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Created by: skullfuck

10/1/10 @ 6:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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just bought a new game for the ps3
it about a black guy who drives around fucking whores,
uses violence with metal bars, crashing , evading police
it call tiger woods pga tour 2010

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Created by: skullfuck

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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he's fucked if he needs glasses".

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Created by: skullfuck

10/1/10 @ 7:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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a catholic priest sees a little boy
crying at the edge of the cliff
preist asks whats wrong
boy says my mom and dad have gone over the edge in the car
i think they both dead
the priest looks around then pulls out his cock and says not your fuckin day is it

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Created by: the_maverick

10/2/10 @ 6:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Rocking the fishnets again.....god this woman is HOT!

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Created by: lickau

10/3/10 @ 12:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The music flows in her body and mind ....
Built and an actual ballerina .....
Dances the day and night until ......
Someone stops her and holds her and she begins to ... be ....
Dancing in the Sheets so naughty and sexy

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wOOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Party in her room - in her undies ... oopppss ROOM PARTY !!!

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Created by: Doritha

10/3/10 @ 12:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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IN LOVE WITH TEACHER

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

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Created by: lickau

10/4/10 @ 5:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

:orglaugh

Dori is on wOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Created by: lickau

10/4/10 @ 8:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Nurse Doritha is on duty . 1 of her regulars is in the hospital and this song is going out to them with Dori in Nursing costume at thier bedsiide :thumbsup

Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love

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I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
Then you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

Chorus

How deep is your love, how deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my saviour when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

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10/4/10 @ 9:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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sexy Hot and sweet girl

guys watch her out;) u will not reward!!!

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Created by: skullfuck

10/5/10 @ 1:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND
GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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Created by: caramely

10/7/10 @ 6:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lmao@ hottest model !!! ahaha

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Created by: brez_teddy617

10/7/10 @ 8:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lmao@ hottest model !!! ahaha

it was your first post on the forum.If don't have something nice to say .don;t say anything at all.or didn;t mommy teach you manners :offtopic

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Created by: suggs

10/7/10 @ 8:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Bets Brez a used battery, an odd lime green sock and an expired library card that the poster is actually a performeron here.

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10/7/10 @ 10:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Bets Brez a used battery, an odd lime green sock and an expired library card that the poster is actually a performeron here.

Not sure what your mean about my post.but i am no performer.Everyone had such nice things to say and caramely laughed about it.like she not hot.all i was saying he should keep his comments to him self.if he don't think she is hot.i change my screen name hear because i am a big fan of my favorite model.I guess it was a bad idea.my screen name i use in chat is groundhog617

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Created by: suggs

10/7/10 @ 1:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Not sure what your mean about my post.but i am no performer.Everyone had such nice things to say and caramely laughed about it.like she not hot.all i was saying he should keep his comments to him self.if he don't think she is hot.i change my screen name hear because i am a big fan of my favorite model.I guess it was a bad idea.my screen name i use in chat is groundhog617

I was betting that caramely was a performer, not you.

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Created by: groundhog617

10/7/10 @ 1:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I was betting that caramely was a performer, not you.

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Created by: the_maverick

10/7/10 @ 6:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Suggs, you've been around longer than i have even, so you know all too well that ignorance runs rampant here. The good thing about fools, is that we need not concern ourselves with what they think. Even a fine woman like Doritha will not be properly appreciated by eveyone, and it is their loss.

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Created by: wirgo

10/7/10 @ 6:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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it was your first post on the forum.If don't have something nice to say .don;t say anything at all.or didn;t mommy teach you manners :offtopic

are u the police of the forums? it says you are from east coast US so it doesnt surprise me that you have no ideas who is hot or not!hahahaha

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Created by: alberich

10/7/10 @ 6:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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are u the police of the forums? it says you are from east coast US so it doesnt surprise me that you have no ideas who is hot or not!hahahaha

It's a thread made for a beautiful Lady so it is rude to give negative replies. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder - so negative comments. If you prefer someone else - than write in her thread o make one for your fav.
Comments like yours are needless - respect to others is a basic for every society and community.

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Created by: the_maverick

10/7/10 @ 7:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Well said. I started this thread as a tribute to a woman I think is beautiful, hoping to garner attention from like minded people. For the most part, this has gone pretty well. Some however, seem only interested in demeaning others, most likely in an effort to raise their own self esteem....sad really.

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