Ahh, Suggs... always with the sweetest comments for the hapless, unsuspecting grey initiating the handbra request. Not that I wish this upon ya or anything, but somewhere in the back of your head you MUST be singing this song whenever a greybie says the wrong thing
"I Hope You Die"
by Bloodhound Gang
You must die, I alone am best!
I hope you flip
some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red,
you have no brakes
And Hard Copy gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face -
Die die die die die die die!
Die die die die die die die!
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner.
Perhaps even the British royal family,
And the rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we cant forget the newlyweds,
And those 'Jerry's Kids' are as good as dead -
I hope this helps to emphasize..
I hope this helps to clarify..
I hope you die!
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But CNN refers to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob,
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a clydesdale horse.
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the Silence of the Lambs dance to Christian rock,
Eats feces and quotes from Deliverance,
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince -
Die die die die die die die!
Die die die die die die die!
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called 'balls on chin',
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember 'fist' can be a verb;
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'cause he's the guy you flipped the bird the other day -
I hope this helps to emphasize..
I hope this helps to clarify..
I hope you die!
I hope you die!
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