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Created by: jerkinmycock-1

6/2/11 @ 6:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Thats how it starts

What exactly starts like that?....sorry i was replying to a ''real'' woman!...........

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oh boy hate for the specific. hate for the general. hate for anyone different.. just.. plain.. hate.

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Created by: jerkinmycock-1

6/2/11 @ 8:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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oh boy hate for the specific. hate for the general. hate for anyone different.. just.. plain.. hate.

Nope liar! ..very open minded here and you can see it in other threads!....and what your trying to do here i will not get in!...HYPOCRYTE...ask models around here if im a hater??....i told you before but you dont get it!...i can hate haters like your self!!...but if i like you i will die for you!!...sorry the day ill die for you is not close!!...now i said it on another thread im not talking to you anymore....!!...why the hell do you always adress me....

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6/2/11 @ 8:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Most wise people would not say about themselves that they have brains, but they would leave that judgement to others.

But then you do just that..

I have had a classical school education (gymnasium) and i was neither impressed about your knowledge of the Greek mythology as you have established on this website nor your knowledge of the french language that i have seen in the forums.

Hmmm � gymnasium�
Oh, you mean gymnasium (school)
So i'm guessing it was this type of school then? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnasium_(school) I mean, it's the equivalent of a U.S. college preparatory high school...

You would be more impressive if didn't expose yourself as an expert on those topics.
I have said it already 100 times here on this website and if necessary i will repeat it 100 times too: just stay yourself, don't try make people think that you are more than them, because basically there is not a lot of difference between people, irrespective what their education or status have brought to them.

And yet that is what you do each and every time you pull the stops out and vent your spleen on anything I say or do.

But since you put such import on the specifics of it...may I politely ask...does that mean that you sucked Socrates' dick? Or that you took it in the ass from other members of his collegium? Just wanting to double check as the position might make a difference in the measuring of "intellectual penis sizes".

Oh and jerkin.. please wipe the spit off your chin, and tip me, before you announce how you want to fuck with me.

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6/2/11 @ 9:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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So i went to this model's room for the first time today...it goes like this!....i tell her...''hello''...she goes....''hi hru jerkin?''....then i say ''im good thx n you?''....then she goes ''im good too....im horny...wet like a river and dripping...wanna fuck??''....uhhh?.. then i stayed quiet for about 30 seconds and left her room..lol....pls if you meet a member for the first time dont act like this!...lol...if you members have some other advices or funny stuff feel free to post here....

Iam a new model so I will totally make sure I wont talk to anyone like that, unless they like it.dirty boys

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Created by: easyfellow

6/3/11 @ 2:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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But since you put such import on the specifics of it...may I politely ask...does that mean that you sucked Socrates' dick? Or that you took it in the ass from other members of his collegium? Just wanting to double check as the position might make a difference in the measuring of "intellectual penis sizes".

Yes, I have sucked Socrates' dick and I took a couple of 100's from other members of the collegium in my ass...

Does that mean that I have a huge intellectual penis now? :winkwink

Hope it makes your mind relaxed enough to sleep well...

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Created by: ophelias_rue

6/3/11 @ 4:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL now THAT's the spirit!!!

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Created by: jerkinmycock-1

6/3/11 @ 5:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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But then you do just that..

I have had a classical school education (gymnasium) and i was neither impressed about your knowledge of the Greek mythology as you have established on this website nor your knowledge of the french language that i have seen in the forums.

Hmmm � gymnasium�
Oh, you mean gymnasium (school)
So i'm guessing it was this type of school then? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnasium_(school) I mean, it's the equivalent of a U.S. college preparatory high school...

You would be more impressive if didn't expose yourself as an expert on those topics.
I have said it already 100 times here on this website and if necessary i will repeat it 100 times too: just stay yourself, don't try make people think that you are more than them, because basically there is not a lot of difference between people, irrespective what their education or status have brought to them.

And yet that is what you do each and every time you pull the stops out and vent your spleen on anything I say or do.

But since you put such import on the specifics of it...may I politely ask...does that mean that you sucked Socrates' dick? Or that you took it in the ass from other members of his collegium? Just wanting to double check as the position might make a difference in the measuring of "intellectual penis sizes".

Oh and jerkin.. please wipe the spit off your chin, and tip me, before you announce how you want to fuck with me.

First i would NEVER tip you and second i could not fuck you cause im a man! :bowdown

...hope you will have a good day thinking about how you can insult and hate people!.... :helpme

...btw you speak like you were still a model here!...youv been banned from modeling for bad behaviors why dont you get over it and start new!....have a good day...''anyway''

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6/5/11 @ 12:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: jerkinmycock-1

7/4/11 @ 7:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Another favor models should do to themselves!...pls dont call other people in your room freeloaders or assholes when your in party chat just because they didnt tip you in 2 mins!....think longer then your nose!!!...maybe you will be missing out in long term!!..be careful....

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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/4/11 @ 7:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: jerkinmycock-1

7/4/11 @ 8:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Models should pay NO attention WHAT SO EVER to threads such as this.. where pompous blow hards rant for hours telling them what they should or should not do.. and, just like they do it in freechat.. fail to either TIP or BUY A SHOW..

OMG..look whos talking!....dont forget to tip a model tonight to bann a poor guy!...and your trying to make morals here?!..you are the one who does shit here even if you tip!....you better keep tipping a lot or else your going down!....we members receice emails too you know and even talk on phone......rant!...YOU are all about rant!....BTW i started this thread to help models so they can know what members like or dislike....if you think it is so bad i will tell you the same thing you said to some here...dont read it if you dont like it!....70 replies yet so maybe some like it?...

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Created by: jerkinmycock-1

7/4/11 @ 8:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Also i have always been a ''pro'' model member here for 5 years...you like me or you dont!....be it..but when i have some truth to tell i will!...sorry but its the way i am...

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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/5/11 @ 2:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...expect this to be a full time job. Yes, there are a few who have pulled it off.
But don't work 8 hours a day 5 times a week. You'll just end up despising those who have not yet registered and disappointed at those whom have made themselves room regulars that don't go private everytime you log on.

..post in your topic that it's going to take 7500 credits in tips for a 3 second glimpse of your boob on a slow ass tuesday night. guaranteed to be a no boob night.

...as previously mentioned, remain headless. there's other chicks who show plenty of head. you're typecasting yourself as a blow up doll, pretty much.

...go classless in your main bio pic. you all have boobs, and toys. keep us in suspense.

oh gosh.. look at you GO SMASH.. wooo hooooooo.. umm now let's take a breath and consider what 99.9 percent of the customers here.. on the female side of the site.. really desire from a model.. ummmm okay.. maybe not blow up.. but those "cyber skinned pussies in a can" really are damn close to what's on the "Top 5 Things From Santa" that most of the customers want.. really.. you are going to hold models responsible for what you see in so many rooms here? hmmm *penalty box* sorry.. i just don't get this diatribe from YOU... you and i share some favorites.. so i know what you are driving at.. but just because you don't speak Polish, or Russian, or Fran�aise.. does not mean that that lovely on the screen is, by your poor definition, a 'bimbo'.. some of us are excellant bimbos while laughing behind our hands at how easily you are satisfied...

*pinches your left cerebral hemisphere and skips away whistling*

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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/5/11 @ 2:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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70 replies yet so maybe some like it?...

hmmm well.. 70 is a bit better than the average 10 to 1 reads to replies that most threads garner.. so.. slightly better than average ratio.. eh? but then average has always been about high water mark for some eh? eh? *giggles* lol and if you keep breaking all of your replies to any post i make into 2 or more of your own.. maybe you'll do better eh? eh?

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Created by: grumpnose

7/5/11 @ 4:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I'm noticing people being attacked for stating what they want to see from a model, personally I think this is not right. Many people don't want the blow up dolls described (99% do, when was that study done?) so I think we have the right to REQUEST different behavior, the model chooses to take the advice or not. I will tell you I personally don't want a blow up doll and won't stay in the room of the I'm so horney u can see my face in pvt. models. Sorry I want to be charmed, I think there are enough people who have posted similar things to at least add up to more than 1%.

I will never make such suggestions in a models room since I think it is rude, but customer surveys happen to be normal in business, and lets face it the forums are as close as it gets. Trying to mute opinion by spewing hate is a trick of politicians, I'm hoping we pervs have more sense than that.

Sorry Ms. Rue you know I like you, but i do reserve the right to disagree, I'm hoping you will take what is said in the spirit that it was meant.

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7/5/11 @ 6:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Meh that was no attack that was a giant hug filled with rainbows unicorns and lollipops. Anyway she knows you can't rreeaaallyy get pussy in a can. jeesh.

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7/5/11 @ 6:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Many people don't want the blow up dolls described (99% do, when was that study done?) ... I will tell you I personally don't want a blow up doll and won't stay in the room of the I'm so horney u can see my face in pvt. models

Whoa whoa whoa, say no more, say no more!

::pulls out inflatable Jiggly Belle from her box::

You mean to tell me that you're not to be persuaded by this lovely little bitty with party store blonde hair that smells like aisle seven at Home Depot, mostly varnishes and paint thinners but also lovely scents like epoxy and polyurethane? -

::bloooooows, blows some more::

With her somehow captivating blank cross-eyed gaze and half unglued lashes, and of course her rather creepy golf ball sized round "O" abyss-like mouth perpetually asking -

::big breath, blooooooows as a leg starts to take shape::

"Hey big boy, what else can you put in there?" -

::gasp.. bloooows a little more::

and that sexy vinyl plasticene sheen that squeals and squeaks as one tries to mount her, err, well, nix that, I meant cuddle -

::red-faced now, but she's nearly three quarters of a date!::

up next to her and take her poorly attended to, mitten-like hands with the excess plastic trim on the seams, wrap it around their neck before *flllp!* it snaps back like a punching bag clown to starting position -

::last blows... nearly.. finished... bloooooooooooooooooooows::

*pfffffffffffffffffftttttttt!!!!*

::disbelief as my date rockets across the room, deflating one extremity at a time as she meanders and loop-de-loops, pitter-pattering from one corner of the ceiling to the next, knocking down a picture of my parents with her half-aired head and same "Ooooh" expressionless mouth::

Come on then, be a sport, we all would rather this to the needy models with their 'talk to me' replies and 'tell me about yourself' ways. Ughh..

All I need is an air compressor and a tether and I'm a happy camper

:hitit

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Created by: suggs

7/5/11 @ 7:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Whoa whoa whoa, say no more, say no more!

::pulls out inflatable Jiggly Belle from her box::

You mean to tell me that you're not to be persuaded by this lovely little bitty with party store blonde hair that smells like aisle seven at Home Depot, mostly varnishes and paint thinners but also lovely scents like epoxy and polyurethane? -

::bloooooows, blows some more::

With her somehow captivating blank cross-eyed gaze and half unglued lashes, and of course her rather creepy golf ball sized round "O" abyss-like mouth perpetually asking -

::big breath, blooooooows as a leg starts to take shape::

"Hey big boy, what else can you put in there?" -

::gasp.. bloooows a little more::

and that sexy vinyl plasticene sheen that squeals and squeaks as one tries to mount her, err, well, nix that, I meant cuddle -

::red-faced now, but she's nearly three quarters of a date!::

up next to her and take her poorly attended to, mitten-like hands with the excess plastic trim on the seams, wrap it around their neck before *flllp!* it snaps back like a punching bag clown to starting position -

::last blows... nearly.. finished... bloooooooooooooooooooows::

*pfffffffffffffffffftttttttt!!!!*

::disbelief as my date rockets across the room, deflating one extremity at a time as she meanders and loop-de-loops, pitter-pattering from one corner of the ceiling to the next, knocking down a picture of my parents with her half-aired head and same "Ooooh" expressionless mouth::

Come on then, be a sport, we all would rather this to the needy models with their 'talk to me' replies and 'tell me about yourself' ways. Ughh..

All I need is an air compressor and a tether and I'm a happy camper

:hitit

And a puncture repair kit on standby ?

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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/5/11 @ 8:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*makes reservations for amicu and i in the now open seating for the Greek Isles tours*

wot? no 'pussy in a can'? jeesh.. i thought at least ONE of the Aussie's would have fessed up? *sigh* just goes to show.. where's Kertus when ya need him eh?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pussy_in_a_can
http://www.roboticblowjob.com/wiki/why-men -love-artificial-vagina

*arranges deck chair seating for amicu's inflateable favorite... bah.. *weeps openly over the now departed Elvis who my heel did a job on**

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