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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/3/12 @ 3:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hmmmmm gifts... what should it be this year?

Tire swing? ....... No that didn't work out so well before.

Samsonite suitcase? Maybe with some banannas inside? ....... mmmmmmm no, it's been done.

A mirror. Hmmmmmm yes simple but entertaining. That could be, that could be.

Now a note:

"Oh Bobette, enjoyed the show. It is hard to believe you don't have opposable thumbs the way you handled the Monolith. Looking forward to next time. I have some new ideas for you and that trapeze of yours. yummmmmm"

Yep, gotta start out a new year with a new relationship. It's springtime on the Serengeti. Gonna go with the one who grooms me like no other. Gonna put some knuckle drag into my step.

And love it!

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/6/12 @ 10:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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It is an especially cold January...
We had to eat Misha, the kid we named after the dog we ate last year.
We had Misha soup, for breakfast Misha shakes.
Mishakabob, water Misha, Misha with pictures of leeks and husks of spiders.
For us soylent green is Misha of all the colors of the rainbow.

But that is not the worst part.
The Tsar oppresses us terribly.
While he parties in the Winter Palace...
in his horribly morbid way.
He lets the countryside run rife with invaders.
He pays them to molest us. We his own people.
Worse than animals he treats us.

Still we are thankful that he at least stays far from us.
When he visits it is far worse.

Why don't we rise up against him? He is God's chosen one. It must be God's will that we suffer. To test our wills. Maybe I am glad that God is far from us too.

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1/14/12 @ 2:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Goooood.... goooooood!!!

What darkness grows and gathers in this hellish land...

The lights that gleam and the warm air do offend my senses...

It is only the sickly green and decaying, fecund, plauge marshes that make

the thing in my breast stir... and stir and stir...

Is always better to rule here than to serve... anywhere...

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This image: http://sahk99.deviantart.com/art/Das-Streben-nach-Licht-195365406

drew this verse:

It is dark and deep;
it is not quite there.
the mist of thought and heart
leave me wandering.
_____ . _____

Es ist dunkel und tief;
es ist nicht ganz da.
Nebel des Denkens und des Herzens
lass mich wandern.

I placed no copyright upon it, I rarely do when someone's photograph, or image, moves me to offer them something from within. The artist that moved that part of me used the words I wove as his description for the work; payment enough.

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1/17/12 @ 3:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Gigaune: Ah lahk ze chocolaht centairs.

HB-88: Begin exit procedure... T-9 and counting...

Gigaune: Ahnd wahn you zahpareate eet eento ze laft ...

CONTROL: Cursor frozen! Cursor frozen!

HB-88: Meeerrrrrd! Switching to manual override.

Gigaune: ... eet lohks lahk mah raht neeple... dahnt you theenk?

HB-88: My gahwd... All controls are jammed!

Gigaune: Hold awn... Ah theenk ah have mah oranhng parahshoot boots weeth ze hair so oranhg too.

HB-88: Control? Control? Goddammed EMP. Nothing but free radicals in this sector.

Gigaune: Ahnd nahw... joost forah you... mon ami... ay leetle zohn I wrote while I cooked ze broccoli...

HB-88: Time has run out! We must hard abort... hard abort... now!

booooooo booooooop booop booop boop booooooooop boop

ping ...

ping...

Main System: Heartbeat sequence detected...

Main System: Initiating reconstruction algorithm...

Main Systems: Spawning 6 agents as per sealed instructions... Switching to coded, ORADANUNGVEECTORSIEBENSIEBENNONNULLNEUN

tic... tic... tic... tic... tic....

whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

*pooof*

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

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Ice

Come to me my darling ice
I�ll be calm and I�ll play nice
I�ll sit quiet, your embrace
Freeze my love this tearful face.

Love me deep and still my core
Hold me firm end this horror
Grip me tight while shakes subside
Lay me in your chilling tides.

Give me moans and sobbing fits
Bare my skin white frost touch it
Leave me still and hard like you
At last my hard heart will do.

� Amanda 2012
1/17/2012

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Category: Poetry
MCN: C53NC-SLFMB-DKU5L
� copyright Tue Jan 17 08:02:12 UTC 2012 - All Rights Reserved

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/17/12 @ 10:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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It's the show that never ends...

It simply goes on and on my friends...

She entered private back in 1969...

I haven't seen her since but I hear she's doing fine...

'Cause she's in the show that never ends...

It simply goes on and on my friends...

She almost made it out in 1972...

But then she was hit by a wave of fans who wanted to screw...

Yep that's right it's the show that never ends...

It simply goes on and on my friends...

If you want to see her you'll have to stand in line...

Be prepared to pay a bundle she's on centential overtime...

'Cause she's in the show that never ends...

It simply goes on and on my friends...

It was started by some people who didn't know exactly what it was...

And now they are paying for every movement that she does...

Because it is the show that never ends...

etc ... etc....

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

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Thank You for the Compliment

I blush, i freeze; i melt the heart but i am cold
I tempt, i tease, i am shy when you are bold
I touch, i fall, i frost delight, i kiss your soul
I am a fright

Je rougis, je congeler; je fais fondre le c�ur mais j'ai froid
Je tente, je taquine, je suis timide quand vous �tes intr�pide
Je touche, je tombe, je prends plaisir au gel, je baise ton �me
Je suis une frayeur

pour vous monsieur de guerre

� Amanda 2012
1/18/2012

Category: Poetry
MCN: C7DVB-75TA7-283EB
� copyright Wed Jan 18 16:51:58 UTC 2012 - All Rights Reserved

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/12 @ 12:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Famous reply to a simple question:

Getafix: C'est une bonne situation �a scribe ?

Otis: Mais vous savez moi je ne crois pas qu'il y ai de bonne ou de mauvaise situation.
Si je devais r�sumer ma vie aujourd'hui avec vous je dirais que c'est d'avoir des rencontre. Euh...Des gens qui m'ont tendus la main peut �tre a un moment o� je ne pouvais pas, o� j'�tais seul chez moi.

Et c'est assez curieux de se dire que les hasards, les rencontre forgent une destin�e, parce qu'aujourd'hui quand on a le go�t de la chose, quand on a le go�t de la chose bien faite, le beau geste, parfois on ne trouve pas l'interlocuteur en face je dirais le miroir qui vous aident a avancer. Alors �a n'est pas mon cas comme je disais la puisque moi au contraire j'ai pu et je dis merci a la vie je lui dis merci je chante la vie je danse la vie je ne suis qu'amour

Et finalement quand beaucoup de gens aujourd'hui me dise "Mais comment fais tu pour avoir cette humanit�?" et bien je leur r�pond tout simplement" C'est ce go�t de l'amour , ce donc qui m'a pouss� aujourd'hui a entreprendre une construction m�canique mais demain qui sait peut �tre simplement a me mettre au service de la communaut� � faire le don , le don de soit.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/22/12 @ 4:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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nicely done Dudley (notes the use of non-fran�ais which generate numbers (giggle))

et le message est doux et le point pris ... ignorant la nature sous-jacente de l'signal� au lecteur d'autres cependant, hmmmmm. si c'est moi, alors vous remercie; si le lecteur en g�n�ral, et en quelque sorte, je doute, il est ainsi, alors qu'ils sont d�j� l� o� vous les voulez ... une telle foule de superficialit�s nous entourent.

donc mon cher, je pense que peu de temps tous ces efforts de la mienne, il viendra � sa propre fin, ma propre fin. .... Occup� Occup� occup� ici; essayer d'assembler tout �a, les histoires, la po�sie, des sentiments, et leur gilet pour une �tendue de temps. Le �blog� va �chouer sur son propre, il a �t� amusant de jouer avec, mais malheureusement jamais vraiment g�n�r� aucun int�r�t. et toutes mes tentatives pour s�duire les femmes � certains �plus sains� ont souffl� voie comme la poussi�re du d�sert, loin. Je me trouve �tre devenu angred au m�me ceux que j'aime ici, et si t�t partira.

et le bonheur? hmmmm nouveau. pas quelque chose que je suis terriblement connaissent bien. un moment ici et l�, quand la pens�e aim�, n�cessaire au-del� des besoins financiers. J'ai constat� que la plupart de ce bonheur, que l'amour, est simplement un produit de mes propres besoins d�lirant.

Je suis heureux cependant, d'avoir rencontr� et jou� avec vous ici, je pense que c'est, et mon amour de Crooks pour le court laps de temps qu'elle a jou� dans ouvert avec nous, a attir� plus de gens de toutes sortes et d'esprit, dans ce petit coin de l'Omnivers sexuelle.

Je serais all� apr�s l'invitation de Brad aux �crivains de cr�er quelques bits de la tapisserie d'attirer des idiots dans ce lieu mais la pens�e l'ensemble de ses �conditions� sur elle �taient un peu trop. Alors que je souffre d'entr�e des �diteurs et amis sur ce que je cr�e, je n'aurais jamais souffrir de jambon de Brad remis bidouillages pour entrer ce que je dirais � propos de la beaut� de ces discussions.

(haussement d'�paules) (soupir) (respirez profond�ment)

Alors ch�rie, je vais �tre l� pour un peu, en esp�rant que vous, � cause de moi de vous envoyer un message en fran�ais plut�t qu'en anglais ... comprendre que ce n'est pas un autre �mashfan� ou formes changeantes �betenoir� � nouveau. Je vais probablement rien post� dans ce cas particulier "thead" � nouveau, si vous et moi semblent �tre les seuls � s'int�resser � elle, ma concentration est d�sormais sur le court terme, et l'affichage des choses � deux endroits est beaucoup plus facile que de trois.

S'il vous pla�t excuser l'(franglais) rit doucement en esp�rant que votre demande de traduction, est meilleur que ce que j'utilise. Parfois je souhaite que nous avions de mieux conna�tre, mais qui aurait neccessitated contact que vous et moi serait en horreur. (rires)

Mandy

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merde, j'ai eu un paragraphe ou une phrase qui ne vont pas en elle. Je pense que vous et �Arlequin� sont assez brillantes pour reconna�tre que mon pla�ant cette sous vos yeux en fran�ais plut�t qu'en anglais ... indique un certain niveau suppl�mentaire de v�rit� dans cette adieux silencieux. �hausser� c'est peut-�tre dans le texte ci-dessus, mais je suis loin d'paresseuse pour inverser la traduction de cette goutte de merde. lolz (baiser)

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/25/12 @ 1:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Rooster Core:

Whar ya goin' lil' lady?

Punch ya? I'm not gonna punch ya. The hell I'm not.

Let's run up the flag and see who salutes.

Is that a dagger I see before me?

Ya gotta squeeze the trigger Pilgrim.

Space? What, way up thar? Why ya wanna go there?

Could you be quiet for just a minute? I need to figure this all out.

I'm not gonna let him draw.

The one on the right first. You can see it in his eyes...

You may be fast but you're no White Comanche.

Stay off the devil drug pardner.

That ain't Crow. An' if it was Blackfeet we'd all be dead by now.

Black Mesa? Bunch of tinhorns.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/27/12 @ 4:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*creeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaak*

Yep.... It is pretty quiet here these days. Folks have moved on. Moved on.

Still...

It seems kind of spooky here at night. And the ol' doc... well... let's just say there is plenty of Science being done.

Pull up a chair and set a spell. Bet you can't see the stars as well in the city eh? Yeah there are few places left where you can just relax and feel the universe age a little.

It's like the ol' preacher said. It's all vanity, vanity, chasing after the wind.

What you are working on right now is just a distraction. Your work... nothing.

This place here... hard to say why... but this place here is real. You can feel it. Your hairs, those little hairs on your arms and legs, they know it. They are standing up right now.
You are in some kind of presense... and your words have more powerful effect.

To relax and be simultaneously more vigilant is exactly the kind of odd balancing act that we are so good at. But forget about all that and listen to the sound I can make by tapping this wall here. See that? Real.

This moment... real. First real thing I bet you've experienced this day. You understand what I am saying to you? Yeah? Well take a tug on this and let go a bit. I have some detail to fill in...

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/2/12 @ 12:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The more it seems to be going wrong... the more I have to pick at it.

The less they believe the more I explain.

As it wears on, my tone becomes more and more and more strident as it seeks to compel... virtually compel acceptance of my truth. The one fucking truth for all...

When... I... became...

When... I... immersed myself in the logic of it...

I came suddenly alive. All senses sharp. Mind ever vigilant.

I never rest... I never sleep... I live only for this one purpose...

And when I die... on that final day... the world will be far quieter for it.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/4/12 @ 10:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Oooooooooohhhhhh

If I believed what women tell me...

I'd think there were no nutrition in chocolate cake.

If I believed what women tell me...

I'd think it takes an hour to put on a face.

Yeah if I believed what women tell me...

I'd think you could get a headache from a sneeze.

Momma if I believed what women tell me...

It's normal to wash your hair at 11:30 at night.

Sonny if I believed what women tell me...

Leia is really Luke's sister.

Dontcha know that if I believed what women tell me...

alligators crawl out of toilets whose lids are left up.

Ooooooooo and if I believed what women tell me...

They never talk about me when they meet.

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2/9/12 @ 10:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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IN HONOR OF THE BRAVE WHISPER WARRIORS ALL FORUM POSTS SHALL BE IN ALL CAPS UNTIL THE FEATURE IS RESTORED OR UNTIL WE LOSE FOCUS AND DISBAND.

J. EGELTHORPE - LABOR RELATIONS - DORIDE INDUSTRIES

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2/9/12 @ 10:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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TO WORK UNDER THESE NEW CONDITIONS LETS RUN OUT THE ARTILLERY.

*KABOOM. RATTATAATTATATTA. FOOOOOOOM FOOOOM FOOOOOM SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZOOOOOOOOOO KAPOWIE*

LETS BEAT THE COWBELL. *BONG BONG BONG BONG*

LURCH! WHERE ARE YA BUDDY. *GONG GONG GONG GONG*

YOU RANG?

NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE DAILY TALK SHOW HOST TO RISE. NOW IS THE AGE OF THE BRIGHT ORANGE POLYESTOR SUIT.

CLOWNS. PEANUT GALLERIES. RISE. NOW IS YOUR TIME.

MAKE THE EARDRUMS BLEED!!!!

TURN UP THE GODDAMNED KLAXONS AND LET THEM RING... RING... RING!!!

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ON THE FIRST DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME.... A COWBELL!!!

ON THE SECOND DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... TWO COWBELLS!!!!

ON THE THIRD DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... THREE COWBELLS!!!

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... FOUR COWBELLS!!!!!!

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... FIVE... RINGING KLAXONS!!!!

FOUR BANNED LURKERS

THREE CHIRPING FIRE ALARMS

TWO SINGING KITTIES

AND AN EVERLOVING COWBELL

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... SIX BLASTING SPEAKERS!!!

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... SEVEN BAWLING BABIES

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... EIGHT CANNONS FIRING

ON THE NINTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... NINE STUKAS DIVING

ON THE TENTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME.... TEN RINGING KLAXONS!!!

NINE MEGAPHONED MADONNAS

EIGHT CHIPMUNK BANDS

SEVEN SCREECHING NAZGUL

SIX HOWLING BANSHEES

FIVE... BLARING... KLAXONS

FOUR SUPERNOVAS GOING

THREE JUKING TIE FIGHTERS

TWO ABBA SONGS

AND A COWBELL!!!!

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... 11 PICASSOS

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF WHISPERLESS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... 12 BIG BANGS

....

AH THAHNK YA.... THAHNK YA VAIRY MUCH... THIS GIG IS ENDING SOON. SO BRING YOUR FRIENDS FOR THE LAST FEW SHOWS... SHIRTS WILL BE WORTH A FORTUNE SOMEDAY I TELL YA.

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