � the youngest a baby, by the way � has a lot to be proud of.
"She is a stunning example of the cartoon form," he said on Friday at the magazine's headquarters in Chicago, appearing both pleased and surprised at the words coming out of his mouth.
For Playboy, which has seen its circulation slip from 3.15 million to 2.6 million since 2006, putting Marge on the cover was designed to attract younger readers to a magazine where the median age of readers is 35, while not alienating older readers.
"We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd," said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey.
The magazine also hopes to turn the November issue into a collectors' item by featuring Marge, sitting on a chair in the shape of the iconic Playboy bunny, on the cover of only the magazines sold in newsstands. Subscribers get a more traditional model on the cover.
"It's so rare in today's digital age where you have the opportunity to send people to the newsstand to pick something up," Jellinek said.
Playboy even convinced 7-Eleven to carry the magazine in its 1,200 corporate-owned stores, something the company has only done once before in more than 20 years.
"We love Marge," said 7-Eleven spokesman Margaret Chabris.
For those who do collect the magazine � and they're out there � the cover will bring to mind another first for the magazine that occurred in 1971 when a black woman appeared on the cover in exactly the same pose and, like Marge, smiling under an impressive head of hair.
"We knew it was something all of our readers would get a kick out of," said Hennessey.
Jellinek said putting Marge on the cover, while unusual, made perfect sense. For one thing, the cover celebrates the 20th anniversary of the TV show. Further, he said there was an episode in which "Marge bears all," which suggested the at she, or at least the people who drew her, would be comfortable with the Playboy treatment.
Perhaps most important, the idea seemed like a good one to the magazine's founder, Hugh Hefner.
"He's a huge Simpsons fan,' said Jellinek. "He's been on 'The Simpsons."'
This is true :guitar

Bart

For all of your F4F friends, admirers, lovers, and reprobates, is it possible for you as the son of Marge obtained autograph copies of the Playboy issue and sell them in the virtual gift store??? :bulb

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Created by: Sheryl

10/11/09 @ 1:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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LickaU

I ordered 7 dresses online today lol....I was thinking at you :angel

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Created by: lickau

10/11/09 @ 1:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LickaU

I ordered 7 dresses online today lol....I was thinking at you :angel

I stay nude but love the ladies in clOthes :angel

Duby - I think Mother Marge Simpson can send you a signed copy :winkwink

Marge is thinking of leaving Homer for B

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Created by: alberich

10/11/09 @ 2:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
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Marge is thinking of leaving Homer for B

Does that mean Licka gets B's son?

:orglaugh

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Created by: dubyabee

10/11/09 @ 2:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Path to Pearly Gates on Fantasy Island
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I stay nude but love the ladies in clOthes :angel

Duby - I think Mother Marge Simpson can send you a signed copy :winkwink

Marge is thinking of leaving Homer for B

Bart - UNFAIR I read this while drinking! :orglaugh

Besides brain surgery, Dr. "B" almost had to treat me for asphyxiation. :helpme

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