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Created by: _

3/7/09 @ 7:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

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But being from outer space she mistook a Pocket Rocket for the dirtiest and kinkiest toy there was. Luckily the shop owner was there to 'help' her out and showed her his......

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Created by: lickyanice

3/8/09 @ 4:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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back room filled with the naughtiest kinkiest freakiest toys in the universe, she chose a...

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Created by: Camy Angel

3/8/09 @ 4:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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small pink toy that looked just like her lipgloss that she was dieing to put it in the ass as she heard anal orgams will crash her inner world. She asked the shop owner to go to the bathroom.......

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Created by: lickyanice

3/8/09 @ 7:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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..so the shop owner gladly unzipped and copped a squat in the corner, squeezed as hard as he could and lo and behold three of the exact same lipgloss anal vibes appeared....

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Created by: lickau

3/9/09 @ 4:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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One of the vibes looked like BubbleGum Lip Gloss and made her dance as both the Pricess and Shop Owner listenned to :

:guitar

U2 Discotheque

you can reach but you can't grab it
you can't hold it control it you can't bag it
you can push but you can't direct it
circulate regulate oh no you cannot connect it

you know you're chewing bubblegum
you know what that is but you still want some
you just can't get enough of that lovie dovie stuff

you get confused but you know it
yeah you hurt for it woork for it LOVE
you don't always show it

LET GO LET'S GO... DISCOTHEQUE
GO GO... LET GO... DISCOTHEQUE

looking for the one
but you know you're somwhere else instead
you want to be the song
the song that you hear in your head

LOVE

it's not a trick... you can't learn it
it's the way you don't pay that's okey 'cause you can't earn it

you know you'e chewing bubblegum
you know that is but you still want some
'cause you just can't get enough of that lovie dovie stuff

LET GO LET'S GO... DISCOTHEQUE
GO GO... LET GO... DISCOTHEQUE

looking for the one
but you know you're somwhere else instead
I want to be the song
be the song that you hear in your head

LOVE

but you take what you can get
'cause it's all that you can find
oh you know there's something more
but tonight, tonight, tonight
BOOM CHA
BOOM CHA
DISCOTHEQUE

DO YOU FEEL LOVED?

take these hands they're good for nothing
you know this hands have never worked a day
take these boots they're going nowhere
you know these boots they don't want to stray
you got my head filled with songs
you got my shoelaces undone
take my shirt go on take it off me
you can tear it up
if you can tie me down

DO YOU FEEL LOVED? DO YOU FEEL LOVED?

take the colours of my imagination
take the scent hanging in the air
take this tangle of a coversation
and turn it into your own prayer
with my fingers as you want them
with my nails in your side
with my teeth at your back
and my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies

DO YOU FEEL LOVED? DO YOU FEEL LOVED?

love's a bully pushing shoving
in the belly of a woman
heavy rhythm taking over
to stick together
a man and a woman
stick together
man and woman
stick together ...

DO YOU FEEL LOVED?
DO YOU FEEL LOVED?

and it looks like the sun
but it feels like the rain
and there's heat in the sun
to see us through the rain

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Created by: _

3/10/09 @ 2:39pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

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When the song was over she realized she did NOT felt loved at all. So demanded from the shop owner "LOVE ME". The shop owner completely unfamiliar with the concept 'LOVE' scratched his balls for a moment and then.....

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/11/09 @ 10:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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shrugged and said "I can give you a bite of my sandwhich" ...

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Created by: lickyanice

3/12/09 @ 12:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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...do you like salami?

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Created by: Noamy

3/12/09 @ 9:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Oh baby but i m on diet no salami for me but u can give me ...

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Created by: Camy Angel

3/12/09 @ 9:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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... some salad and water, I'll be fine with that. The shop owner look puzzles and thought for himself : " This girl is an alien as my granpa told me, no woman can eat salad and water", he smiled back to her.......

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Created by: _

3/12/09 @ 1:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

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...and excused himself so he could make a phone to MIB (Man In Bondage) who would pay him a tidy sum of money for such a sexy Alien. After he dialed the number and the line was connected he heard someone on the other end say ....

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Created by: ozzieboy4u

3/13/09 @ 1:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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�Good morning man in bondage obama speaking�
The shopkeeper was so surprised he dropped the phone. (And thought shit man in bondage it the president).....

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Created by: lickau

3/13/09 @ 4:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Obama eyed the sexy Alien and had the Secret Service play a song to warm her up :

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Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

U-F-O. Come. Let's go

You are an alien,
With super high intelligence,
Flying in a spaceship round and round.

I am an alien,
With super high intelligence,
Flying in my spaceship up and down.

Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

U-F-O. Come. Let's go,

You are an alien,
Coming from the universe,
Trying to seduce every single man.

We come from a galaxy,
Where we don't like humanity,
You cannot escape, our master plan.

Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

You fly away,
Into hyperspace,
Back again to your alien girlfriend,
Won't you stay,
For another day,
You and I,
Together we can fly (WE CAN FLY)

Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there,
Space invaders
In the air,
In a flying saucer,
You can take me there.

Come. Let's go!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/14/09 @ 12:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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She slapped him good! "Familiarity breeds contempt!!!!"

"I am not just any alien!!!"

"I am from planet 10"

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Created by: lickau

3/14/09 @ 1:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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Obama look at the HOTTTTT Alien Planet 10 Babe and said :

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[ Heaven On Earth ]

Your touch
Your taste
Your breath
Your face
Your hands
Your head
You're sweet
Your love
Your teeth
Your tongue
Your eye
You're mine
Your lips
You're fine
You're heaven on earth

I've waited all my life for you
My favourite kiss
Your perfect skin
Your perfect smile

Waking up and you're next to me
Wrap me up in your arms and back to sleep
Lay my head on your chest and drift away
Dream of you and I'm almost half awake

(The palest green I've ever seen
The colour of your eyes
You've taken me so far away
One look and you stop time)

Fell in love with you and
Everything that you are
Nothing I can do I'm really
Crazy about you
When you're next to me

It's just like heaven on earth
You're heaven
You're heaven on earth

Tell me that I'll always be the one that you want
Don't know what I'd do if I ever lose you
Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth
I'm in love with you

Your breath
Your face
Your hands
Your head
You're sweet
Your love
Your tongue

I'd move across the world for you
Just tell me when
Just tell me where
I'll come to you

Take me back to that place in time
Images of you occupy my mind
Far away but I feel you hear with me
Dream of you and you're almost next to me

(The palest green I've ever seen
The colour of your eyes
You've taken me so far away
One look and you stop time)

Fell in love with you and
Everything that you are
Nothing I can do I'm really
Crazy about you
When you're next to me
It's just like heaven on earth
You're heaven
You're heaven on earth

Tell me that I'll always be the one that you want
Don't know what I'd do if I ever lose you
Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth
I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you
I said I'm so in love
I said I'm so in love
So in love

Fall off the edge of my mind
I fall off the edge of my mind
For you
I fall off the edge of my mind
I fall off the edge of my mind
For you

Fell in love with you and
Everything that you are
Nothing I can do I'm really
Crazy about you
When you're next to me
It's just like heaven on earth
(So in love)
You're heaven
You're heaven on earth

Tell me that I'll always be the one that you want
Don't know what I'd do if I ever lose you
Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth
I'm in love with you

I'm so in love
I'm so in love

I fall off the edge of my mind
(I'm so in love)
When I just look at you
I feel like I'm gonna jump into heaven
(So in love)
And you'll catch me
Catch me if I jump
Will you catch me?

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Created by: _

3/15/09 @ 11:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

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Note for reader: In most parts of the universe 1 & 0 stand for male and female genitals.

So say you are from planet 10 actually means....

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Created by: hotdick23

3/18/09 @ 4:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: Camy Angel

3/18/09 @ 4:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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...... you are a tranny alien. Obama couldn't belive his eyes... perfect breast, small waist, big butt, long dark hair, sparkling eyes... wtf???? this can't have a cock....

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Created by: _

3/19/09 @ 2:40pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

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But when he wanted to do a close personal inspection one of his secret service man jumped forward. He scooped up our sexy alien and spoke to what looked like a wristwatch: "2 to beam up NOW". And in halo of sparkles they vanished.

Instantly they reappeared in small room. "Don't be scared princess I'm also from planet 10" the man said "I'm the agent Pussy".

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Created by: _

3/19/09 @ 5:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

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Instantly they reappeared in small room. Don't be scared princess I'm also from planet 10" the man said "I'm agent Pussy"

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