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Female Performer Chat: Poetry (original.or.attributed)

Created by: dudley_do_ride

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OKAY EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY HEAR ME? GOOD. CAUSE I WAS WORRIED YOU KNOW.

I AM SITTING DOWN NOW TO CHAT. WAIT NO NOT YET. I HAVE TO GET MY DRINK. MY DRINK IS RUM.

IS THAT OKAY WITH EVERYBODY? OKAY IF I DRINK RUM WHILE I WATCH CHAT? IT IS OKAY IF I WATCH

THE CHAT RIGHT?

OH WHAT AM I SUPPOSSED TO SAY. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY. SUPPOSED TO SAY. ???

HELLO. I SAID HELLO. DID I ENDANGER THE SITE?

OH OKAY. GREETINGS. YEAH I AGREE. VERY WISE. SAFER.

THE SITE IS STILL HERE? GREAT. I WAS WORRIED. EVERY TIME I LOG ON I KNOW I PUT IT AT RISK.

HARD TIMES. DANGEROUS TIMES. BUSINESSES FAILING RIGHT AND LEFT. YA GOTTA BE SO CAREFUL HOW YOU

WATCH CHAT.

OH HI HONEY I AM STILL HERE. STILL HERE HONEY. DON'T WORRY I WILL BE QUIET AS I GO. I HAVE

BEEN HERE ONLY 45 SECONDS. I DON'T WANT TO BE A LURKER YOU KNOW. NOTHING WOULD PUMMEL THE SITE

LIKE A LURKER PLAGUE.

OK ROOM NUMBER 2. ROGER. ROOM 2. EVERYBODY READY? GOOD. NO STRAGGLERS? OK LET'S DO IT.

GREETINGS. IS THAT STILL THE CORRECT GREETING? CAN EVERYBODY STILL HEAR ME?

HELLO YOU LOOK APPEALING TODAY. I NOW DOUBLE GREETING. A LITTLE DANGEROUS. THE SITE STILL

HERE? MAYBE WE SHOULD ADD A LIGHT THAT INDICATES DANGER TO THE SITE. I WONDER IF IT WOULD BE

GREEN RIGHT NOW.

WHOOPS I TOOK A DRINK AND LOST TRACK OF TIME. I AM NOW A LURKER. DAMN IT. I KNOW HOW AWFUL

THEY ARE. IS THERE ANY WAY TO NOT BE A LURKER ANYMORE? OH YEAH. GO TO ANOTHER ROOM.

HELLO ROOM. GREETING. EVERYBODY HEAR ME. TURNOVER LOOKS PRETTY GOOD TODAY. GOTTA BE GOOOD

FOR THE SITE. I HEARD THE SITE NEARLY FOLDED ON WEDNESDAY BECAUSE SOME WHISPERERS GOT INTO

SECTOR SEVEN G. DANGEROUS. DANGEROUS TO THE SITE. THESE ARE TIMES TO BE SCARED.

OH THERE IS THE MODEL. I'D BETTER PROTECT HER. SHE COULD TIP OVER ANY MINUTE.

DARLING WATCH OUT. LURKERS! LURKERS! HOW DO I KNOW. IT'S QUIET. TOOO QUIET.

EVERYBODY HEAR ME? IS IT OKAY IF I GET ANOTHER DRINK? YOU KNOW I AM NOT WANKING RIGHT? I'D

HATE FOR YOU TO THINK I WAS SCAMMING THE SITE.

IS THE SITE STILL HERE? ANY LURKERS? FUCKING LURKERS! I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEFORE

LURKERS OVERRAN EVERYTHING.

CAN EVERYBODY HEAR ME? WHATS WITH THE CHATTER OVER THERE. WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! BUT DON'T WHISPER. MAKES THINGS TOOOOOOO QUIET. MAKES ME NERVOUS

WHEN IT'S TOOOOOOO QUIET. I START TO HEAR VOICES. THE VOICES SAY: PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES.

HATE THAT. AH OK IS TWO DRINKS OF RUM OKAY WITH EVERYBODY? ANY RULES ON WHAT I SHOULD BE

WEARING? I AM STILL IN MY PJS YOU KNOW. BUT I SWEAR I AM NOT WANKING.

OMG. NO.... NO... NO... THE SITE... IT IT IS.. FOLD...

*POOF*

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*giggles @ DUDLEY'S WAR OVER THE WHISPER* DUDE YOU SO ROCK!!!!

now ... for those of you who've missed my form of 'fun' [place impending sign of the apoxyclype roughly 'here] ... a series of Haiku that i use to define some of my newer and more interesting "EmoteIconOgraphy" � Amanda 2012

Haiku 13 (white.butterfly)

A(white.butterfly)
Passed petals in soft light
Calm eyes burnt with fire

� Amanda 2012
2/13/2012 (imagery will be completed tomorrow and it's a day of celebration in my tribe)

Haiku 17 (curve.of.your.back)

The (curve.of.your.back)
Sounds through sweet flesh to me now
Fall of rock from cliffs

Cairn to your strong need
Racked by all my desires
Tall stacks of Black Sea

Smoothed blue shape of you
Warmed now with sun�s heated breath
Scattered by caress

� Amanda 2012
2/7/2012

Haiku 25 (anomie.in.love)

(anomie.in.love)
red feather falls from above
shadow stilled by flight

� Amanda 2012
2/2/2012

and for now my favorite (sigh.delight)

Haiku 127 (berliner.humor)

(Berliner.humor)
wry laughter of disaster
always what I loved

� Amanda 2012
1/31/2012

and as usual my general finish to my bits of business

my work, my chat, my almost daily journals can be consumed on DeviantArt.com "amanda-graham" or sometimes though less frequently on my now malnourished blog site amandagraham.org

(kisses.licks) don't be strangers now *skates off to Old Town to sharpen my katanas*

*tosses a kiss to mon cheri Dudley* keep up ya RANTs pretty boy ... love em!

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2/12/12 @ 3:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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::quote_begin
Haiku 13 (white.butterfly)
Haiku 17 (curve.of.your.back)
Haiku 25 (anomie.in.love)
Haiku 127 (berliner.humor)

I DETECT A PRESENCE!!!! IT IS ALMOST MID-FEBRUARY BUT THE TIME TO START PREPARATIONS IS NOW!!!

* puts on tiger head *

THE PROPHECY HAS GIVEN US HOPE THAT IN OUR DIREST NEED A DARK WARRIOR WILL RETURN TO TIP THE SCALES.

OH EVIL ONE... WE BEG THAT YOUR PROPHECY ISN'T JUST YOUR CRUEL HUMOR ONCE AGAIN.

COMMITTEES... POWERFUL COMMITTEES... RISE TO IMPEDE OUR DARK WAYS

THE FOUL WEAKNESS HAS CREPT INTO OUR ROOTS

WHERE IS THE KATANAED ONE THAT WE SEEK?

IS SHE STILL IN THAT AFTERWORLD FOR ALL SOULS? WHY SO EARLY?

HOW MANY MUST BE IN THE CIRCLE THIS TIME LORD?

DO WE NEED TO SACRIFICE ANY PATHETIC THING FOR YOUR BUSINESS? IF SO I HAVE COUNTLESS SUGGESTIONS.

OHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM I CAN FEEL THE POWER RISING OHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM

HAIRS ON NAPE OF NECK BRISTLING WITH STATIC

HE HEARS!!!! HE HEARS!!!!

NAWDER... THE FIRST INVOCATION

NAWDER... THE SECOND...

WHO NOW WILL JOIN IN THE PREGAME???

FILTHY MAGGOTS I'D BETTER SEE MANY WORMS CRAWLING BENEATH MY FEET!!!!!

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Damn it Dudley consult the "Manual of Invocations" section 23, pages 731 to 732 ... it's REDWAN damnit!!!!! REDWAN!

*hides in my lover's arms waiting for what ever the Goddess will throw into the mix as {forbidden name used above}*

HMMMMMMM I BEGIN TO WONDER IF TOO MUCH TIME IN THE UNDERWORLD HAS CAUSED SOME DAMAGE.

THE NAME OF THE BEAST MUST BE SPOKEN BACKWARDS!!! BACKWARDS!!!

SIDEWARDS IS SKEWED!!!!

FORWARDS IS RIGHT OUT!!!

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*tiny voice, girlish, inviting, light within its darkness*coming from (shadows)

./` Anat and A�llo are coming Mr. Mountie, and they are very disturbed at all of this shouting ./~

(quiet.sounds)(movement)in(shadows) ./~ time for a leaving and a wander I think red jacketed stranger ./`

./~ my sisters are here Mr. Mountie ... they are here to complete all the cycles ./`

(winds.strong)(arctic.flow)
(cutting.cold)(northern.blow)
(iced.breath)(brings.cold.dea'th)
(blue.on.blue)(shadows.dark)(glow)
(grey'd.gowns)and(they.smile)
(sharp)all(around)

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/12/12 @ 7:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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GOOD... GOOD...

I KNOW THIS LOUDNESS BECOMES ME NOT...

BUT MY LORD KNOWS THAT I AM HORRIBLY CONSTRAINED TO LOUDNESS FOR A HORRID PERIOD...

I CAN WELL EMPLOY NIMBLE FINGERS...

TO MAKE THE PENTAGRAM...

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Created by: kertus

2/12/12 @ 7:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Omg posting #666!

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Omg posting #666!

YES... YES...

NOW YOU SEE...

IT IS... DESTINY!!!!

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SHEEET WATS GONNA HAPPEN?!!

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Narrator: The first plague that hit the Holy Land that year was an epedemic of pink eye. Not a big deal you may think. But imagine if you are the leader of a vast jihadic horde and as the enemy comes rushing down on you all your men are continually having to unseal their eyes from the crusties. Your bowmen blind. Your swordsmen helpless with clumbsy mailed hands. One king fell from his horse without even knowing a flight of arrows had ever left crusader bows.

The second plague many have felt was selected to let you know that you were dealing with some kind of pissed off god. For it rained puppies for one day and one night. Again, this may not seem like a big deal but with crusader forces starting to surround your city, could you really afford to ignore the town activists' demands to get them all to nice, nuturing homes? I mean... you may win if you ignore them but what's left to come home to?

The third plague was a real nipple twister. I mean it was not a nice thing at all to put it third because if you made it through the first two you deserved better. Far better. The third plague was that all quality musical instruments were destroyed and all singing voices were hit with larangytis. Symphony halls fell silent. Armies had to march without hymns, or even a beat. Oddly enough the pop cultural music was not effected at all. In a time when there were no recordings of any kind, all people had were their memories and whatever noises they could make on pots and pans and by humming. This sapped the will of the people and made them surrender much more rapidly to besieging armies who promised to replace what had been lost.

Now unlike sooooooooome books, we will here radically change the discussion to give a break from the depressing cataloging of plagues.

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Congregabo tenebris...

En ira tempestas...

Filii noctis venit ad me...

Omnes tenebris domini...

Sunt unitur spiritualem entitatem...

Hac tristi tempore...

Ex inferno...

Venit furoris, mortiferum unum...

Ad mutat eventum historiae...

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News Reporter: Yeah you can see a lot of smoke over the site now. Neighbors have been reporting strange flashes of lights and loud explosions. All this strange activity has coincided, oddly enough, with the return of the artic wolf to this habitat.

We are also getting reports of local graveyards having dug up bodies with missing brains. The top of the head being replaced with some strange screw top device.

Needless to say the locals are pretty nevous Tom, pretty nervous indeed.

Anchor: Sooooo. You staying in town there overnight?

News Reporter: Yeah right Tom. (rolling eyes) I'm gonna stay overnight in creepout central.

Anchor: Any clues about these plagues that we have been seeing?

News Reporter: Nothing factual. But it is obvious to everyone that this place is the source somehow.

Anchor: All right. We'll keep you all informed. Now let's go to the puppy festival in Haven.

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I HAVE THE POWER TO UNLOCK ALL THE LOCKS MYSELF.

BUT I WON'T.

EVERYTHING WILL HAVE BEEN PREPARED. MY PART FULFILLED.

BUT I WILL NOT BEAR RESPONSIBILTY FOR IT ON MY OWN. NO MATTER HOW HOT HELL BURNS.

NOW MAGGOTS. NOW SPIRITS. IF YOU DARE.

FULFILL YOUR PART.

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Sorry this maggot seems ta have lost his key ...

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS NAWDER

* click *

OH CRAP!

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Anat: (in a trance) NAWDER

A�llo: (also in a trance) NAWDER

There be but a single invocation required.

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AH GOOD. LOOKS LIKE THERE WON'T BE ANY TAKERS FOR THE FINAL KEY.

I WAS STARTING TO HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, I MEAN, I JUST

PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN ON THAT CONDO FOR EXAMPLE. I MEAN, AS GREAT AS IT IS

BEING A MINION FOR THE DARK LORD, IT IS NICE TO JUST KICK BACK AND RELAX

NOW AND THEN. NOT HAVING TO SCRABBLE THROUGH GRAVEYARDS. NOT HAVING TO

WIRE BITS OF CRANIUM TO THIS OR THAT. YEAH, I COULD GET USED TO THE EASY LIFE

FOR A WHILE...

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NAWDER .. NAWDER ... NAWDER ... NAWDER ... NAWDER ... NAWDER should there b more than one maggot doin' this chant???

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NAWDER .. NAWDER ... NAWDER ... NAWDER ... NAWDER ... NAWDER should there b more than one maggot doin' this chant???

(lol)

OH NO!!! OH MY GOD!!!

IT'S BEEN DONE!!! ALL THE KEYS!!!

IT CAN'T BE REVERSED NOW!!!

SHE... IS.... HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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