8/17/14 @ 11:47am
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
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8/17/14 @ 2:32pm
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Location: Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law.
Posts: 237
.for Co_do ... giggles .
(sacrilegious.Trent.video)
*looks askance at Mandy*
A vid that besmirches Trent?! Oh you doth wound me deep!
*howls while clutching chest and sinking to knees*
I am mortally stricken. Such sweet betrayal...
*faintly gasps, eyelids flutter*
Adieu cruel, delicious world.
*begrudgingly gives up the ghost...
to haunt Mandy*
Seriously, the vid you shared is both hilarious and fitting. Hahah
*infinite spanks*
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*looks askance at Mandy*
A vid that besmirches Trent?! Oh you doth wound me deep!
*howls while clutching chest and sinking to knees*
I am mortally stricken. Such sweet betrayal...
*faintly gasps, eyelids flutter*
Adieu cruel, delicious world.
*begrudgingly gives up the ghost...
to haunt Mandy*
Seriously, the vid you shared is both hilarious and fitting. Hahah
*infinite spanks*
is there any polite way to tell a male customer that i'm straight? ;) Quote
9/5/14 @ 9:09am
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
9/5/14 @ 9:12am
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
9/5/14 @ 1:59pm
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Location: Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law.
Posts: 237
is there any polite way to tell a male customer that i'm straight? ;)
gender reassignment?
Hah
And Tommy, it matters not to me whether you or anyone else is gay, straight, or bi.
But when it comes to the melding of souls in a syzygy and relationship based upon the Triangular Theory of Love, I'm slightly picky - I prefer only that my shakti be a svelte, polymathic, psionically proficient, totally enlightened, transcendent minded, cybernetically enhanced, alien gene spliced, elder gods venerating, dimensional warping, plasma-jet emitting, adamantite katana wielding, apotheosis verging, female posthuman... and a superb cook.
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9/11/14 @ 8:33am
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
I just logged on for a little bit but keep freezing! I got kicked off a few times. Trying to figure out a solution - I'm going to see how long it will take to get faster internet connection. It was so awesome to see a bunch of you in my room! I promise I'll be back on ASAP...hopefully tonight!
XoXo
VS support: It's their cam settings.
me: umhmmmmmmm uh ...
VS development: really Mandy it's the cam settings
me: ummmmmm
VS Marketing Monkey: Can i have a nanner now?
me: Sure baby! About the coincidental nature of VS_test rooms and system failure rates ... statistically have you noticed that at .9 probabilities there's really no question of ... OH THAT'S TOO CUTE WITH THE CLAPPING YOUR HANDS OVER YA' HEAD! (EmoteIconOgraphy.of.worthless.micky_mouse.gloves.clapping)
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9/15/14 @ 12:17am
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
Wife: I am going to London. What gift do you want?
Husband:British girl
(Wife returns)
Husband: where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months Quote
1/2/15 @ 1:48pm
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Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431
A man's heart skips a beat,
His throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why???
Because she smells like a new truck!!! Quote
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1/7/15 @ 1:24am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,266
happy model song:
Oh bb ur so tricky doan u understand
u take me by my heart when u take me private man
That right bb...
Ur so cool bb! Really cool bb! Got to cum for u bb!
Oh bb yur so fine
yur so fine u blo my mind
hey bb! hey bb!
Oh bb yur so fine
yur so fine u blo my mind
hey bb! hey bb!
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1/10/15 @ 1:00pm
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Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina." Quote
There once was this camgirl that had boobs with a beautiful bounce to remember.
On twitter she wrote "Natural is better!" in November.
Now the bounce is gone, she got fake plastic tits in December. Quote
8/20/15 @ 4:13pm
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Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768
A gynaecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought, he decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had once enjoyed prior to college, would be a good choice. However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine and he knew that in order to compete with the younger workforce, he would have to go to school.
He enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching auto mechanics. He aced the course, but the final exam required each student to completely strip and reassemble an engine. It was with some trepidation that he took the test. At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for evaluation and awaited his final grade.
When they were handed out, he did a double take at the 150% grade he received. Rather confused, he asked his instructors how it was possible to have a grade like this. "It is really quite simple," they said. "We gave you 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly reassembling it, and an additional 50% for doing it all through the exhaust."
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