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Created by: g-mann

9/28/09 @ 6:39pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Breaking news from ESPN -- 'B' has been pocked to be the ENTIRE mens olympic team for the US in 2012.

In honor of "B" being the first ever solo Olympian for an entire country, the Olympic Committee has decided to use the following slightly updated song for the opening ceremonies :thumbsup

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Created by: lickau

9/29/09 @ 4:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Have you heard this description before?
From Beverly Hills
6'3" - 215 lbs
Actor/athlete
8 pack abs
9.5 inch dick
Opens with this description and asks... want to suk my dik?
:orglaugh

Just had to post to see how many have heard this. We believe we heard 90210 theme song playing as he spoke. :helpme

ANYONE that rude should be announce :twocents

He continued to act a fool
Simply using thier OWN words and descriptions and then having fun

There used to be a game when I grew up told by my Grandpa
I bought "bla bla bla" with a Nickle
Each person had to top it and buy bigger and better

This is a simple version . Maybe you had to be in the room when "B" acted that way
There is NEVER a need to be rude to models :twocents

Time to have fun and visit some :angel

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Created by: hfactor_

9/29/09 @ 6:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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ANYONE that rude should be announce :twocents

He continued to act a fool
Simply using thier OWN words and descriptions and then having fun
There used to be a game when I grew up told by my Grandpa
I bought "bla bla bla" with a Nickle
Each person had to top it and buy bigger and better
This is a simple version . Maybe you had to be in the room when "B" acted that way
There is NEVER a need to be rude to models :twocents

Time to have fun and visit some :angel

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Created by: gallodelcielo

9/29/09 @ 6:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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ANYONE that rude should be announce :twocents

He continued to act a fool
Simply using thier OWN words and descriptions and then having fun
There used to be a game when I grew up told by my Grandpa
I bought "bla bla bla" with a Nickle
Each person had to top it and buy bigger and better
This is a simple version . Maybe you had to be in the room when "B" acted that way
There is NEVER a need to be rude to models :twocents

Time to have fun and visit some :angel

I agree with you completely, LickaU...

But I think it should be enough after a time... :thumbsup

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Created by: lickau

9/29/09 @ 7:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I agree with you completely, LickaU...
But I think it should be enough after a time... :thumbsup

Topics get buried naturally when there is no interest
There is 1 topic in VIP someone had title "A Bright Ideal" and only posted :evil

We often pay homage to it every few months :drinkup

Spirit of the Forum is to have fun
Americans sometimes have a different humor than other cultures and like to "rib" each other
[Look up roasting / joking / ribbing/etc]

:drinkup

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Created by: dubyabee

9/29/09 @ 10:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Isn't "B"'s rib the wellspring of current humor?

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Created by: bigdaddycool

9/29/09 @ 11:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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actually, its a toenail clipping. his ribs are indestructible. he's kinda like wolverine in that aspect :evil

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Created by: g-mann

9/29/09 @ 2:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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actually, its a toenail clipping. his ribs are indestructible. he's kinda like wolverine in that aspect :evil

That is partially why we are all paying tribute to "B". He is not "A" super hero, he is "The" super hero :thumbsup

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Created by: g-mann

9/29/09 @ 5:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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CNN's Tony Harris reports that while at dinner in Gordon Ramsey's At The London in New York, "B" was showing Gordon (who had invited "B" after "B" had led the Detroit Lions to victory) his signature dish, and it of course was added to the menu of this and all the other restaurants Gordon has in the US and abroad. As "B" was preparing his dish, B's mind happened to be wondering and he figured out how to reverse global warming. Way to go "B"! :thumbsup

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Created by: bigdaddycool

9/29/09 @ 5:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Wolf Blitzer is now reporting that Barack Obama has stated that he will not run in 2012 if "B" is on the ballot. He states that he realizes he has no chance whatsover and refuses to be the victim of a 260 million to 0 landslide

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Created by: g-mann

9/29/09 @ 11:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Tony Harris from CNN reports that a flight from Detroit to New York had a scare yesterday. It seems the pilot had a seizure and he actually knocked out his co-pilot.Luckily for the crew and passengers, "B" was on board and with Ian Ziering as his co-pilot safely landed the plane at JFK. The plane did not arrive on time however, it was EARLY!

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Created by: bigdaddycool

9/29/09 @ 11:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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been to JFK....what you are saying is a feat in itself

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Created by: dubyabee

9/30/09 @ 12:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE FOOD NETWORK: �B� has just defeated the Iron Chef in the master chefs� cook-off. The surprise ingredients for this show were Honey, Brandi, Sugar Cherry, Sherri, Saje, Jasmine, and Caramel Carmen. �B� amazed the audience with his Benihana display of swordsmanship, his radiant smile, his knack for meat handling, and a sparking smile. In his allotted hour �B� produced an incredible collection of Hot cOOkies, Spicy Cupcakes, and Sizzling Faux KFC chicken.

Also competing was Teddy-G, the master BBQ chef. It turns out that Teddy squandered his hour because sitting in the front row of the gallery was the beautiful Sheryl. Although Teddy tried to stay in the game, his attention was elsewhere and all he could finish were the cOOkies.

The guest judges were Oprah and Dr.Phil who attacked the food with such gusto that they drooled on themselves and bit their fingers as they feverishly devoured the presented gastronomical treat. After defeating Bobby Flay, �B� remained behind autographing a picture of himself holding his big cooking tool. Rumor has it that he approached the show's producers and was angling to be a host chef for the rest of the season. Teddy. meanwhile, was last seen exiting the side door of the studio smiling widely and holding hands with Sheryl. If you ask me Teddy won hands down.

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Created by: g-mann

9/30/09 @ 12:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE FOOD NETWORK: �B� has just defeated the Iron Chef in the master chefs� cook-off. The surprise ingredients for this show were Honey, Brandi, Sugar Cherry, Sherri, Saje, Jasmine, and Caramel Carmen. �B� amazed the audience with his Benihana display of swordsmanship, his radiant smile, his knack for meat handling, and a sparking smile. In his allotted hour �B� produced an incredible collection of Hot cOOkies, Spicy Cupcakes, and Sizzling Faux KFC chicken.
Also competing was Teddy-G, the master BBQ chef. It turns out that Teddy squandered his hour because sitting in the front row of the gallery was the beautiful Sheryl. Although Teddy tried to stay in the game, his attention was elsewhere and all he could finish were the cOOkies.
The guest judges were Oprah and Dr.Phil who attacked the food with such gusto that they drooled on themselves and bit their fingers as they feverishly devoured the presented gastronomical treat. After defeating Bobby Flay, �B� remained behind autographing a picture of himself holding his big cooking tool. Rumor has it that he approached the show's producers and was angling to be a host chef for the rest of the season. Teddy. meanwhile, was last seen exiting the side door of the studio smiling widely and holding hands with Sheryl. If you ask me Teddy won hands down.

:orglaugh

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Created by: bigdaddycool

9/30/09 @ 12:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I WATCHED THAT EPISODE!!!

he cut everyting with a katana!!! it was amazing! alton brown said he would be the new IRON CHEF

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Created by: dubyabee

9/30/09 @ 1:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I WATCHED THAT EPISODE!!!
he cut everyting with a katana!!! it was amazing! alton brown said he would be the new IRON CHEF

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Created by: g-mann

9/30/09 @ 2:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Fox Sports' very own Jeff Hammond reports... After winning the NASCAR Nationwide AND Sprint Car Races in Dover this past weekend. "B" has decided to compete in the Firestone Indy 300 in Homestead. Although he cannot win the championship and this is "B"'s first Indy Race, he is favored to win 25 to 1. When asked about these odds, Scott Dixon the current points leader stated, "What do you expect? He IS "B"."

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Created by: amicu

9/30/09 @ 3:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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'B' recently embarked on a trip to Sudan where he single-handedly launched a Rambo campaign on behalf of Darfur and blew a lot of stuff up while posing for ridiculously macho action scenes. Time magazine conveniently was available toward the end of this one-man action campaign (that included dozens, nay, hundreds of opportunities to run in slow motion and dive as buildings and miscellaneous stuff exploded behind him), in this case as he stood fearless in front of an exploding janjaweed terror base and posed with no less than six newly-adopted orphans sitting on either of his bulging biceps, his rippling 128 pack abs and sprayed-on tan perfectly contrasting with the Hollywood-esque explosions behind him.

He is 'B'. Midnight cowboy. 21st Century Conquistador. Discoverer of the legendary female B-spot. Pheromone drenched Socialite and ridiculously wealthy philanthropist. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself. He just happens to be, the most interesting man in the world.

He doesn't always drink, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. "Stay thirsty my friends."

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Created by: dubyabee

9/30/09 @ 4:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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'B' recently embarked on a trip to Sudan where he single-handedly launched a Rambo campaign on behalf of Darfur and blew a lot of stuff up while posing for ridiculously macho action scenes. Time magazine conveniently was available toward the end of this one-man action campaign (that included dozens, nay, hundreds of opportunities to run in slow motion and dive as buildings and miscellaneous stuff exploded behind him), in this case as he stood fearless in front of an exploding janjaweed terror base and posed with no less than six newly-adopted orphans sitting on either of his bulging biceps, his rippling 128 pack abs and sprayed-on tan perfectly contrasting with the Hollywood-esque explosions behind him.
He is 'B'. Midnight cowboy. 21st Century Conquistador. Discover of the legendary female B-spot. Pheromone drenched Socialite and ridiculously wealthy philanthropist. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself. He just happens to be, the most interesting man in the world.
He doesn't always drink, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. "Stay thirsty my friends."
:drinkup

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Created by: hfactor_

9/30/09 @ 8:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Law Offices Of Robert Shapiro are reporting that "B" has been contacted to head up lead counsel in the upcoming pending case of famous director/producer Roman Polanski. Polanski is in Zurich awaiting possible extradition to the U.S. and Polanski has stated that he wants nobody but "B" to represent him. You might remember "B's" last case was representing on O.J. Simpson's
defense team. And in fact was a intrical part in the case asking Mr. Simpson to try on the glove, where if it didn't fit...hence you must aquit.

On a related topic, "B" has been invited to join Jason Priestly, Ian Zeiring, Luke Perry, and Brian Austin Green on their annual white water rafting trip on the Colorado Rapids. He is being made a honorary member of the 90210 family. Many people do not know this but infact Aaron Spelling used "B" as a prototype for the main characters, And for the comeback of sideburns.

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