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Created by: Kamilaa

4/3/09 @ 6:00am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Music lives in all of us!!! Rock ALIVE !!!! :guitar

Yahoooooooo :thumbsup

LuckaU and Rocker GREAT Songs!!! Music and texts!!! :guitar

Aerosmith - Crazy :thumbsup

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/4/09 @ 6:04am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hey you reading this

Then I want to give you
24 SmileS..

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS
:winkwink

ALL DAY

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Created by: l247

4/4/09 @ 11:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: this is where i was, now i am some place else
Posts: 832

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you who...hope they are me :drinkup

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Created by: Tia Envie

4/4/09 @ 5:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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It was very nise read that)) Fun clubs growing up ))

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Created by: l247

4/5/09 @ 8:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: this is where i was, now i am some place else
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i'm still smiling.....thank you so much

:bowdown

hope you see you soon..

p.s. more jokes please :angel

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/5/09 @ 9:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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It was very nise read that)) Fun clubs growing up ))

Im not magician , I only learning *blush*
But to be seriouse - cheers My smiles work

:winkwink

Glad to hear ^_^

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/5/09 @ 9:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: dan_in_florida

4/5/09 @ 10:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501

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I've been a fan for a while, it just took me way too long to post it here. Kamilaa's room is always a very happy place to be, with a sweet and lovely lady in charge, and lots of great people hanging out with her there. I hope I can claim at least one of those 24 smiles for my own, and here's one right back at you from me Dear

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Created by: lickau

4/5/09 @ 10:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

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If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!
My small revelation :> TO all my dear !!!

Kamilaa is always sweet and sexy
I miss her jokes here , but it is nice to see her showing how sweet she is too

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/5/09 @ 11:20am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

:orglaugh

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Created by: l247

4/5/09 @ 4:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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omg too funny lmao

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Created by: Loona

4/5/09 @ 4:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Yeahhh.. Kamilaa - not enough you are so beautifull and charming that also you made me laugh so much... How to not adore you? :thumbsup

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Created by: old_rocker

4/6/09 @ 2:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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You always won, everytime you placed a bet
You're still damn good, no one's gotten to you yet
Everytime they were sure they had you caught
You were quicker than they thought
You'd just turn your back and walk
You always said, the cards would never do you wrong
The trick you said was never piay the game too long
A gambler's share, the only risk that you would take
The only loss you could forsake
The only bluff you couldn't fake

And you're still the same
I caught up with you yesterday
Moving game to game
No one standing in your way
Turning on the charm
Long enough to get you by
You're still the same
You still aim high

There you stood, everybody watched you play
I just turned and walked away
I had nothing left to say

'cause you're still the same
You're still the same
Moving game to game
Some thlngs never change
You're still the same

:guitar

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Created by: old_rocker

4/6/09 @ 3:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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meatloaf

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't gettin us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here
And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way I feel
The snow is really piling up outs
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here
I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
And all I can do, Is keep on telling you
I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad, 'Cause two out of three ain't bad

You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coup de Ville
Hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
I can't lie, I can't tell you something I'm not
No matter how I try, I'll never be able
To give you something, something that I just haven't got

There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back, ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me, she kept on telling me
I want you, I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad, 'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
:guitar

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/6/09 @ 4:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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The Goodnight Kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her �Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."

:orglaugh

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Created by: val-here

4/6/09 @ 6:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: possibly under a bed.. breathing hard lmao
Posts: 25

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Kami i never laughed so hard.. that was really a funny joke..

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/8/09 @ 4:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Val when i readed this first time i laughed hard too :D I always willingly divide positive emotion :winkwink

And present smile to my DEARS !!! :bowdown

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Created by: Kamilaa

4/8/09 @ 4:28am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:

" Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person"

The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.

She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You don't even have any arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I don't have arms, so how could I beat you?" The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I don't have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?"

The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"

:orglaugh

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Created by: old_rocker

4/9/09 @ 4:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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There is a guy named Steve, he is a tall, strong and very attractive guy , but unfortunately he is also a simpleton, i.e. innocent and dumb.

Steve is sitting on a rather empty train across from a hot lady wearing a tight mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.

The woman realizes he is staring and asks, 'Are you looking at my pussy?'

Steve feels guilty and apologizes Yes, I'm sorry. I promise I won't look at it again.�

The woman turns back, but after a while smiles and looks back at him and says Hey! It's quite alright it's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.�

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Steve, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

'I can also make it wink,' says the woman. Steve stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

'Come and sit next to me,' suggests the woman, patting the seat. Steve moves over.

The woman is now visibly horny and asks Steve, 'Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?'

Stunned, Steve replies, 'What! Can it whistle, too?' :helpme

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Created by: old_rocker

4/9/09 @ 4:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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